The words of the routine person are funny and funny to the boyfriend.

Funny jokes about boyfriends

Funny jokes about boyfriends, everyone will have all kinds of emotions and feelings, which is what people call worldly desires, which is very complicated and affected by too many factors. The following words of sharing routines are funny and funny for boyfriends. The routine person's words are funny and funny to her boyfriend 1

1. "I'm a little depressed" and "What's the matter?" "I haven't seen you for a day"

2. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "It's the day when I loved you all day"

3. "I'm a little afraid of you" and "Am I fierce?" "No, because I'm afraid of my wife."

4. "I found someone secretly loves you." "Who is it?" "Me."

5. I lost weight from the day I met you. Why? Because I gave my heart to you.

6. Do you like cats or dogs? Wang Wang Wang Wang? Do you like cats or dogs? Cats meow?

7. I have so many pens, and you know I am the best. "I don't know" and "you northern nose"

8. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I have only one left." "What is it?" "Just love you."

9. "I don't think you are suitable for dating." "Why?" "Suitable for marriage."

1. "I've put up with you for a long time" "huh? Then what are you going to do? ""Of course, I choose to endure you all my life. "

11." I think you should knock on all the doors? " "Why do you say that?" "Because you knock well."

12. "The moss in the town tells the story of antiquity." "Do you know that the blue bricks in the town were just laid when I fell in love with you?"

13. "I think you are like a pig." "Where are you like?" "the apple of my eye"

14. "Do you prefer sunny or cloudy days or rainy days?" "I like sunny days. What about you?" "I like having you every day"

15. "You will be lonely in the future" "Why?" "Because you live in my heart alone and have no neighbors."

16. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

17. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."

18. "Do you have a lighter?" "No." "Then how did you light my heart?"

19. "Which doll do you like to hold?" I like pink pig. I am a pink pig. Do me a favor. What? Teach me to fall in love with you. Do you know what time it is? "Six o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."

22. "I'll take you for a drink. You've never drunk it." "What kind of wine?" "Our wedding banquet ~"

23. "Do you know what season I like best?" "Winter?" "No, it's your season."

What is the most important organ in the human body? It's the brain. No, it's the heart. You can't live without a brain. Don't you live well?

2. It is difficult for parents. What's the matter? It's so hard to pull you. It is not easy. In order to relax my parents, I am willing to bear this burden from my parents.

3. Do you know why I always lose? What's the matter? Because I lost to your tenderness.

4. People without oxygen can't live, but I can. Do you know why? I don't know, because I have you, a naughty boy.

5. May I call you for you? Yes', but why do you call it that? So I can take you to heart.

6. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you touch my heartstrings?

7. Hello, dear Mr. X! Hello! Congratulations on getting a girlfriend who is super cute and kind, generous and lively, clever and sensible, with a big nose, a full face of collagen, non-sticky and coquetry. Reply to F to get it, and reply to T to unsubscribe.

8. Don't go out, I'm afraid of being caught by the police. What's the matter? My heart beat faster because I saw you.

9. Do you know when it was yesterday? What time? I love you for one day.

Daily boyfriend chat routines

1. "What's the name of the box for you and me?" "I don't know." "A match made in heaven."

2. "I think you look like a pig." "What do you look like?" "The apple of my eye"

3. "Tell me that you like me, and then I refuse you" "I like you." "Then let's be together!"

4. "People like you …" "What's wrong with me?" "I have nothing to talk about with you except being in love."

5. "No, we may have been hit by an arrow." "What?" "Cupid seems to have shot us"

6. "I find you particularly annoying" "What did I hate?" "I can't get enough of it."

7. "I'm a little playboy." "Huh?" "Idiot, I spent my heart on you ~"

8. "There's something in my eyes" "What?" "You"

9. "Can you play the guitar?" "No." "Then why can you touch my heartstrings?"

1. "Would you like to go this way?" "What way?" "This section of the road is called the rest of my life" is funny and funny to my boyfriend. 2

Girls' jokes about boyfriends

1. You are the cutest.

I didn't have time to think about it when I said it.

But after thinking about it, I still said it.

2. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful,

the kind that looks good from eyelashes to dandruff.

3. I've been proud for more than ten years. I'm afraid when I see you.

4. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

5. Let me spend a whole picture of my youth,

to find you.

Ask and answer the routine of teasing boys

1. "May I kiss you?"

"now?"

2. "The Jianghu is too far away, so I won't go."

"why?"

"I fell in love with cooking for you and sleeping with you."

3. "I want to touch your conscience."

"sleep."

4. "I have something to say to you."

"Get rid of talking and talking."

5. "If someone confessed to you, would you accept it?"

"Is that you?"

3 routines of boyfriend's warm-hearted jokes

1. I accidentally choked while eating

kept coughing

A soft hand handed me a paper towel

and patted my back

2. I helped him to tidy up his hat inadvertently, and

I helped him to bounce off the dandruff on his shoulder inadvertently.

oh! No, it's leaves, dust and falling snowflakes.

If you can't pretend it, please help him smooth the fibers on his collar!

3. Take a photo with dirt in your hand and send it to him. He asks what it is. Just say you want to ask if you want to be planted in my hands

4. Look into each other's eyes and turn away immediately when they find out.

5. Your eyes are so beautiful, but I like them better.

The person in there is me. The words of the routine person are funny and funny to the boyfriend 3

1. Ask: "You say, who is our father and son?" The other party will definitely answer, "Of course it is my father and your son!" The result of the routine is that "my dad" is "your son", which means he is your grandson. )

2. Q: "Have you ever heard the story that an idiot said he didn't know, an idiot nodded and an idiot shook his head?" The result of the routine is that no matter whether he answers "I don't know", "shakes his head" or "nods", he will fall for your routine. )

3. Q: What would you do if there was a booth at your door? Option 1: I will be surprised; Option 2: I will call the police (routine result: Option 1 stands for "eating a kilo" and Option 2 stands for "hugging Baba")

4. Ask: "Are you my best friend?" The other party definitely replied: Yes, you answered: It is said on TV that dogs are human's best friends (routine result: you are a dog! )

5. Q: "Do you think it's naughty for a boy to paint his nails?" The boy replied: Mom, you replied, "Hey, mom is here, my son is good!" (Routine result: Call your mother! )

6. Ask, "The roaring dog is a god in the world, so what is it next?" Answer: I am a dog!

7. Q: "Let me ask you a question:' I have ten knives, and I have lost two. How many are there? Answer: Eight (father's homonym), and you can say yes directly.

8. Q: "Let me ask you a short math question. How much is 7+1?" You can just say yes. )

9. Q: "Do you usually wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand after going to the toilet?" The other party will definitely think about it and answer: "Right hand or left hand", and you will answer "We usually wipe our ass with paper" (he wipes his ass with his hands)

1. Ask: "What does a seller call a customer?" The other party replied: kiss (just kiss it decisively, this routine is suitable for couples! )

11. Q: "I ask you a question, and you just need to answer whether you know it or not." The other party replied: OK. You are asking, "Do your family know that you are so stupid?" (No matter whether he answers yes or no, he admits that he is stupid. )

12. Ask: "Say yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes" and then ask "Are you different from a pig? Answer quickly! " The other party "didn't" (which means he is a pig. Many people have been caught in this routine. )

13. When asked, "I'll show you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig", the other person replied, "I'm not a pig at all", and you replied, "Do you think you have forgotten it now? The magic is successful! "