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If crayon Shinchan gives it to mom.
Do you want to go for a ride in Kasugabe with me singing Super Action Hero?
What kind of green peppers do you like to eat?
Forget me ~ I'm elegant and terrible, my feet stink, and my little sunflower and white are like cotton candy, but you can't eat it ~
Oh, it's time for super action heroes!
See you later, pretty girl ~
Special edition:
Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce?
Fish shop owner: No.
Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard?
Fish shop owner: No.
Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything.
Xiao Xin: Teacher, I have to go to the toilet.
Teacher: No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now?
Xiao Xin: Time after class is so precious, it's a pity to use it to go to the toilet!
Mom: Look, Xiao Xin, my sister got 100, and you only got 50.
Xiao Xin: I did as you said.
Mom: What did I say?
Xiao Xin: You said it would be nice if I was only half my sister's.
1. Mom, you're back. (the first sentence when I go home) 2. Dynamic light waves, more than one ... (against his mother) 3. Mom, what color is this sister's underwear? Miss, do you like green pepper/natto? Mom, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm numb! 6. You have changed. If you had been ten years ago, you wouldn't have treated me like this ... It's sad to treat people as treasures when you like them, and kick people open beer bottles when you don't like them ... (mainly for Guang Zhi)
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