Highlights of common folk jingles

There is a language phenomenon that is very popular in China. Many people, whether leading cadres or ordinary people, just say a few words. This is a jingle. The following is the complete set of jingles I brought to you. Welcome to read the reference. Let's have a look!

Highlights of common folk jingles

1, be a man, don't pretend too much, you will get hurt sooner or later; Don't be too slippery, you will be hit sooner or later; Don't be too bad, you will be kicked sooner or later; Don't expose your shortcomings, you will be shoveled sooner or later; Don't be too wicked, there is a sky; Don't be afraid of pain, you will enjoy happiness sooner or later; Don't promiscuous, just love one.

2, recently more annoying, children repeatedly hooligans. Go home late to relax, read and sleep more. At the bottom of the exam, laughing is not at the bottom. Grandma follows the teachings and strives for perfection. The child was puzzled and asked: What was the first test?

3. Peking University has never had a charming mother since ancient times. Even if there are three pairs of mandarin ducks, there are abnormal pheasants. Peking University has never had a charming mother looking at an airport since ancient times. I happened to see a Mount Fuji, which is also an early apricot.

4, purple porcelain plate, shark fin, a plate of cooked shark fin, a plate of raw shark fin. Chixiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark fin. As soon as a bite of shark fin reached his mouth, the fishbone got into his teeth, and Koike patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain.

5. I am really anxious to get angry, deal with hot issues coldly, dare to touch hard, take a straight road to turn around, don't regret what happened in the past, don't compare with what happened in front of me, work wholeheartedly and protect my body wholeheartedly.

6. Find some leisure, find some time, hug your lover and go shopping; The jewelry in the shopping mall is crystal clear here, and the clothes look good when you turn around there. The money in the bag is a bit shabby, and it is just to attract attention.

7. Cook together and save gas; We live in a house together to save electricity; In order to save water, let's take a bath together; Move our accounts together to save paper; Let's live together in order to save energy, mother earth and leave more green for future generations! I love you.

8. Chinese will increase literary knowledge! English can be communicated with foreigners! History keeps you from betraying! Geography keeps you from getting lost! Politics makes you know how to defend your rights! Mathematics is going to ruin your life: go to the Yellow Crane Tower and calculate how far the boat in the Yangtze River is from you!

9. If you have a job, you have no right to engage in greening. You have the courage to engage in culture. If you have money but no power, you will engage in corruption. If you have cigarettes and no wine, you will call yourself. Whether it is small or not, we should aim at liberalization. Without land, it will be mysterious. Only one child is allowed to stand in the booth.

10 There was a lazy man, whose real name was Ruan, carrying a basket to sell eggs and shouting "sell eggs" and "sell eggs". No one came to buy eggs, not because the variety of eggs was chaotic, but because the skin of eggs was too soft. It's hard to buy rice without selling eggs, and it's a long way to go home for dinner. Burn the burnt grass to keep warm, and eat some soft eggs in the basket.

1 1, a game is really tiring. Practice before going to work every day and enjoy it all morning. Get drunk at noon, often hurting the liver and stomach. Always say that you are innocent when you sleep and live your dreams.

12, born twice at a time, look at the number in love; Walk by the roadside three times and four times, and go in and out hand in hand five times; Six times, seven times, a hug, eight times I feel very happy; Nine generations under one roof, ten new lovers become strangers; Young men and women should be cautious and enjoy blessings when they fall in love and get married.

13, a dish of peanuts with wine, two glasses of wine for appetizing, three or two friends getting together, four people rubbing hemp tirelessly, all corners of the country, the wheel of karma within six divisions, everything, Sanqiu time in September is very happy.

14, the troubles of small staff: the leader is in a bad mood and makes you cry; If the customer is not satisfied, you will suffer; If the superior comes to check, you will suffer; Bonus at the end of the year, this is your chicken ribs.

15, the cigarette should be burned to the end, and the old wine should be drunk to deny the six parents. Mahjong should be rubbed to the waist, and cards should be played to Dai Yue. You have to brag until you don't believe it, and flattery should be filmed in the dark. Dance until you are exhausted and lose weight until you are dying.

16, modern life is full of flavor, it is difficult to make money in stock trading, drinking often hurts the stomach, the phone is in arrears all the year round, love has collapsed, I always want to doze off at work, my work performance has deteriorated, and my pockets are dry every day. I understand, long live!

17, modern teachers are so easy to do that they don't have to write their own lesson plans. There is everything on the Internet, and he can't do it in the student union. Live on the imperial salary and step on the bell to enter the classroom. The strength of the school has been saved, and tutoring is popular!

18, the price is too high to make money, I love to give you reference customers; Every day there are new challenges, and when I see gold coins, I smile; Point to the guest network first and say hello for one day; It is very pleasant to enjoy writing and writing, and it is often reproduced and laughed at.

19, prices have increased year by year, and wages have not changed. Life is so busy that I haven't had a room for several years. I want to get married, but I can't find a good girl. There are entertainments every day, and Zhou Zhou is busy socializing. It's beautiful to go out and boring to go home.

20. In our time, we believe in true love too much; Perhaps lonely, there is nothing to talk about love; Who knows that things are strange and often hurt by blows; Although I am not very handsome, I am still very handsome; From then on, I sat watching the flowers bloom and began to wait silently.

2 1, the head can't be broken, and the dyed hair looks good; No bleeding, no white head; Shoes should not be worn out. When you visit your girlfriend, you need oil. The car can't be small, you can travel by car.

22. Scoop hot oil with copper spoon, cool oil with iron spoon, cool oil with copper spoon and cool oil with iron spoon. Spoon the oil into the frying spoon, and there will be delicious food every month. Stew squid pieces first, then chop mutton strips. The fire burns under the stove, the oil is cooked in the spoon, and the pot is as hot as a copper spoon and an iron spoon.

23. Who says there are no beautiful girls in Peking University? Boys are more like Niu Wangmo. It's not that we are too dissolute, and we can't be frivolous without money. Love painting has never been a pervert! Gentlemen, line up! Occasionally caught a strong J case, but also a female rogue!

24. There are forty-four stone lions in front of the stone temple. There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree in front of the temple. Forty-four stone lions don't eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions instead.

25. Standing next to a burly man, holding a kung fu in his arms, staying at home to make money, missing people far away, hiding a first love in his dream, and occasionally a gentle old man is mixed with someone who knows how to keep in good health.

26. There is a paradise above and a casino below; If you don't eat vegetables, go online; Have money to pick up girls, but no money to grab them; Everyone practices boxing, curses and sings; Unique wine rack, healthy smoking; At this rate, it would have collapsed.

27. There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.

28. The world today is really strange: dyed steamed bread can be sold, and there are so-called "vegetables". Additives also have the ability. No need to buy cooking oil. You won't be surprised when you drag it into an underground ditch and cows eat grass to produce toxic milk.

29, people have money and time to have a good figure, unparalleled; People have money, no illness, no time, treasure; People have no money, no illness and no time, top grade; People have no money, no illness and no time, and the products are inferior; People have no money, no time, no temper and waste.

30. Mother-in-law and Mammy came to the hillside. Mother-in-law silently picked mushrooms, while Mammy silently pulled out radishes. Mother-in-law took a broken dustpan, Mammy took a thin basket, Mother-in-law picked a small mushroom with a half dustpan, and Mammy pulled out a big radish with a basket. Mother-in-law picks mushrooms to make cakes, and mother sells radishes to make steamed bread.

3 1. Apples are delicious, but trees are hard to grow. Love is hard to talk about. As soon as youth is over, no one loves it. Take time to fall in love. Flowers will bloom next year, and time will never return. Wish you a peach blossom this year.

32. Beautiful and beautiful girl, you are the most beautiful, with big eyes and eyebrows, two sharp crescent moons and a charming beard. From a distance, it's a sheep girl, but from a close look, it's a monster. What about you? Happy are the sheep who read short messages!

33. Women's fears: first, they are afraid of being old; second, they are afraid of having a big waistline; third, they are afraid of not having pocket money; fourth, they are afraid of clothes being out of date; fifth, they are afraid that their children will not go home in bars; and finally, they are afraid that their husbands will be too playboy.

34, you are my favorite, you are my joke, you often rely on me, but I give you a tie, let me tighten it from time to time, you often eat leftovers, and even let me often kick, my dog is so embarrassed,

35. You eat, lick your mouth, walk, sleep and drool. You usually brag, scaring people during the day and scaring ghosts at night! Fortunately, I am extremely smart and see the beauty in your heart through my appearance!

36. I am obviously strong, but I am fat, and I look like a big fat pig from a distance; Obviously, I am handsome, and I often call me ugly. The worse I say, no one loves me. Being a man is really helpless, which makes me unloved now!

37. The beautiful woman looked back and scared a cow to death. I can't go with you, just because you are too ugly to ask the ugly girl why. I have money and oil to see if you can go, even if you have everything, you won't bow your head.

38. It is raining outside the curtain. I didn't sleep tonight. I always sweat on my broken bed. Every power outage in midsummer makes Hua Xian angry. Shake the fan alone, seemingly at leisure, imagining that the man is around. Yesterday has passed.

39, cold test papers, not afraid of getting zero eggs; Lao Tzu has no talent, so he handed in a blank sheet of paper; I can't give up when I see a beautiful girl; It is better to cheat than to hold back; It is better to pass the exam than to pass it. Don't shout for a report when you are late. The class training is like this.

40. Laborers and people who watch laborers work together, and they can't tell who is working and who is watching laborers work. As a result, workers can't move, and those who look at them can't see their work. Nobody move!

4 1. Lan is a female coach and Lu is a male coach. Coach Lan is not a male coach, and coach Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main force of men's basketball team, and Lv Nan is the main force of women's basketball team. Lu trained Lan Nan in the men's basketball team and Lan Nan in the women's basketball team.

42, the examination room scenery, thousands of miles of letters floating, Wan Li glance; Looking inside and outside the examination room, it's wonderful, whispering, better gestures, and everyone is taller than anyone else; Be worthy of the pride of the times, cheat in exams and make new moves; The past is the past, counting cheating experts, but also looking at the present.

43. The weather has been very bad recently, and there are often heavy rains. Expert advice, pay attention to disaster prevention, dry bedding in time when the weather is good, then wrap your head tightly and enjoy the exposure.

44. Marriage is called network access, bigamy is called a card with even numbers, extramarital love is called call transfer, lovers are called Monternet, divorce is called cancellation number, separation is called departure number, and women remarriage is called transfer. A man's remarriage is called a replacement card, and the change is called Unicom.

45. The building foundation should be laid firmly, not afraid of rain or waterlogging, and the living foundation should be laid firmly and improved step by step. Life is like a building. You should use real materials, build it cleanly, mix your own buildings, and finally ruin your life.

46, the goods are not afraid of fake, rebate is the spirit; Rice is not afraid of being expensive, but public funds will do; Knowledge is not deep, but you can fight for it; Art is not high, but it is red when it is submerged; It is not beautiful, but it is famous if you dare to take it off; You have money if you are not tall. The ball is not in the skill, and the black whistle wins; It's no big deal, giving a gift is success; A wife is not ugly, but a husband is glorious if he has money.

47. Draw a phoenix on the pink wall, and the phoenix is painted on the pink wall. Red phoenix powder phoenix, red pink phoenix flower phoenix. Red Phoenix, Yellow Phoenix, Pink Phoenix, Pink Phoenix, Pollen Phoenix.

48. A person is sitting in a lovesick chair, holding a lovesick pen, looking at the lovesick moon, thinking about you, writing a lovesick letter, and crying with a lovesick word. I'm thinking about you!

49. On the east-west road, I ran into a man biting a dog, picked up the dog's head and hit a brick, and was bitten by the brick. It is right to tell the truth by turning right from wrong. I know my heart, I wish you happiness every day!

50. East and West Street, go north and south, walk back along the wall, and go to the cave to worry. The waistline has increased by 2.5%! It's all because of gluttony. After eating watermelon and sweet potato, it is said that sweet potato is a big tonic, and eating too much will cause intestinal obstruction, which is hard for this big mouse!

5 1. I didn't know I was a small official until I arrived in Beijing. When I arrived in the northeast, I realized that I was timid; When I arrived in Shanghai, I realized that I was not well dressed. When I arrived in Shenzhen, I knew I had no money. I didn't know I was in poor health until I arrived in Hainan.

52. A tour guide should have a mother-in-law's mouth, a mother's heart, treat guests, learn from A Qing's sister-in-law, laugh when you meet, and don't think about it afterwards; All the guests came, all with one mouth. As soon as people leave, the tea gets cold, everything at home is thriving, and the family never stops.

53. Playing cards well shows that you have brains, you are good at playing cards, your thinking is clear, you are good at playing cards, you know the economy, you are not afraid of being blown up, you are courageous, you win quietly, you are shrewd, you don't surrender when you lose, and you have a strong sense of competition.

54, moonlight in front of the window, the original debt collection shortage; Looking up, I saw a big water tank; I wish I didn't work hard when I was a child and played games all day. It's not too late to turn your back!

55. Smoking, drinking, playing mahjong and falling in love with the Internet. Crazy with you, surfing with you, uh-huh until dawn. I patted the powder and kissed it in the middle of the road. Take a shower, blow bubbles, and sleep with your wife.

56. Anyone who loves is heartbroken, and it's bad luck to do anything. I felt ashamed, like soot on the ground, but I was helpless. I fell asleep and woke up drunk. I didn't expect the legs of the bed to be half disabled and not fall down, just sitting on a screwdriver, damn it! My thigh!

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