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1. A man with an onion cried as he walked.

On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road.

The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said it was too hot. I'm going to take off my clothes.

As a result, he threw away the skin

As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

3. Which historical figures are the most notorious?

Su Wu. Because Su Wu is herding sheep by the North Sea.

This is extremely difficult for divers. He turned three times, then somersaulted forward for three and a half times, and then somersaulted backward for a month.

When Xiao Ming came home,

The dog next door suddenly ran out and bit him.

In a rage, he picked up bamboo and smashed it.

When the owner of the dog saw Xiao Ming beating the dog, he said unhappily that beating the dog depends on the owner. Haven't you heard of it?

At this moment, Xiao Ming said: Good! I will beat your dog while watching you.

6. What spell will Harry Potter say to make the cup bigger?

Great Mercy Curse (Cup)

7. The president of a school hide-and-seek club has not been found.

8. Once upon a time, a steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt hungry, so it ate itself.

9. Which Chinese character is the coolest?

A: thong (cool).

10. Tong Tong asked his mother, "Why do you call Mr. Jiang your ancestor?" Mother said, "Because ancestors are the names of the dead." Tong Tong said: "Will those dead grandmothers be called' fresh milk'?"

1 1. Xiaoming went to grandma's birthday party. When it's time to eat birthday buns, Xiao Ming asks, "Why do we eat this kind of birthday buns like ass?" They listened to the face big change. Then Xiao Ming opened his handbag, looked at the bean paste inside and said, "Grandma, look! There is also shit in it! " Everyone fainted, vomited and vomited.

12 .. When will Taiwan Province Province be unified? = => When buying instant noodles (unified instant noodles)

13. Why do foxes often fall down? = => Because foxes are cunning (slippery)

14. What mouse walks on two feet? = => Mickey Mouse

15. What duck walks on two feet? = => All ducks walk on two legs.

16. Who didn't attend the zoo meeting? = => lion (because the lion lost contact)

17. Go to the toilet (enter the name of a Hong Kong female artist) = => Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok)

18. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? = => It's too slow to walk.

19. Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the seaside to tell jokes. He died after telling jokes. Why? = => Because of the tsunami (laughs)

20 .. How many brothers does Aladdin have? = => Three (Ala A, Ala B, Ala C)

It is said that the word cold joke comes from such a classic cold joke:

One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

There is also a version:

A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice, and when he was really bored, he began to pluck his own hair. A ..........................................

People will tell this joke: it's so cold; Then slowly, the word "cold joke" came into being.

//I heard about the origin of the cold joke, but I don't know if it's true.

Let me write a most famous joke:

Penguins fight peas: that is, the Antarctic expedition asks penguins what they are doing. Penguins said they were eating and sleeping and playing peas, but they didn't write it later, and everyone knew it.

For example, once upon a time there was a eunuch ... and "Kill the pig first or the donkey first".

SMS jokes are basically cold jokes;

A boring post posted by a person on BBS is replied by many people, and these replies are continuous, or the post of the landlord has been tampered with, or similar but more boring than anyone else. This is a cold joke. The most classic is "I found the amazing cheats of QQ".

A polar bear was bored one day and began to pluck his hair one by one. It pulled and pulled, and finally pulled out all the hair. Then it said, it's so cold.

It is said that a polar bear has to wear sunglasses to see because the snow is too dazzling.

But he couldn't find sunglasses, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed, looking, crawling, crawling.

Before I found sunglasses, my hands and feet were dirty.

Put on sunglasses and look in the mirror, only to find: Oh, I'm a panda.

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Harry Potter wants to make a bigger cup. What spell does he want to say?

Great Mercy Curse (Cup)

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1, Xiaobai, Xiao Huang and Xiaolan take a long-distance bus. Who gets carsick?

Answer: Xiao Bai, because Xiao Bai will vomit (white rabbit).

2. White+white =?

A: White Rabbit (Xiaobaier)

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Xiao Bai looks like his brother, so he uses an idiom.

A: The reason is clear.

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Q: Is Jiaozi a man or a woman?

A: Male.

Reason: Jiaozi has a foreskin.

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What animal falls most easily?

Fox, because he is the most cunning.

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The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it.

Spider asks: Why? This is why!

Butterfly said: My mother said that people who fool around on the Internet all day are not good people.

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

One day, three explorers finally found the "Valley of Hope". According to legend, as long as you stand by the valley, shout what you want and then jump into the valley, you will get what you want. So the three of them decided to have a try.

The first one was a goat, so he shouted "Woman! Woman! " The next jump is really full of beautiful women waiting for him.

The second is a bookworm, shouting "Book Book Book Book Book Book!" Then, jump into the valley and get books full of pits and valleys.

The third kind is an indecisive person, who can't decide what he likes after thinking about it. After an hour, he finally made up his mind that money is the most useful thing, so he went to the valley. He accidentally kicked a stone and scolded, "Shit!" Unexpectedly, an unstable center of gravity fell into the valley.

There is a penguin, doing nothing, plucking and playing. He said, it's cold.

Sequel: There is a polar bear with nothing to do. He tugged at his hair to play. He said that penguins are right.

One day, Zorro went to his mistress's house to meet her. The hostess asked Zorro, "What if my husband comes back?"

"Zorro said," it's okay. If your husband comes back, I will jump out of the window and my horse will pick me up below. "

The hostess said that if I heard three knocks at the door, my husband would come back.

Zorro said: I see.

After a while, it rained. Suddenly there were three knocks at the door: knock, knock, knock. If it's too late, it's too soon.

Zorro flew out of bed and jumped out of the window. When the hostess saw Zorro leaving, she went to open the door.

I saw a horse standing in front of the door and said to her, "Tell Zorro it's raining outside and I'll wait for him in the corridor."

Where's Xiaoming? He will have an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV in the evening.

Xiao Ming's mother asked anxiously: Have you finished all the books? There will be an exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming replied brightly: Mom, I finished reading it.

Xiao Ming's mother praised Xiao Ming happily: Good boy, then you must do well in the exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming cried and said, Mom, I mean,' Mom, I think it's over'.

One night ~!

Two couples are sitting on the sofa watching TV ~!

The husband told his wife who was eating potato chips:

At the beginning, my department had d money ~!

Will you marry me?

Shake your forefinger with my wife ~ ~:

No ~!

Even if you have a lot of money ~

I want to marry you too ~!

On the plane, the waitress handed out the entry application form tightly.

A man wanted to help four friends bury, so he stood to the left and shouted.

Say, "Give me five!"

Xiaohong is younger than her mother every day. Xiaohong is willing to ask, "Mom, why didn't I tell you that the rice in your eyes will never grow up?"

Grandma said, "Yes, because you are never as big as my eyes!" " "

Pandas love deer deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love.

Panda roar ~ why? What's all this for?

The deer said timidly, my mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad teenagers.

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There is a chairman of a hide-and-seek club in the school, but he hasn't found it yet.

Once upon a time, a steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt hungry, so it ate itself.

Once upon a time, there was a bean paste bag. One day, I don't know what pressed it, and the bean paste flowed out. Then he said, ah! ! It turns out that my stomach is red bean paste! !

One day, the steamed stuffed bun couple wanted to fuck that wife at night, so they asked her husband to put on a condom and walk out of the house. The wife said, "Hey, have you seen my husband?"

One day, Xiaoming was walking on the road. I suddenly feel sore when I walk! Why is this happening? - ! ! Because Xiaoming stepped on a lemon! !

These are really cold jokes.

(1) Why are puppies getting smaller and smaller?

A: Because it goes further and further.

(2) Which Chinese character is the coolest?

A: thong (cool).

(3) Who didn't attend the zoo meeting?

A: The lion (because the lion lost contact).

One day, a university teacher asked a student, "There are ten birds in the tree. Shoot one, how many are left? "

The student asked, "Is it silent pistol or other silent pistol?"

"no"

"How big is the gunshot?"

"80- 100 decibel."

"Is it illegal to shoot birds in this city?"

"No offense."

"Are you sure that bird was really killed?"

"ok."

At this time, the university teacher was impatient: "Will you just tell me how many birds are left?"

"OK, are there any deaf birds in the tree?"

"No."

"Are you locked in a cage and hung from a tree?"

"No."

"Are there any other trees nearby? Are there any other birds in the tree? "

"No."

"If a bird is pregnant, is it a bird in its belly?"

"Not really."

"Birds have flowers in their eyes? Guaranteed ten? "

"No flowers, just ten."

The teacher was sweating profusely, and the bell rang, but the students continued to ask, "Are there any stupid birds that are not afraid of death?"

"Everyone is afraid of death."

"Will you kill two with one shot?"

"No."

"If your answer is not a lie," the student said confidently, "if the killed bird hangs on the tree and doesn't fall off, then there is only one left. If it falls, there will be none left. "

The teacher fell down at once!

One day, someone passed by the intersection and found something super scary. He found Sesshomaru and Sanzang laughing! `

Once upon a time, there was a matchstick scratching its head. He scratched his head and burned to death ~ ~

Post some cold jokes ~

A female ghost farted to death.

A fat man jumped off a tall building and became a dead fat man.

A potholed man was crossing the road, but he was accidentally run over by a truck. When he died, he looked at his body and said, "I stuffed the bean paste, not the meat."

The little snake asked the big snake brother in a panic .. "Brother, are we poisonous?" The snake said, "Why do you ask?" The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Call for help.

Once upon a time, a pig lost his wallet ..... and didn't eat breakfast every day. ....

One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice, and when he was really bored, he began to pluck his own hair. A ..........................................

Once upon a time, there was a man named Yu. One day, he was hungry and ate himself.

On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana in front suddenly feels so hot. He said, it's too hot, I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

Q: What animal is the easiest to fall down in the world? A: Fox! Because foxes are cunning.

On a hot afternoon, a matchstick scratched and scratched and then burned himself to death.

Later, the match didn't die, and the hospital pressed the wound, resulting in a cotton swab. ....

Q: What do African cannibals eat? A: people! Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat? A: Eat vegetables!

Hold out four fingers and say in English: four ... What are the four fingers that are wonderful to hold out?

It is said that the origin of the cold joke is such a story: one day the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

A little nonsense, a little boring, to put it mildly, a little postmodernism. Modern people are tired of telling original jokes and come up with these cold things.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why?

Because: it's really like Dabai.

2. A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice, and when he was really bored, he began to pluck his own hair. A ..........................................

There is a man who looks like an onion, crying while walking.

On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road.

The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said it was too hot. I want to take off my clothes.

As a result, he skinned it.

As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

There is a hide-and-seek club whose leader has not been found yet.

6. Draw a V on two fingers. What is this? Yeah ~ ~ Hands shaking down, what is it? It's fallen leaves! Ha ha ha, laughing me to death.

8. When the millionaire was driving a luxury extended "Lincoln" car through a village, he saw two beggars pulling grass at the roadside to eat. The millionaire immediately stopped the car.

"Why do you eat grass?"

"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.

"Really, get in the car and go to my house."

"I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar muttered.

"Call 1 and the rich man points to another beggar." And you, call your family, too. "

"My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said.

"It doesn't matter, all call, go to 1.

In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully, "Boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home."

The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been neglected.". The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high and you can eat enough. "

Once upon a time, there was a loaf of bread walking in the street. He felt hungry, so he ate himself.

Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired that I feel soft."

10 Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf.

The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " ! ! "

Guess what?

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

1 1, there is a generation gap and no cleavage-this kind of communication is very difficult.

12, who will definitely be eliminated from the game, wolf, tiger or lion? Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminated wolf)

13. When will Chen Shui-bian be reunified? When buying instant noodles.

14. Why does the silkworm baby have money? Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugal)

15, which is the most embarrassing historical figure? Su Wu, because: Su Wu herded sheep in Beihai (kicked by the sea).

16, Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. .

17. One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid the wolf. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up, whatever you wanted. At this moment, the wolf grinned and drooled and said:

Then tell me where little red riding hood is.

18. Stones fight with rice cakes, and when they get angry, they kick the rice cakes into the sea. ...

Tell a story. Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who privately agreed for life, but the boy needed military service, so they made an oath with the girl and gave her a diamond ring, agreeing to meet the girl three years later today. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Three years later, the girl waited for the boy, but she couldn't. Sad and desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and moved away.

20. The diver's movements are difficult. He turned three times, then somersaulted forward for three and a half times, and then somersaulted backward for a month.

2 1. When my friend Li Shansi and I just moved, there was no TV at home, which was very boring. Let's pretend that there is a TV set on the desk, and then we can change the channel by pretending that we have a remote control. This son of a bitch keeps changing channels. I told him, but he wouldn't listen. Then we started fighting.

22. An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road, fell to the ground and became a missile; An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and became a bad guy. An egg got married and became an asshole; An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb. An egg ran into the flowers and became a Hua Dan. There is an egg riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues. An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg; An egg is a man, and his wife commits adultery with other eggs outside, and as a result, he becomes an illegitimate child; There is an egg. ......

23. Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai, and everyone called him.

result ...

One day, he was taken away!

Once upon a time, there was a bird.

He passes through a cornfield every day,

But unfortunately,

One day, a fire broke out in the cornfield.

All the corn has turned into popcorn! ! !

After the birds fly by, ......

I thought it was snowing, so I froze. ...

25. Xiaoming: Have you ever seen a tortoise shake its head?

Kangkang shakes his head) No.

Xiaoming: Have you ever heard a fool say?

* * Say no, don't say retarded.

The story of words

Kangkang: .............

A reporter will visit 100 penguins in the Arctic.

He asked the first penguin what his usual interests were. The first penguin said, Eat. Go to sleep. Knock on the door.

The reporter asked doubtfully what is knocking at the door? The penguin left without saying anything. The reporter wants to say ok, don't talk. He visited the second penguin again. What are his usual interests? The second penguin said, eat, sleep and knock at the door. Why are you knocking again? The reporter muttered in his mind. One by one, from visiting the first penguin to the 99th penguin, their usual interests are eating, sleeping and making love.

Until the100th penguin.

The reporter asked him what your usual interests are.

Penguin 100th: Eat. Go to sleep.

The reporter felt very strange and asked it: Why didn't you knock?

Penguin issue 100:'' Because I am a drummer''

27. The coffee cup and the water cup crossed the road together. At this moment, an old man shouted "Be careful, it's a red light now". But after a while, the coffee cup crossed the road smoothly, but the water cup was hit by a truck and flowed into the note. Why?

The key: Because coffee cups have "ears", water cups don't have 5555555555555555.

28. On a straw boat

Lu Su: "Is it really possible to borrow arrows like this? Mr. Kong Ming? "

Zhuge Liang: "Trust me."

Lu Su: "But I'm still a little worried ..."

Zhuge Liang: "There is no need."

Lu Su: "But don't you think it's getting hotter and hotter in the boat?"

Zhuge Liang: "It's a little inconvenient to say that ... Is there anything wrong?"

Lu Su: "Yes, I'm afraid the enemy is shooting rockets ..."

Zhuge Liang: "Hey! ? Amethyst, can you swim? I can't. "

29. Soldier: "Thirst … Thirst …"

Cao Cao: "Hold on a little longer! I have been to this place before, and I remember there is a merlin nearby, which may arrive in a moment. "

Soldier: "Oh! There are plums to eat! Oh! "

Half an hour later-Coss: "Master! The expedition found a lot of water! "

Cao Cao: "Ha ha ha ha, did you hear that? Finally, there is water to drink. "

Soldier: "If you don't go ... you must find Plum ..."

30. the story of diusim: "............."

Dong Zhuo: "........."

Lu Bu: "I just want to hear your truth. Which one do you love more?" ! ? "

The story of diusim: "............."

Dong Zhuo: "........."

Lu Bu: "Answer me!"

Dong Zhuo: "It's really hard to decide! I like both! "

Lu Bu: "Scum!" ! "-according to research, the first BL murder in China history occurred in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. ...

3 1. One day, something happened to the red bean cake. His last words before he died were: "... Ah! It turns out that I am a bean paste! "

On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, scratched and caught fire.

Remember the game in the afternoon? In fact, there is still a game behind. His head feels itchy. After catching it, his head caught fire. Then he went to the hospital. After the nurse bandaged him, he became a cotton swab.

33. It's hot every day in summer, so we eat watermelon together in the dormitory.

A mm came over and asked, "Can I eat?"

Answer: "You can eat the seeds and keep the watermelon."

34. One day, Xiaoming, who went to kindergarten, ran to his father: "Dad, Dad, what rises in the east and falls in the west?" "Well, is it the sun?" "No, no, five words!" Dad thought for a moment and said, "Santa Claus grandson?" "Wrong, five words! Just those five words! " Dad thought for a long time and couldn't figure it out. . . . At this time, Xiao Ming said: ". . . . . . . . . . . . . Stupid, yes, yes, the sun! ! ! ! "

35. There is a child who looks like a tomato. One day, he was walking and suddenly fell down. . . . Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that's funny.

Once upon a time, a horse walked into a bar, sat down at the bar and asked the bartender for a glass of wine. The bartender said, your face is so long.

A lawyer returned to the parking lot and found that his BMW headlights had been smashed!

And there are many scratches! No accident vehicles were found nearby!

But luckily, he found a piece of paper under the wiper!

He quickly picked up the note to see how the other party could contact!

The note reads:

Sorry, I accidentally touched your headlights when reversing!

When witnesses at the scene saw me leave this note!

Everyone nodded and smiled at me!

They thought I would leave you my name and phone number!

..... but I don't have ..............!

Sir: "Hello! Hey! What are you doing? ! 」

Intern: "What? Am I not a good painter? 」

Sir: "You draw very well ~ ~ ~"

Intern: "So ... what's your problem? 」

Sir: "There are too many colors, and there are layers of shadows! Besides, the expression is too realistic ... "

Intern: "Thank you! This is the attitude you should have towards your work! 」

Sir: "This is not your work! 」

Intern: "But ..."

Sir: "All you have to do is." .....

Just chalk out the victim's posture at the crime scene! 」

A lady met a red light while driving.

The traffic police on the side looked at her, and the red light turned green, and the green light turned red …

Still parked in the middle of the road, not moving.

So the traffic police went over and asked the young lady, "What's the matter, don't you have a favorite color?" 」

The dean sent a student to find the cadre of Class A in Grade Three …

Student: "report, find the monitor of your class!" 」

A: "He's not in. 」

Student: "Then ~ find the vice monitor of your class. 」

A: "He's not here either. 」

Student: "Is there discipline in your class? 」

Class A: "I just went out to talk. 」

Student: "Hey ... just come to the stock manager. 」

Bang bang bang!

Class A burst into applause. ...

An old woman stopped a bus at the stop sign.

As soon as the car door opened, grandma asked the driver, driver! Have you ever been to Xingtiangong?

The driver replied: Yes!

At this time, the grandmother didn't get on the bus, just nodded, answered "Oh" and walked on.

The driver felt strange. I have already answered you. Why don't you get in the car?

The driver knew that grandma was old, so he followed her and drove the car forward slowly with the door open.

Let's go

Driver: I went to heaven!

Grandma: Oh!

Driver: It's really here!

Grandma: Oh!

Driver: I'm really here!

Then grandma said impatiently:

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I know! I won't go until tomorrow!

When Mr. Wang's son was in the third grade of primary school, one day mathematics could not be taught repeatedly.

By his impatient mother.

Mr. Wang was outside the study and heard his son being scolded badly.

I thought that when my son was scolded, I would comfort him so as not to leave a shadow of being scolded in his mind.

After being scolded, the son walked out of the study with a broken face.

In order to know how he felt after being scolded, Mr. Wang first asked him, "How do you feel about being scolded by your mother? 」

I saw my son look at him with sad eyes and said:

"Why do you want to marry her? 」

There is a professor in the literature department who finds students who are difficult to learn famous.

One day, he told the students a very depressing composition topic:

Content should contain two elements: nobility and love.

The students thought about it very painfully, but one student handed in his homework the next day.

After the professor saw the homework, ...

There is only one sentence in the composition: "The princess is pregnant."

The professor is naturally very angry. He called the student and asked him to join the science fiction element.

The student quickly added a sentence in front, which became: "The Aquarius princess is pregnant."

The professor was furious and asked the students to add suspense elements.

The student quickly added another sentence at the back.

It became: "Princess Aquarius is pregnant. Who did it? "

The professor ran away like crazy, and finally he took the killer's advice.

Students are required to add religious elements.

The professor looked at his victory triumphantly and smiled.

The next day, the student handed over his finished manuscript to the professor.

The article is written like this:

... "The Aquarius princess is pregnant ... Oh, my God. ! ! , who did it?

Someone has a white Persian cat. It's cute since childhood. ..

One day, that sick family thought TV was good.

The cat should be taught to watch TV .. So he held the cat in front of the TV. The cat refused to obey.

So the family put the cat on the table and taught it to watch TV.

Some other time

The sick family bought a hamster.

I hope the cat can catch hamsters to play with.

As a result, the cat was scared by the hamster ... The hamster was scared by the cat.

A cat and a mouse run around the house like this.

Gradually, the two animals became more and more familiar.

We often play together. ..

Cats also lick hamsters' fur.

The friendship between animals is touching.

Hamsters are getting bolder and bolder.

One day, I went to the cat food bowl to eat canned food.

Now, the hamster really went too far, and the cat was very angry.

So the cat picked up the hamster.

The whole family thought that the hamster was finally going to be eaten.

result

The cat angrily held the hamster in front of the TV and pressed it hard with its two front feet.