A joke that amused her boyfriend.

1, fireflies, like stars, glow, but one can touch and the other can only look up.

When I cherish you, please cherish me, too. If I can get used to you, I can change you!

3. The most suitable feelings will never torture each other in the name of love, but accompany each other and become each other's sunshine.

4, remember! I will never give you money, because my salary card will be kept by you.

I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years and give you all the sunshine.

6. If you like someone, you don't have to be a lover. Sometimes, being friends is enough. Friends are a lifetime thing.

7. You should cherish me, because it is against heaven for a little fairy like me to fall in love with mortals.

8. I understand your ordinary day by day, but I love you more and more day by day.

9. I also have a house and a car. If you don't believe me, my car is still my own, and the room has already opened. Here's the key.

10. Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.

1 1, they all say that I have suffered too much, I am already happy, and I will be smart. Why do I still look like an idiot?

12, if you want to cry one day, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I can cry with you.

13, I like the trees in spring, the flowers in summer, the fallen leaves in autumn and the snow in winter. You are beautiful every day.

14, please bypass all ambiguous feelings, not that I am arrogant, but that you don't understand the sad mood.

15, do you know that some men will buy expensive cars to make up for some of their shortcomings? I don't even have a car.

16. Send me your location quickly. I want to know one thing. I wonder where my heart has gone.

17, it is said that people have 206 bones. When the wind lifts your skirt, I have 207 bones.

18, can I be your little baby, the kind where you don't want to scold me when I make a mistake, but you still give me a hug.

19, I not only like your cute appearance, but also like your serious expression when you go in and out.

20, 78 points said: Baby, let's get married! This is just an idiom.

2 1, want to fold 9 roses, 99 stars, 999 hearts and 9999 paper cranes; I just hope to take you and me on a trip.

22. The world is boring. Fortunately, I have you. I love you as much as I can Joy is you, love is you, and the rest of my life will be you.

23. For the rest of my life, snow will be you, and dullness will be you. The tenderness in your heart is what you are looking for, not yours.

24. Girls are so cute, just like Chinese cabbage in winter. Eat you every day, no exception, no exception, everyone loves you.

I love three things, the sun, the moon and you. The sun is daytime, the moon is night, and you are my own.

26. You won't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she will become beautiful because of your love.

27. I've fantasized about it a thousand times, whether it's at night or at noon, sometimes I run, sometimes I dream, and I want to tell you that I love you.

28. I love you very much. Even if there are boys in the world who are taller, more handsome and more sensible than you, it's none of my business.

29. If I were an operating system, the programs you run would always be the priority in my office.

30. I am definitely not just handsome. You know, pregnancy is just like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

3 1. Before I met you, I always thought it was good to be single. After I met you, I prayed that everything would be all right every day.

32. If you think you are happy, you are happy. Happiness and misfortune are in your own heart.

33. come on In this confession of lovesickness, I am your prisoner, and I am willing to wait for you all my life.

I used to fall in love with you casually, but now I am mature. After careful consideration, I think I love you.

I didn't know until you left that the apple I bought didn't peel automatically for two days.

36. Secretary: Secretary, should we also set up a suggestion box in our bureau? Director: Sure, but you must put it in my office.

37. I wasted my time and even died desperately, but I began to yearn for a long life because I fell in love with you.

38. Happiness or happiness, love or love, but we are no longer us.

39. Because I got your love, I want to hug everyone, because your love makes me feel the beauty of this world.

40. People who say that stars are good-looking have never seen your eyes. They are simply more beautiful than the brightest stars, and they miss them for life.

4 1, have you gained weight recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

42. I know you once or twice, fall in love with you three or four times, send you colorful flowers, catch up with you seven or eight times, and be 90% beautiful with you.

43. It's windy and rainy outside, and there are people in the house. This is how I love you. I hope red roses bloom for you every night!

44. I would like to be the angel you love in fairy tales, and protect you with open wings and hands.

45. It is better to be quiet than to apologize against your will. Instead of caring about the betrayal and incompetence of others, it is better to manage your dignity and beauty.

46. I don't have any lofty ambitions. I just want to get caught in a rain, eat a bowl of rice, sleep in a bed and go home with you.

47. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

48. My tears stayed and watered the soft grass below. I wonder if there will be memories and worries in the coming year.

49. If you like something, don't ask others if it looks good. Like is better than all truth, and principle is not equal to Lao Tzu's happiness.

50. Zi once said: Don't treat my kindness to you as your coquetry capital! Go and wash the dishes.

5 1, you came into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?

52. Even if I look good, I just grow into what I like. what can I do? I can only keep you in my heart.

If you are destined to be my girlfriend in three years, I might as well exercise my rights in advance.

54. There are many women around me, all of whom are eldest sisters. Occasionally, there is an exception, and it is also a rotten melon. Looking around the world, where is my grass?

55. Let me make you a cup of tea with my own hands, add a rock sugar, inject a cavity of enthusiasm, and dissolve my love into the tea bit by bit.

56. We always do. One thinks we won't leave, and the other thinks we will stay. They are all complacent.

57. Dear: I miss you so much! I hope I can meet you at the speed of light in one second, kiss you and then go back to the boring office.

58. No matter you are by my side or on the horizon, when I think of you in the corner of the world, I feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable.

59. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

60. Whether the marriage is a tragedy or a comedy, the audience always feels that they are watching a comedy, and the actors always feel that they are acting a tragedy.

6 1, I must be the first person to miss you today. If not, it doesn't matter. I think about it every day, one day.

62. We were too young before BC and too old after AD. No one can witness the true beauty!

63. The white rabbit turned white, pricked up its ears, heard the beep of the mobile phone, put down the radish and cabbage, and quickly returned a message!

64. I hope I can write your name together, whether on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.

I love you so much that even if I try to express how much I love you, I still can't explain it.

Dear wife, old wife, old woman, are you thinking of me? Your husband, husband, the old man misses you! Miss you, miss you so much!

67. I have seen the spring breeze of ten miles, seen the solstice before summer, tried Qiu Guang, and loved the warm sun in winter, all of which are inferior to you.

68. Say what I want to say, do what I want to do and love the person I want to love. This is the life I want.

69. Love is like ATM. You always want to withdraw money from it, but it always eats cards, even if the password you entered is correct.

Even if I am tired all day, just say good night to me before going to bed, and I will feel that everything is worth it.

7 1, hey, I dreamed of you last night! Do you think I miss you or miss you?

72. I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. Whenever and wherever.

73. I have always loved you wholeheartedly. I don't want to owe you too much. If I really leave one day, you must forgive me.

74. There are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me. I like very few people, except you.

75. I am the boat, wandering in the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter, carrying many dreams and hopes, looking for nothingness.

76. I have no shortcomings. You don't have to worry about whether I doubt you with me. You don't have to ask me to drink more water when I have a cold.

77. If you are alive, you must open a road on every mountain and bridge when you meet water. Life, you give me pressure, I give you a miracle.

Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world. Why not be the first? I am the happiest person with you!

79. When you put your mouth together, I will say to your mouth, all the way to your heart, saving you from going a long way and going in through your ear.

80. If I am in your heart, why don't I have a rival of 3,000? What if you lose the whole world by my side?

8 1, in the face of those who are hard-mouthed, either ignore it or fight back boldly. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?

82. Eyes can only see your figure, ears can only hear your voice, memory is about you, and your heart is full of your name.

When I realize that I want to spend the rest of my life with you, I just hope that the rest of my life can start as soon as possible.

84. After all, there will still be people who like you in the simplest way, not routine or teasing you, but the kind who likes you and wants to be better and better to you.

85. I don't know what the situation is, but if we go deeper, the living can die and the dead can live. People who are born but can't be born and die, and those who die but can't be resurrected, are not affectionate.

86. They think that my world is accompanied by many people, and only I know that only you are my world!