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God's reply is often unintentional and superficial ridicule, but it has a wonderful effect of making the viewer smile, memorable and enjoyable. The following are the daily jokes I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Daily funny god replies to classic jokes.

1. Why does my boyfriend always fail to understand my mind when I have something to say?

Pan Qiulin: Question, guess what my answer is? Do you want me to answer directly before you understand?

2. What state does a girl have that she has fallen in love with you?

Mo Yu: I am full of anger. Anyone who hires me at this time will be reckless with TA. But what I saw turned out to be you, and all the resentment turned into grievances, and my eyes were moist.

3. What's it like to have a girlfriend?

Guo Shao: It is strange that I am a poor boy, but why do I always feel that I own the whole world?

4. A good-looking girl who loves taking selfies almost never sends photos in her circle of friends. Why?

Kenneth: Maybe you don't belong to the group where she often takes selfies.

5. What should I do if I lose interest immediately after catching up with girls?

Anonymous user:? Poets praise love only before kissing a girl. After they got women, they began to praise freedom. ?

6. How to tell the boy "I think you are not bad, come after me" gracefully and implicitly?

Xu Wei: It's no use. We boys also look at faces.

7. How do you feel when you break up or confess failure?

Huang Jiayi: So? Heartache? This statement is true! It's physical!

8. Do girls rely on chasing or attracting?

Xue Bo: A circle of friends sent by an excellent girl around me: How many people still don't understand that people rely on sex and attraction to maintain a long-term and comfortable relationship. Instead of oppression, bondage, flattery, blind dedication and moral self-touch.

9. How to improve your girlfriend's IQ?

Yue Zhao: When she doesn't like you, her IQ will naturally improve.

10. What should I do if my girlfriend is molested?

Nior: Make money in the future and eat in a fancy restaurant?

What's it like to have a boyfriend?

Anonymous user: I can't even unscrew the mineral water bottle.

12. "Don't fall in love with girls who like reading. How to understand this sentence?

Zhang Xiaofang: I think the last part is:? At your level, you will be dumped sooner or later, properly. ?

What do you think of blind date?

The only value of blind date is that when you meet the blind date, you will know what you are in the eyes of the introducer.

14. Why can't I contact my predecessor?

Teenieweenie: the four most useless things in the emotional world: regret after breaking up, care after not loving, kindness with high self-esteem and low emotional intelligence.

15. What should I pay attention to when traveling with my girlfriend for the first time? How to prepare?

Tony chen: Count your period! Senior can only help you here. )

16. From which detail did you find out that your girlfriend was cheating?

Ma Chao at sea: When she came home that day, she shook the quilt and said that she would show me a big change.

17. The ex-boyfriend is so ugly now. Should I be happy?

Anonymous user: He would rather have an ugly girl than you. Let's have a snack.

18. What's the experience of having a smart girlfriend?

Zhuge Buliang: Call his girlfriend with a friend's mobile phone. As soon as I got through, she knew she was calling honey.

19. My ex-girlfriend's new love is love rat. Should I remind her?

Chen Hao: Ask others by the standards of saints, and ask yourself by the standards of bitches.

20. What do you think of your girlfriend's blue face?

Poetic: blue face, blue face, add some yellow to make it green.

Daily funny god replies to the paragraph.

1. What is the first thing you want to do when you meet your lover?

1 1: laugh.

2. What's it like to fall in love with a beautiful girl?

Ming Xiaoyi: My mother thought her girlfriend was blind ~

3. How to refute "Your singleness means you are not good"?

Chen Shu: On the contrary, being single means that you are not good enough.

4. How to describe "heartbeat" in one sentence?

Zhang casually: I want to wear the most beautiful mask, and I want to take off all the disguises.

5. What is the experience of dating a goddess?

Flower owner: Dating the goddess and quarreling with the exam are called three things that I always feel I didn't do well afterwards.

6. When your confession was rejected, what was the worst thing you heard?

Anonymous user: "It's not your turn to gang rape"

7. What should I do if I tell the girl I like that I have been rejected, or that I like her?

Brother Shao: Maybe you are mistaken about what confession is. Confession should be the horn of final victory, not the charge signal to launch an attack.

8. How to strike up a conversation with girls in the bookstore?

Money: just saying? Beauty, do you like books? The beauty said: Like it? Just say: Uncle likes you too ~

9. Some girls refuse to improve their image in order to "find true love in the worst state". Is this idea reliable?

Anonymous user: If you define true love in the strictest way, then true love will test you with the least probability.

10. The girl sent a text message saying "I have a cold". What is the best answer?

GayScript: open the door.

1 1. Does kissing skills indicate that a person has rich kissing experience?

Pawn: Not necessarily, but people who can make good judgments must be experienced.

12. How to be a good girlfriend?

Mumuxiko: Protect his inner boy.

13. What should I do if I have a disagreement about the choice of a movie when I invite my sister to watch it?

Emilio: There is a difference. It seems that you really want to go to the movies. ...

14. Why do a group of leftover women say they can't find the right one, and then a group of otaku still say they have no sisters? Besides blind date, how can leftover men find leftover women?

Lan Xin: Otaku says that without a sister, it is like standing alone in a desolate desert, and that is really without a sister. Leftover women say that they can't find the right one, just like standing in front of a vending machine without a favorite drink and picking a favorite one.

15. Why is it so difficult to find a boyfriend?

Carmen: Love at first sight has no capital, and long-term love has no conditions.

16. My girlfriend got pregnant after breaking up with her ex-boyfriend. What should I do?

Anonymous users: whoever pollutes will be treated. Who develops and protects.

17. My boyfriend didn't take the initiative to contact me for a month or two. How should I adjust?

Yu Budweiser: Everyone's answers are too dark, such as cheating and never loving you. Everything should be on the bright side. I guess your boyfriend is dead.

18. If you don't hold hands, kiss or go to bed in love, it's not love. Do you really need these physical contacts to love someone?

Su Lian: Sure, why do you think? Love? And then what? Fertilization? They look so alike.

19. How to refuse a boy who doesn't love but is very kind?

Silent: Don't look for him when you are lonely.

20. A woman's killer is "Don't you dare yell at me". What is a man's killer?

Anonymous user: I can't help it if you think so.

Daily Funny God Reply Selected Articles

1. What kind of experience is love?

Teacher Yue: Two people who look like pigs are afraid that the other person will be robbed?

I already have a girlfriend, but what if I meet someone I like more?

Anonymous user: I remember a sentence: Don't trust the opposition party, even after taking office.

3. Girlfriends always think other people's boyfriends are good. What should I do?

Li: Be someone else's boyfriend.

4. How to refuse a girl's confession?

Wang: Sorry, I am a good man.

5. I like boys with girlfriends. The boy has indicated that he wants to sleep together, and kisses and hugs is together. Could he possibly like himself?

Fujimoto: Such a boy may like you, but he can never like you.

6. Why do so many people say that they are lonely and want to find a boyfriend/girlfriend, but they are still single?

Xu Tiantian: Because not only are you ugly, but you also think others are ugly.

7. How to catch up with the goddess?

Scotton: When you mentioned it? Goddess? In two words, you have lost.

8. What is the girl's hand doing when kissing?

Bai Yuanyuan: Grab his arm and hold it steady, or who knows where he will touch it!

9.2b How far can young people write love letters?

Shanhua: That love. ╰★つつAlways gave up. **

10. Why does my boyfriend play with his mobile phone when he is eating with me?

Universe invincible monster: Maybe he thinks it's not good to play with his girlfriend while eating.

Daily funny god replies to popular articles

God reply 1

Landlord: Today, I specially decorated my home very romantically, and the sofa was filled with roses. Take a shot on the sofa with your girlfriend? My girlfriend is breaking up with me now. Shit, did you forget to pull the thorn out of the rose?

God replied: Is it a flat tire?

Divine reply 2

Landlord: What methods do you usually use for contraception?

God replied: my appearance.

Divine reply 3

Landlord: Just be a donkey. I was born with my other half and will never be apart.

God replied: You are right, but you are afraid of a third party.

Divine reply 4

Landlord: She watched him fall in a pool of blood in front of her. She ran to him in tears, picked him up and sat on the ground, blood still flowing out. The man was held in her arms and slowly closed his eyes. ? Hang in there, asshole! I want to be your bride. You said you would do anything for me. How could you die like this? ? She screamed and cried.

God replied:? Get up, asshole! I only stabbed you once, and once again. Get up! ?

Divine reply 5

Landlord: Although I am only a sheep, cumin will make me more fragrant.

God replied: then burn the charcoal fire slowly, and the fat will grow all over you.

God replied: I won't be heartbroken when I mix any ingredients, and it tastes the same in any way I cook.

God replied: happy, beautiful sheep, lazy sheep, boiling sheep, slow sheep, soft sheep, all ready, roast whole sheep!

Divine reply 6

Landlord: Why do many people say mlgb is a curse?

God replied: actually, it is not. Mlgb really means making love. Bye. Commonly known as leaving work.

Divine reply 7

Landlord: I think you are really handsome from the bottom of my heart!

God replied, so I can't even see.

God's answer 8

Landlord: As long as you say a word, I can instantly wake up from the state of confusion and absence.

God replied: Next, I'll find a classmate to do this problem on the blackboard.

God reply 9

Landlord: He said to his daughter earnestly: Life will not always be satisfactory, there will be many bumps, and there will always be one way or another. But people must live clearly when they are young, and freedom and happiness are the most important. Don't think of me like that. I didn't know what I really wanted until I was old. ...

God replied: the daughter interrupted him angrily and shouted: So you can steal my boyfriend, right?

God reply 10

Landlord: Why do men love to lie?

God replied: the reason is simple, and the case is as follows!

First, a man asks a woman.

Man: A man or a woman?

Woman: It's a man.

Oh, oh.

Then the woman asked the man.

Woman: A man or a woman?

Man: It's a woman.

Woman: Who is she? When did she meet you? Is she pretty? What's her name? Is she good to you? What did you talk about? Why are you so confident about being a woman? Are you tired of living? Believe it or not? I'm going to ask her now if you want to tell her. Forget it. You don't have to say it. I don't believe it. Mom, I'm so tired. I don't think I will love you anymore. It's no use really searching. You really didn't have to lie to me before. Now you ...