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Profound English sentences that curse people.
Selected English swear words
April Fool's Day English version of prank and curse SMS
Seven precepts after dinner: I quit smoking, immediately quit two fruits, three precepts to relax my belt, under the temptation immediately quit drinking, five precepts to walk a hundred paces, six precepts to take a bath immediately, and seven precepts to sleep immediately! Journey: Remember? Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking, second, stop eating fruit immediately, third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation, fifth, take a hundred steps, sixth, take a bath immediately, and seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?
Brick and tile board, also known as children's brick, is one of the most distinctive cultural heritages in old Beijing. It has the characteristics of strong lethality, easy to carry and concealed, and cannot be used as a weapon. It is the most suitable for you! Brick, also known as baner brick, is one of the most distinctive cultural heritages in old Beijing. It has the characteristics of strong lethality, convenient carrying and high concealment. It is not a weapon and is most suitable for you to use!
I thought I wouldn't love anyone. Until I met your brother. I thought I only loved you all my life until I met your second cousin.
I like your smile, your face and your eyes. Damn it, me? I am good at lying! I love your bright eyes, your face, your smile, damn it, I really lied, there is no draft!
I want to feel your sweet hug; But what about don? Don't take the paper bag off your face. I long for your gentle hug, but don't take off your mask.
Please, don. Don't act like a child, okay? This is just a joke! Come on, don't be childish, it's just a joke.
I wish I had never met you! I wish I had never met you.
In such a soft and warm season, please accept my sincere blessing and deep concern for you. I miss you, piggy! In this warm season, I give you my sincere wishes and deep thoughts. I miss you so much, my little pig!
Today is your holiday, and I specially send you my sincere blessing: Happy April Fool's Day! Today is your holiday, and I specially send my sincere blessing: Happy April Fool's Day!
Interpretation of swearing English sentences.
A dictionary of English dirty words without dirty words
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My love, you take my breath away.
How do you smell this?
Love, you suffocate me,
Where did you smell the bad smell?
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I thought I wouldn't love anyone
? Until I met your brother.
I thought I only loved you all my life,
Until I met your second cousin.
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My dear, my love, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you ruined my life.
My dear, my love, my beautiful wife,
You ruined my whole life.
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Love may be beautiful, love may be happy,
But I only slept with you? Because I'm angry.
Love is a blessing from heaven, how beautiful love is,
But I only slept with you because I was drunk.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, so are you.
But the roses withered, the violets withered, and the sugar bowl? It's empty
So is your head.
Delicate violets, bright red roses and sweet sugar are as beautiful as you.
But violets will wither, roses will turn yellow, and sugar bowls will be empty, just like your head.
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My feelings for you are beyond words,
Except maybe? Go to hell. ?
My love for you is beyond words,
Except for one sentence? Fuck off, okay? !
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Kindness, intelligence, love and enthusiasm;
This describes everything you are not.
Kind, intelligent, affectionate and sexy,
I'm sorry you didn't take any of these.
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What inspired this sentimental poem?
Two vodka and one lime.
What inspired me to write sentimental poems?
Two vodka and a slice of sour lemon.
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I saw your face in my dream.
That? That's why I always wake up screaming.
Your face is hazy like a dream,
So I woke up screaming.
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I want to feel your sweet hug;
But what about don? Don't take the paper bag off your face.
I long for your gentle hug,
But don't take the mask off your face.
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I love your smile, your face and your eyes.
Damn me. I am good at lying!
I love your bright eyes, your face and your smile.
Shit, I really lied. There was no draft!
Deep learning of swearing English sentences.
1. Stop complaining! Stop complaining.
2. You make me sick! You make me sick!
3. What? What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you?
4. Should you? I didn't do that! You really shouldn't do that!
5. How about you? You are an asshole! You are a loser/asshole!
6. Don? Don't talk to me like that! Don't talk to me like that!
7.who do you think you are? Who do you think you are?
8. What? What's your question? What's the matter with you?
9. I hate you! I hate you!
10. I don't know. I don't want to see your face! I don't want to see you again.
1 1. What about you? You're crazy! You're crazy!
12. Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind? (Americans definitely use it! )
13. Don? Don't bother me. Leave me alone.
14. Stop it. Don't do that.
15. Get out of my face. Get out of my face!
16. Leave me alone. Go away.
17. Lost. Fuck off!
18. Go out for a walk. Have a rest in a cool place.
You piss me off
20. it? It's none of your business. It's none of your business!
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