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Text messages about giving birth.

1, good news and bad news: The good news is that a son was born today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money, and offenders will be prosecuted. 2, Jerry's dad's text message: I finally called "Laozi" justifiably! My daughter-in-law gave birth to a fat boy, weighing 7 kg and 3 Liang. Remember to save money, and if you have a girl, don't squander it. It will all belong to my family, and everyone with a boy will protect my son. Who makes me the youngest! Comrades! It feels great to be a father!

3. Uncle (another version is "Auntie" of course) Hello, I am a healthy and smart calf. On March 23rd, after seven hours of labor pains, my mother gave birth to me in the womb. I weigh 7 kg 3 Liang, and my height is 53 cm. I am a handsome guy that everyone loves. I say hello to you on behalf of my parents and thank you for your concern for us.

The text message sent by my husband is: My wife gave birth with a gun.

I solemnly declare to you that I am father, father, father, father, father, father, father.

6. Brothers! ! I am a father! My wife just gave birth to a 6 kg 8 Liang daughter, which is very beautiful. From now on, man, I will be a slave to two women completely. As the cradle of human flesh, Mrs. Doubtfield has several positions in the milk powder cash machine ... Ah, during the time of texting, my baby daughter held my finger very enthusiastically ... This feeling ... Let alone how cool it is! Dude, congratulations!

7. My wife and I work hard together, every night, and the last person who works hard gets a daughter at the beginning of the year! The whole family is happy to entertain relatives and friends in * *. Come in person

8. My wife screamed and a new person was added to the family. For details, please report it with a red envelope!

9. Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince (princess) on X day and X minutes, weighing * Jin, and the mother and son (daughter) are safe. This is good news!

10, I gave birth. I finally met my husband's lover in my last life. She is prettier than me.

1 1. After a long-term investigation organized by the hospital, I was finally upgraded to the role of "dad" in tears today. At the same time, my good comrade-in-arms who fought side by side also upgraded to the role of "mother". Thanks to the brothers and sisters who have accompanied us through the revolutionary life in the past few months. Your revolution has not succeeded yet. Comrades, please work harder.

12, extra: * * and * * * were successfully promoted. On * * this month * * * kg cowboy (girl) had her throat cut in * * hospital, and her mother (daughter) was safe.

13, the content of the husband's text message is "My wife gave birth to a daughter weighing 7 kg and 6 liang, and thanked her for her care and care during pregnancy". A friend texted back and said: Congratulations, buddy, it seems that we are destined to be grandfathers, haha.

14. Today, our family contributed a tile to China/kloc-Acer with a population of 0/300 million, and in response to the national family planning call, our family only added a tile. This is a small step in the population history of China, but a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free.

15, gave birth to a son, who seems as handsome as his father. Please rest assured.

16. Extraordinary news: My baby plan of long-term cooperation with my beloved wife was officially declared successful this morning. The finished product is babyv 1.0, which will be upgraded every year. The product attribute is a baby boy, weighing 3 kg and 50 cm high, which meets the national standard. According to experts' conservative estimation, this precious product will occasionally leak water and cry with high decibel during the operation of the previous version, which needs to be solved. Please share your valuable experience with me as soon as possible. Thank you.

17, I always thought I had a daughter, so I told many sons-in-law, but in the end ... I was afraid to call, so I had to apologize by SMS: Brothers, I didn't live up to everyone's expectations this morning and gave birth to a baby like you, weighing 6 kg and 6 Liang. If you don't have a wife, please find another one quickly. I'll get it. (Within a few minutes, all the text messages swarmed in: Give back my daughter-in-law, you liar, wait, let my son bully your son, who will make him the youngest and let my daughter-in-law disappear! I'm sweating all over ...)

18, "The buddy was born! A fat girl in vain, 6 kg 9 in height and 50 cm in weight. " Happiness-height and weight are all said backwards. )

19, dear grandparents, uncles and aunts, I am * *, I was born today! I'm a little prince (little princess) and I weigh * Jin * two. My mother gave birth to me naturally. I'm exhausted! Thank you for your concern for us. I will grow up happily and healthily! (from mom)

Text messages about giving birth.

1. Congratulations, I wish my son happiness. I am glad to hear that you are glad to have your son. It's a godsend. It's crowded. I come to congratulate you on your happiness and sincerely wish your son healthy growth and happiness!

3, raising a son has a long way to go, redouble your efforts!

I hope your baby will grow up healthily. The future is bright.

5. I wish him healthy growth! Happy, happy! You must have a successful career in the future!

6. A touch of summer brings blessings to the newborn baby, and a breeze brings sweetness to the beautiful new mother. May the new mother and lovely baby be healthy and happy!

7. Not every spray is directed at the beach, not every star is directed at night, not every drizzle is directed at wheat seedlings, but your lovely baby is happy for you! Congratulations!

I am glad to hear that you are glad to have your son. It's a godsend. Demen shines brilliantly. I come to congratulate you on your happiness and sincerely wish your son a healthy growth, happiness and unlimited future!

9. Bless this lovely child. I wish him healthy growth and happiness and success in the future.

10, mother and child are the happiest things. I wish your child peace, health and happiness all his life.

1 1, I wish the baby a healthy growth, everyone loves him, and he is smart and lively. He will be admitted to a famous university in the future, and his future is bright!

12, I wish the baby a healthy growth, everyone loves him, and he is smart and lively. He will definitely be admitted to a famous university in the future, and he has a bright future.

13, may the newborn baby bring you countless new joys on the day when you two are happy to have your son!

14, bless you for adding a joy to the world!

15, the joy of playing tricks. If you want to be a stone forest in the sky, you will be a pillar in the future. I presented (the name of the gift) as a tribute to the victory, and Fu Wei accepted it. Su he Lin Xi. And pay tribute to Lian.

16, I sincerely hope that the song will follow every day, and I wish the horn will fly. Healthy and handsome, with the help of the gods, Kang Shuocong followed the mountains and seas.

17, congratulations: I have the happiness of my daughter. I wish the whole family peace, happiness, health and happiness!

18, congratulations! Congratulations! I wish the baby health, intelligence and beauty! ! !

19, I'm glad to hear about the fun of playing with Zhang. I prepared a small gift to celebrate!

20. congratulations Brother xxx is glad that your son has been promoted to father, and we can go to by going up one flight of stairs!

2 1, your daughter is a treasure, and your daughter is a sweet little cotton-padded jacket. In the future, there will be no darkness and cold in your life, because she is the sunshine in your life. Congratulations on your daughter's happiness

22, a pair of lovely twins! How happy I am! How cute! You are not blessed by God once, but blessed twice!

23, tangent red thinking, suddenly pass the bird newspaper. Congratulations on learning that your family is happy. Gaiguizi will be honored, and Haitang will be the first to start. Lapras will be elected one day, and he will be very lucky. What is even more gratifying is that the ice is clear and the jade is slippery. Attached to Chen (the name of the ceremony) is not enough for the ceremony. Let's talk about a companion letter. Shunsong Tan Zhi.

Hearing the news of Joule is a great comfort. Congratulations to you two and your lucky baby!

25. Congratulations on your promotion from expectant mother to "mother". You seem to have fallen into honey, and the hot sun is dim. May good luck always take care of you, may joy always kiss you, and may your baby grow up quickly!

Blessing information of childbearing and population growth

Blessing information of childbearing and population growth

1, the Year of the Loong likes to have dragons, and likes to have dragons; Zi Long adds happiness to the family, and Zi Long adds wealth to the family; The dragon father wants to teach the dragon son, and the dragon mother wants to hurt the dragon son; Zi Long's education depends on his father and his growth depends on his mother. I wish Long Fu's parents peace and health.

2. A dragon begets a dragon, and a phoenix begets a phoenix. You are a real dragon begets a dragon. the Year of the Loong welcomes a little girl with a smile in her eyes and a blessing on her face. She giggles happily, and her family is full of blessings and wisdom to ensure your happiness all your life.

3. Think about it. Happiness is eternal, the dragon looks forward to it, and happiness never stops. I'm also looking forward to it. The Year of the Loong, the dragon girl, will come true. I wish all parents in the world a wish to have a dragon treasure come true.

4. There are many happy events in the Year of the Loong, and the dragon son and the dragon daughter add two. One is happiness and the other is happiness. I wish you happiness, happiness, health, good luck in your family, the Year of the Loong, Dragon Baby and peace. Used at the end of a sentence

The Year of the Loong gave birth to a dragon boy and a dragon girl, a bird song for you, a horse dancing for you and a fish cheering for you. I wish you all the best. Happy family!

6, the baby dragon fell to the ground, bringing happiness and well-being, the baby is really handsome, parents looked silly giggle, relatives and friends came to join in the fun, rushing to hold blessings. Wish: a safe and happy life.

7. The little dragon girl's reincarnation brings happiness and auspiciousness, brings you life, nourishes your spirit, brings you brilliant career and prosperous business, brings you family happiness and good health, and wishes you happiness forever!

8, Jinfeng sends happiness, and Ji Xing shines high; The birth of the dragon girl is wonderful; Laugh like a flower, with a good face; Mother and daughter are well-being, and Long Fu comes to protect them; Blessings are sent, Longbao is blessed, Longnv is blessed, and the whole family is happy to blossom. I wish the whole family happiness.

9. the Year of the Loong has Longbao. I will give you four treasures: let Tathagata bless Longbao's healthy growth, let Zhiduoxing bless Longbao's refreshing, let Wenquxing bless Longbao's academic success, and let Seven Stars bless Longbao's wonderful life!

10, the Year of the Loong is lucky to have a baby dragon. Relatives come to celebrate, and friends send blessings: I wish Longbao good health, strong growth, bright future, smooth career and noble escort!

1 1, born in Zi Long, the whole family is happy, friends and relatives, and endless blessings. I wish the baby a happy and healthy growth, smart and lively, loved by everyone, great achievements and bright future!

12, Long Baolong Bao is all right. His figure is like a little dragon, his personality is like a little oolong, his appearance is like a little dragon, his wealth is like a little dragon, and his beauty is like a little dragon. Congratulations to Long Bao of the Year of the Loong!

13, Guanyin sent your son, rich and happy; The arrival of Five Blessingg has brought a lifetime of good luck! After ten months, more than 300 days and more than 7,200 hours of expectation, congratulations on your happy birth, and I wish you happiness in the next ten months, ten years and a hundred years.

14, the Year of the Loong Delongbao, Longbao is healthy, blessed and happy; Naughty and playful, beaming; Fat hands can catch money, and wealth is near home; The baby is lucky and the parents are happy!

15, the Year of the Loong is good, get Longbao; Wanfu Piao, smelling your smile; Dragon girl is pretty and charming; Outstanding appearance, no choice; Good life and high talent; Family happiness, good parents; Blessing, I hope life will be better, and I wish your family happiness, peace and wealth!

16, the Year of the Loong arrived, give his family a hug. The hard days have been abandoned, the newborn baby is fine, the happy grandmother bends down happily, and the family reunites and adds another baby. A happy life is really beautiful.

17, the Year of the Loong Tianlong Bao, blessing is indispensable. The Year of the Loong Tianlong Bao. Happy event report. Healthy and smart. A dignified and strong mind is indispensable. I wish you great success.

18, the Year of the Loong has arrived, and the dragon son has left. I wish you good luck, increase your dignity, Long Zijian, Long Mukang, and who else, Dragon Father, smile, sweetheart, family happiness and even happier.

19, Long Baolong was born in, according to good luck, happiness comes to your place, the whole family is happy, healthy and lovely, parents are laughing, texting He Longbao, and happiness is always around.

20. A crying baby dragon cried, and the descendants of the dragon came again. Fortune is here, the Year of the Loong. Good luck follows you. Wish: Dragon Lady, be beautiful and be a sweet little dragon; Zi Long has successfully become the Dragon King. Wish: Dragon and Phoenix are auspicious, and the Year of the Loong is auspicious.

2 1, the Year of the Loong is lucky to gather in your home, the dragon mother gives birth to a lucky doll, and the baby dragon follows the dragon king, and the whole family laughs and laughs. I wish Longbao strong, healthy and rapid growth, and become a pillar in the future, which parents will enjoy forever.

22. the Year of the Loong wishes you the most, adding gold and silver to add Longbao, happiness to Longbao, good luck to accompany the whole family, happiness to the whole family, fine features, pain, broad forehead and firm eyes. In the future, they will be the pillars of the country, shining the lintel with wealth, and the two talents will strive for self-improvement.

23. Congratulations to my old friend, Long Baobao is happy, Long Bao is strong, and the disease is far away from him; Longbao is smart and will become a great player in the future; Long Bao is lucky, and Fule has been with him; The family is happy, and the family is happy!

24, the Year of the Loong gave birth to a dragon, hard for a while, the Year of the Loong gave birth to a dragon, happy all his life, and I don't know my parents' kindness if I don't raise children. I wish the parents in the world good health and all the best.

25. the Year of the Loong has been a blessed year. He was so happy that Long Ziqi laughed, smart and cute. He must be a talent when he grows up. Tsinghua Peking University came to develop, and returned the kindness of parents like a mountain. I wish the Year of the Loong's parents all the best and happiness forever.

26. Happy birthday to the Year of the Loong. Long Yun will accompany him for the rest of his life. I wish: Zi Long is full of vitality, accompanied by health and safety; Longzi grows sturdily and happily, and is smart and flying; I'm always happy when I have Long Baoxiao at home!

27. the Year of the Loong Longyun has a new atmosphere, and the Year of the Loong's baby is beaming: big eyes are full of vigor, small hands are holding cornucopia, cute and invincible, suffering is strong and steady, and there will always be a patron saint!

28. Zi Long and Dragon Lady follow the Dragon King to travel and pass by your house. They happened to meet your husband and wife who wanted to have children. When they saw your kindness, they both flew into your arms and decided to live in your house for more than 100 years. The Dragon King also decided to give you treasures to repay you for raising his children. I wish you good luck, happiness, well-being and lifelong companionship.

29, the Year of the Loong, give it down! Looking dignified and strong, smiling, white and tender and lovely, grasping fortune with both hands, stepping on gold ingot with both feet, the Year of the Loong to Xiaoxing, the whole family is happy and healthy!

30. the Year of the Loong got the treasure and Zi Long came to report it; The blessing is higher than the sky, and the eyebrows are very good; Good luck is always shining, and happiness is always old; The dragon father and mother worked hard, and a happy life came from now on, happy and without troubles. Congratulations on the birth of Longzi and wish the whole family happiness!

3 1, in the year of Longzi, he was lucky and kept laughing at happy events. I wish my children more health and happiness, and I wish my parents a smooth career and earn more money to support their children. I wish my family harmony and happiness!

32. the Year of the Loong Xidelong Baby, Baoyou Long Nian Le, add a Ding at home, your face is full of smiles, I wish the baby strong, smart, beautiful and healthy, and the whole family will laugh and laugh.

33. the Year of the Loong gave birth to a dragon, and the dragon leaps to see the present. Lively and lovely to see a healthy and happy dragon treasure, the Year of the Loong gets a dragon son. A happy life. Build that building quickly. Good luck and promotion step by step.

34. Good news came from the dragon of Renchen. The dragon mother was pregnant and gave birth to Longbao. After being pregnant in October, Longbao was spoiled, and the dragon son and the dragon daughter helped each other and lived a happy life without troubles.

35. Xiangguang Hong Rui is blessed with high stars, and the garden is full of dragons. Dragons are handsome, healthy, strong and smarter. I wish the dragon king's son grow into a pillar of the country, famous for both loyalty and filial piety.

36. I wish you a happy son in the Year of the Dragon, and I also wish the baby the Year of the Loong: Longguang protects the body and is healthy for a lifetime; Long light, happy for a lifetime; Borneol inheritance, smart for a lifetime; The dragon spirit is possessed, and it is rich for a lifetime.

37. the Year of the Loong is happy to have a treasure, and he is very happy: a Zhang Xiaolong face, bad luck is scared away; Xiaolong is safe and everything is wonderful; The little dragon grinned, and the whole family was lively. Long Bao was born with good omen, and the happiness of his family added beauty. I wish your family a happy and safe year!

38. When the Dragon Baby arrives, Five Blessingg will make a fuss about happiness, enjoy happiness, health and safety, wealth and prosperity, and enjoy the happiness of Five Blessingg, and send the Year of the Loong's blessing to the dragon father and mother.

39. the Year of the Loong wants to say congratulations, congratulations on the birth of Baby Dragon, smart, cute and handsome. I wish the baby good health, happy parents and happy smiles every day, a happy and carefree life, increased happiness by adding Ding imports, and happiness in the Year of the Loong.

40. the Year of the Loong Delongbao, a treasure in the hands of parents; The world is priceless, better than gold ingot; Destined to be lucky, lucky and happy, the family is happy and smiling. Congratulations on the year of dragon treasure, the whole family is happy to be old!

4 1, the Year of the Loong Xidelong Baby. I wish your dragon baby lively, lovely, smart, healthy and successful in school. I wish the Year of the Loong, the dragon's parents, happiness, eternal health and a peaceful and happy life.

42. the Year of the Loong has a dragon blessing, and "Yi Long" took off this life for you, "Ten Dragons" received the annual blessing for you, "White Dragon" prayed for the new moon, "Qianlong" celebrated every day for you, and "Wanlong" congratulated all the best! Congratulations again: all the best and happiness!

43, Dragon Baby, happiness is coming, health and happiness come first, career comes second, and family harmony comes third. When something good happens in the Year of the Loong, everything goes well. Baby dragon is the best.

44. I am glad that my son He Long is old and He Long was born in Rowen. I'm so happy, so romantic and elegant. The dragon father and mother smile, tired but sweet, and will be as happy as the sea in their later years, harmonious and happy.

45, SMS praise, maternal love first, pregnant with Longbao, hard work, Zi Long Longnv, rich and auspicious, Longbao healthy, thrive, smart and studious, engraved gold medals, filial piety to parents, national pillar.

A friend gives birth to a baby and sends a blessing message.

1, I wish you add a joy to the world! Congratulations! Congratulations! I wish Xiaobaobao healthy growth, peace and happiness!

May the newborn baby bring you countless new joys on the day when you two are happy to have your son! Congratulations, I wish my son happiness.

Pain is temporary, happiness is eternal. The baby is lovely and the family is happy. Congratulations!

4, the darling looks like an angel, and the sweet dimples are drunk. You are a lovely baby, loved by angels, coveted by God, like a beautiful elf, amazed by flowers and plants, admired by others! Congratulations on the birth of your son, and wish the baby healthy and lovely!

5, occupy the fun of playing tricks. If you want to be a stone forest in the sky, you will be a pillar in the future. I presented (the name of the gift) as a tribute to the victory, and Fu Wei accepted it. Su he Lin Xi. And pay tribute to Lian.

6. Life is three big things, dear friends. On the day when you have a baby, let me sincerely wish you and your family health and happiness!

7. Incense comes from our son, and a good family is blessed, year after year!

Congratulations on the safe birth of your baby I'm so happy for you. I hope your baby will grow up healthily. The future is bright.

9. I am no longer a happy person. I gave birth to a new life with honor. I hope everyone will give me sincere wishes and look forward to the birth of this little life.

10, I hope your baby will grow up healthily. The future is bright.

1 1, I wish your daughter happiness. From now on, a thousand pounds of happiness is on you, and a thousand pounds of happiness is with you. May the lovely little daughter grow up healthily every day!

12, he is a sentence, you are a music score, and you two are a harmonious song. A match made in heaven, a harmonious husband and wife, early birth of your son, congratulations!

13, I'm glad to hear that you are happy to have your son. It's a godsend. It's crowded. I come to congratulate you on your happiness and sincerely wish your son a healthy growth, happiness and unlimited future!

14, ok, big brother! Awesome! I haven't seen you for days. It turns out that you are working hard for the next planning blueprint of the motherland. What my brother said here is' hard work'.

15, congratulations! Brother xxx is glad that your son has been promoted to father, and we can go to by going up one flight of stairs!

16. Congratulations on your promotion from expectant mother to "mother". You seem to have fallen into honey, and the hot sun is dim. May good luck always accompany you, may joy always kiss you, and may your baby grow up quickly!

17, Happy Birthday Blessing SMS: Blessing SMS of birth mobile phone.

18, children are the hope and happiness of the whole family. Of course, mom needs temporary pain! Bless the children, pray for the mother, congratulate the father, let the children grow up healthily and make the whole family happy!

19, a touch of summer brings blessings to the newborn baby, and a breeze brings sweetness to the beautiful new mother. May the new mother and good baby be healthy and happy!

20. At this moment, I really want to share your happiness. In this affectionate season, congratulations to zenghui Cai Yue on the birth of your son! I wish your son smart and healthy, and thrive under your careful care!

2 1, not every spray comes for the beach, not every star comes for the night, not every drizzle comes for the wheat seedlings, but your lovely baby is happy for you! Congratulations!

22. congratulations May your love be more beautiful than mine; More fragrant than ointment; Sweeter than honey dripping from the hive; And more precious than extremely expensive treasures!

Congratulations, please share your experience with us bachelors.

24. I wish him healthy growth! Happy, happy! You must have a successful career in the future!

25. Your daughter is a treasure, and your daughter is a caring little cotton-padded jacket. In the future, there will be no darkness and cold in your life, because she is the sunshine in your life. Congratulations on your daughter's happiness

26. Congratulations! Children are your miracle. May you be more beautiful, gentler and sweeter, be happy with your son and take care of yourself!

27. I wish the baby a healthy growth, everyone loves him, and he is smart and lively. He will be admitted to a famous university in the future, and his future is bright!

28, a pair of lovely twins! How happy I am! How cute! You are not blessed by God once, but blessed twice!

29. Happiness is rice vinegar in Shanxi, peppers in Sichuan, kimchi in Korea and hamburgers in the United States. Happiness is still the baby's crying and the smile you give him. Congratulations on your taste of happiness!

30. Another little angel came into this world. Congratulations on adding another joy to the world!

3 1, I'm so happy for you. You have become a father and a mother. We believe that this little angel will bring us more joy in the years to come!

32. I am very happy to hear the joy of playing tricks. I prepared a small gift to celebrate!

33, mother and child peace is the happiest thing. I wish your child peace, health and happiness all his life.

34. The boy is CCB and the daughter is China Merchants Bank. It seems that you are a man and a woman.

35. I wish the baby a healthy growth, everyone loves him, and he is smart and lively. He will definitely be admitted to a famous university in the future, and he has a bright future.

36. Congratulations, big brother. I'm glad your son has been promoted to father. I believe that the arrival of the baby will bring more joy to your family!

It's a great comfort to hear that you two have a child recently! Congratulations on being late. Bless you both and your lucky little baby!

38. I came to congratulate you when the baby was born. May the newborn baby bring you countless happiness, may the baby be healthy and grow sturdily, and may your new mother be happy!

Congratulations on your daughter's happiness. I wish you a brick and tile of joy, a pearl in, and a great increase in brilliance. I sincerely wish your daughter health, happiness, intelligence, beauty, boundless and beautiful life!

40. Tea has the taste of life; Wine, a feeling of experience; In the alternation of the past and the future, what is lost is the meeting of years; It's not that no one is with you, but you don't have enough coffee; I'm tired all the way, and the rain will break at the touch. Only children are the most precious!