Texts and methods to manipulate people in WeChat Moments

I call you an idiot but you still know how to read, I call you a fool but you still know how to get angry, I call you a fool but you still know how to reply to text messages, here is the relevant content I have carefully compiled for you about text manipulation in WeChat Moments , I hope you will like it!

Selected text from WeChat Moments

1. Without Pangu to create the world, apes would not have evolved; without oracle bones as stationery, history would have been lost. Angry; without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion have been passed down for centuries? Without me sending you a message, who would have known that a pig could read a cell phone?

2. I really miss you! I call for dawn in the night, the sky The stars also understand my heart, there is only you in my heart! How can thousands of mountains and rivers block my love for you! I really miss you, my dear? RMB!

3. The next step is Witness the miraculous moment, press the scroll button once and you will smile; press it twice and you will giggle; press it three times and you will laugh happily; press it four times, congratulations, a fool is born!

4. Getting to know you is a kind of fate; knowing you is a kind of happiness; caring about you has become a habit; cherishing you will become an eternity; blessing you is inevitable; greeting you is polite; harassment You are a very happy thing!

5. It is always easy for people to be busy with life and not know where to end. I am just sending this message to remind you, this friend: there is someone silently not far away. I care about you, bless you, and harass you by the way!

6. . Today is April Fool's Day. In order to prevent everyone from being deceived, our company has decided to have a day off without deducting wages or bonuses. Special reminder: Please do not go out and run around on this day. Please forward it to each other!

7. The first kiss was given to cigarettes, the romance was given to wine, the confusion was given to the eyes, the rhythm was given to the music, the first night was given to the dream, the body was given to the lover, and the cheating was given to the train. Madness is given to the mind, and the most sober blessing is given to you: Happy April Fool's Day!

8. There is something I don't know whether to say or not, because it involves unspeakable privacy; there is something I don't know what to say. I shouldn’t contact you, but it’s so important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally plucked up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day to you!

9. When I was in love in youth, you said you loved my battered face; when I was supporting you in my old age, you said Sweet words to say that you have given birth to me but I have not yet given birth to you. When parting between life and death, I finally know your true wish. Dear, Happy April Fool's Day!

10. Today is April Fool's Day. I have issued a special Fool's Order. I'm going to bark like a puppy. I'm in a wonderful mood. Smile three times to the sky and your good luck will never stop. I advise you to do it quickly. , come and go quickly, you want to ask why, a fool will not obey orders, a fool will not obey orders.

11. This city’s weather forecast: The temperature will drop tonight, and the southwest wind will be level 5 to 6, which will blow money. The meteorological department reminds citizens to keep warm when traveling at night and be careful of catching a cold. Happy April Fool's Day!

12. This text message is very good. Those who receive it will have good luck, those who forward it will be young, and the money sent in groups will follow. The content is: Be civilized on April Fool’s Day, just have fun with good-natured jokes! Send in bulk!

13. You are the sun in my heart, but it’s a pity that it rains; you are the moon in my dream, but it’s a pity that it’s clouded Covered; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it’s a pity that it has bloomed; you are the Chang’e from the sky who came to the world, but it’s a pity that you hit the ground face first?

14. I will give you a copy of the amount of feces since you started having poop. The heaviest gift, you will definitely eat a pound, and you will have to eat more. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself! (Did you punish him (her) on April Fool's Day?)

15. I liked Teresa Teng, and she died of illness; I liked Meiling Weng, and committed suicide; I liked Chen Baiqiang, and fell to death; I liked Leslie Cheung, and jumped off a building, I like you, it’s up to you!

16. Classic According to survey statistics, a new group of human beings appeared in the year, the four big fools: those who can't hang themselves in love, those who are not sick and take medicine, those who sign contracts that are invalid, and those who look at their mobile phones and giggle! Haha! Happy April Fool's Day!

17. If you are cheated today, it means you are popular. If you are not cheated, it means everyone feels sorry for you. If you lie, it means you are good at playing. If you have not cheated, it means you are kind, haha! I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

18. Please stay alert at all times on this day. Be alert to all unknown events that may happen. Remember to use your smart brain to distinguish this day full of deception and innocence.

Otherwise, I can only wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Today is April Fool's Day, be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that fool's disease is popular recently, and the symptoms are always Look at the text messages on your phone and grin the most. You have to be careful!

20. April Fool’s Day is coming, be careful of being tricked; be careful about acquaintances when going out, and be careful about colleagues in the company; be careful when beautiful women discharge Avoid it, pay attention to the enthusiasm of friends, be happy on April Fool's Day with good luck, be happy every moment! (Have you pranked him (her) on April Fool's Day?)

Recommended text for pranking people in WeChat Moments

1. On April Fool’s Day, I wish you a life full of fools, full of foolish abilities, foolish wealth every month, unremitting efforts in doing things, endless foolish food, and chatting and laughing after tea and meals, so that all worries and foolishness disappear. , Happy April Fool's Day!

2. American husband: He stayed up all night and called his lawyer early the next morning. He talked for three hours in detail and collected a lot of evidence of his wife's infidelity. Then he went home and said to his wife: "My dear, we will see you in court." ?

3. French husband: I didn’t sleep all night. Early the next morning, I went to the flower shop to buy 999 roses for my wife, and also bought a large box of roses, preparing to regain my glory and win back my wife's heart.

4. Japanese husband: stayed up all night. The next day after get off work, I went straight to the tavern, drinking one glass after another, and never returned until I was drunk. From then on, I fell in love with the pub and came home drunk every night.

5. Chinese husband: I stayed up all night and didn’t reply to the text messages I received the next day. Anyone who reads the text messages but doesn’t forward them is a cuckold and my wife Hongxing is cheating on me

6. One of the most outrageous features of April Fools' Day is to base your own happiness on other people's stupidity. But I won’t enable this function today, because? You are already having fun! Happy April Fool’s Day!

7. Some people have a heart to gain weight, but they have a life of not getting fat. . Some people have the drive to risk their lives to lose weight, but they have a body that makes them gain weight even if they drink boiled water. Is there any!!!

8. Dasha melon is wet mud, bait is white and black at night is wet mud, deep-stem ice wine is wet mud, set up Lazy Pet night wet mud, wash and change the frame to see the monkeys happy, It looks like the mud is wet with fragrant wine. If the mud is like cutting a monkey, it will reveal its love, and the chopsticks will be like an apricot tree in the mud. It's April Fool's Day, do you know what I think?

9. There is something I don't know whether to say or not, because it involves unspeakable privacy; there is something I don't know whether I should contact you, but it is too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally plucked up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day, your holiday!

10. I have always wanted to find a holiday to celebrate you, but there is no holiday suitable for you. You are overage on April Fool’s Day, March 8th Festival has passed, now it’s better, your holiday will finally come tomorrow, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day in advance!

WeChat friends circle texting

1. Those who go home after get off work are poor people, those who go home on time are drunkards, those who go home on time are perverts, those who go home on time are gamblers, and those who do not go home are wild ghosts!

2. One day we came to a wishing well. I bent down and made a wish and threw a coin into the well. You also wanted to make a wish, but you accidentally fell into the well when you bent down. I was stunned and murmured to myself. Said: It’s so clever!

3. The horse, it has four legs, the sea, it’s all water, the fool looking at his phone, he’s grinning!

4. Did the wind really get into my eyes? Did you really break my heart? I really cried! How could this happen?! The tears couldn't stop flowing, and there was an inexplicable pain? You This damn onion!

5. Everyone praises you for being handsome, but they just say you are bad! Everyone calls you their idol, but you know you are just the object of vomiting! I don’t know if it was made by the wrong hand. I created April Fool’s Day because of you, or I created you because I was worried that no one would celebrate April Fool’s Day!

6. Sha Monk said I have changed! Bajie said I have changed! Wukong said I have changed! Tang Monk Da Anger: I didn’t see a phone call on Xitian Road, and the monsters are using their mobile phones to read text messages! Happy April Fool’s Day!

7. I know you are good at hygiene. You wash your hands every time you go to the toilet, and you wash them well. Very carefully. Suddenly you didn't wash your hands. I was very surprised: Why didn't you wash your hands? You replied: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. I said: Every time I think of you, the stars shed a tear. , this is how the sea was formed. You said: You fart every time you miss me. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

Happy April Fool's Day!

9. This is the last text message that my mobile phone can send. I leave this last and most precious text to you, because there is something I always wanted to say to you, but didn't. Speak up - help me recharge!

10. You are rich, and there are some things that I should let you know! The sky is for wind and rain; the earth is for growing flowers. The grass grows; for me, it is used to prove how great human beings are; and for you, it is used to stew vermicelli.

11. You look very abstract! You look very hazy! You look very fuzzy! You look very strange! Forgive me, I really can’t describe you. I’ve never seen a ghost.

12. On a cold winter morning, you paddled hard in the pool, breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, freestyle, and impressive snorkeling! The old man on the shore was anxious: "I'll take the test! You drank it all" Shit, don't let me farm anymore!?

13. Pay attention, look to your left first, then to your right. Please be careful of a psychopath who has just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with his mobile phone.

14. Notice: There will be a leader inspecting the work tomorrow morning. Colleagues, please dress uniformly as required. Men: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!

15. Urgent reminder: There may be tornadoes in the near future. Be sure to carry two kilograms of dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the strong wind. . Those weighing less than kilograms must double the weight.

16. Seismological station forecast: There will be micro-earthquakes tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight with a quilt on your head, a toilet bowl on your head, and a straw in your nostrils.

17. It’s too late, your phone has been infected with the April Fool’s Day virus, huh?

18. Take the test You: What should you do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Name a song) "At least I still have you"!

19. When you read this message, please do The following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, and stick out your tongue while standing on the street. You will find that people will give you money!

20. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was so stupid that no matter what questions others asked him, he would only shake his head or answer "No". Have you heard of this story?

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