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What great women have you met in your work and life?
Wonderful female colleague, who used to work in the green space, came to the general department with a girl of twenty-four or five years old (later we called her a little widow). She looked very beautiful coldly, short and petite, wearing high heels every day, and most importantly, she had a pair of headlights that were not the right size. The old slut in the company, especially the head of our general department, saw that her eyes were green and she was courting all kinds. From that day on, she never took the commuter car again. He was also arranged by the supervisor to accompany the company leaders to the reception dinner. Xiao Zhao, the driver, said that it was really a long and wonderful treatment. Here comes the funniest thing. About three months later, a new director came to our general department, who was in his forties. At first glance, it looks like that kind of wretched uncle. Since then, he has driven himself to and from work every day. The way we look at the director, we can see that the director and she are both murderous. Haha, the driver Xiao Zhao despises the new director who often comes to the restaurant to complain. According to Xiao Zhao, it is difficult to ask him for reimbursement. Sometimes we wait for the commuter bus after work. Xiao Zhao deliberately joked with the director when he would take us home, which embarrassed them. Once the company worked overtime and asked us to add meals to the restaurant. When the meal is ready, we have to pack lunch boxes and send them to all overtime departments. When it was delivered to our director's office, I knocked at the door and entered. I happened to see her sitting on our director's lap. The two of them talked and laughed at the computer screen. I don't know what to look at. She stood up at once and went out. Very embarrassing. The director said he wanted me to go to his office after the meal was delivered. In the meantime, I thought, it's not to get back at me, is it? Later, I learned that I was asked to show him the house, saying that there were important things in the house (a pile of bought red wine was said to be sent to employees on holidays) ... During the period, I was bored and saw that the laptop on his desk kept hearing the prompt of QQ receiving information. I shook my mouse curiously and found that there was no password, and someone was chatting with him on QQ online. I clicked, and it was all a conversation between her and the director: If the chef finds out what we just did, will it spread? He also said that he would change it for me, let me be laid off and lie in the trough ... and then I turned it over. It's all their ambiguous chat records, saying that he missed her and bought her favorite durian and put it under her desk. Are you free after work? Invite you to dinner! In the middle of the night, I also sent a message saying that I miss her. My wife is fat and old, and the husband and wife are not harmonious and have no sex life. She said that she likes your black silk pajamas, whose breasts are more prominent, sexy ... lying in the trough, and especially explicit. More importantly, there are several room numbers and other information in it. She also complained to the director, who always wanted to make friends with her and always found an excuse to rub her chest and touch her hand. I called Xiao Zhao and asked him to come to the director's office. Xiao Zhao started laughing after watching our video. We took photos and chatted on our mobile phones ... and then left ... Since then, the director has always been critical of our special work. It turned out that the director directly managed the company's restaurant. It's wrong that he has to intervene in this matter, and all kinds of troubles have come to me. Later, every morning when our director was run away by him, he would personally come to the restaurant to check the food. I complained to the director, how to do this work? As soon as the supervisor heard this, he began to complain to me that the new director was not easy to serve and so on. He also said that the female colleague was a snob. At first, she yelled at her brother-in-law. Now when I met him and ignored him, I smiled and said, "Why are you so embarrassed when someone has a director?" The supervisor is also a smart person. As soon as he listened, he understood the voice behind the words. When he asked me what I knew, I just laughed! Xiao Zhao still responded cynically, but it came after all. Every month, the General Department will send a driver (Xiao Zhao, he has a very good relationship). Before that, Ma Xiao from the canteen and I (in charge of purchasing) wanted to buy some materials for the canteen, such as detergent, mops and towels. Today, if I changed that woman, I would feel bad at first. Xiao Zhao told me before getting on the bus. Besides, I only make the list, and I don't care about anything else, but I'm still very angry. Sure enough, something happened during the purchase, and everything I asked for was temporarily changed by her brand or only the cheapest one was selected. We had an argument during the period, and I can't go too far. I called the supervisor who was in charge of this matter before, asked for instructions and told me not to listen to her. I used whatever brand I used before, and once I changed what I needed. Do you know what happened? You are too biased. After talking a lot, I said, I'll go to your office to talk face to face, and you confront her face to face. I didn't hold my fire all the way. Before I could speak, the director of the office was already sitting on the sofa. He said, what are you angry with her for? At that time, a girl gave me little shoes. I said, do the wicked complain first? I didn't say anything. I just bought something for the canteen. She bought something cheap without permission, but it was useless. She didn't listen to communication, so she used you to press me. She also said that I was losing money in the company. I said she was special. What about me? First, I don't handle money; Second, I submitted for approval before purchasing, and the leaders agreed; Third, three people (the driver, the buyer and me) shop together at a time. For so long, the company leader didn't say a word to me, and she was a fart. The director didn't expect me to be short-sighted, so he said, she is younger than you, so leave her alone. Besides, you are a big man. What are you doing with a woman? I said. You are older than me. If I make a mistake, you should let me order. The director was puzzled at first, and then said, these are two different things. I said, why am I here are two different things? Besides, what happened to that woman? I came here to make money on my own. Why don't I take a chicken class in kindergarten? After I finished cursing, the director struck the table: There is something wrong with your attitude. I mean, let her go. She represents me. If you have any complaints, come to me. I said yes, play with burying? Pretending to protect calves? What's wrong with you two? I don't know? Since I met you two in the office last time, you have been trying to make me feel bad. Just because I don't say it doesn't mean I dare not say it. Do you think I'm afraid of you? What's wrong with you two? Don't you have a b number in mind? Shall I show your daughter-in-law something? I can also find someone in the group to find your wife's contact information. The director trembled with anger: get out! Then I slammed the door and left. The corridor was crowded with people listening to the wind. Later, I heard that the director went to Mr. Hou (the biggest leader of the branch) and told me that he would change me. The director also asked Xiao Zhao if I had anything on the director? From that day on, the supervisor contacted me actively and called me brother, because I knew there was someone in his group, but his own level was limited and he always wanted to be the director of the comprehensive department. But now he's airborne, and he's suffering everywhere. He wants something from me to get the director to step down. I didn't say it many times to test him. I just said I was angry that day. I said casually, maybe they have a guilty conscience. It's good, too. The director never took the initiative to provoke me again and reimbursed me every time. At the end of the year, the company's annual meeting, coupled with the departmental dinner, slowly, the director and I did not mention the unpleasant things before. On the contrary, his relationship with the director is getting hotter and hotter, almost to a state of life and death. Everyone is watching. That bitch is the fuse between them, and everyone thinks that no one knows. In fact, almost the whole company knows about it. Finally, the second-in-command of the company, a woman, gave it to her. At first everyone thought it was over. Within a week, she came back and went directly to the accounting office, sitting around doing nothing every day. Later, she told me that I sent Mr. Hou to Beijing for a meeting, and she followed. When I arrived in Shenyang, I understood. Hang up the phone of the big leader, the head and director of our department don't know why they suddenly returned to Shenyang branch. It is said that the chat record was sent to the group mailbox to report, and the director never came back when he went home. He said that he keeps pigeons at home with a monthly salary of 14500 yuan. The supervisor didn't come back for three or four months. The play said that he went home and was hospitalized by his daughter-in-law. Now his daughter-in-law is always calling, and Hou is always the worst. His daughter-in-law came to the company and was said to be pregnant for more than a month. After giving birth to the baby, she was sent photos to the company group. Everyone privately agrees that she is like manager Hou and has given birth to less than four children.
In the second year, Mr. Hou died of cerebral hemorrhage ... only 5 1 year old,
She was tortured by an excellent female leader for five years, and now she is gritting her teeth until she turns to Africa (a female leader of a state-owned enterprise retired at the age of 55 and took a non-leadership position at the age of 52, commonly known as turning to Africa). Now the whole department is calculating how many days she has to turn to Africa.
Last year, a colleague showed me his mobile phone, which set a countdown: there are 552 days before XXX turns to Africa. He said that only by watching this countdown every day can he have the courage to come to work.
A colleague has been working under a female leader for almost ten years, and she is numb to the appearance of walking dead. He always comforts us, and persistence is victory! Every time I am angry with this female leader, I have to tell myself that in a few months, when she leaves the department, everything will be fine, and her years here are doomed.
The female leader is in her fifties, divorced and has lived alone for many years. Her son lives apart from her after work. It seems that I have been suppressed for many years, and now I don't like her very much. She is full of excitement, even in winter, she will suddenly sweat profusely, with a particularly bad temper and a very small mind.
It seems that you have a lot on your mind at work, but in fact you are empty and very lively. There must be someone around you. So every morning, I call one by one to check the posts, and I always send people to her office to discuss the work. I can talk for two hours in five minutes. Whether it is late at night or on weekends, if you think of anything, you must immediately call WeChat to arrange instructions.
A few years ago, we watched her frantically overweight the work required by her superiors. We are in pain and want to know that at her age, she can't be promoted. What's the use of torturing her subordinates for credit? Now I see that she is going to turn around, only to find that she is simply enjoying the feeling of being valued in the process of tossing her subordinates. For example, if the superior asks for 3, she will interpret it as 5, and she will automatically increase it to 7 at work. Finally, you must present it to her at 10, and the last one that meets the requirements of the superior is 2. So 80% of the work in our department is useless, just to meet the psychological needs of female leaders. Estimate the superior in the mind also is such:
In fact, if you just work overtime, it is ok. The point is that she always does things for people, not things. She has connections and background and never dares to provoke others. Besides, we will never have a standard for doing things. Whether a thing is done well depends on the quality and her mood. If she is in a good mood, she can do whatever she wants. If she is in a bad mood, she will scold you even if you die.
As a leader, it is very important to set an example. It's a pity that this female leader can be late and leave early. If you are late and leave early, she will scold you to death. She wants to go to the hospital by herself or she can go if she wants. It is more difficult for you to ask for leave to go to the hospital on business than to ask her for money. If you look pale, say that work always comes first. You should think about whether you deserve your salary. ? You didn't get paid!
Maybe because of her personality and virtue, her popularity is not good, the unit leader doesn't like her, others are afraid of her, and her son doesn't like talking to her. It's pathetic to think about it.
But looking at the new little fresh meat beauty in our department, she was tortured for several years.
First of all, thank you for asking this question, which reminds me of that angry thing! That kind of anger!
Let's talk about what happened at work before. I really have never seen such a wonderful thing. I'm so angry every time I think about it! [clench your fist! I'm not angry, I'm not angry]
I remember a new female colleague sitting next to me; It happened that I was on a business trip these days, and this female colleague directly used my clothes hanger. After I came back, she arrived earlier than me every morning, and I was forced to hang my clothes directly on the standing hanger every day (instead of hanging my coat on the hanger and then hanging the hanger on the standing hanger). ?
Remind her of this matter directly, as if I were too stingy. Don't remind me, it's not a problem to keep going like this. I got off work late last Friday, so I threw the hanger directly into the locker. Unexpectedly, this female colleague asked in the office this morning, who took her clothes hanger? A colleague gently reminded her: "The clothes hangers in the office are all brought from home. If it's your hanger, no one will take it. " Unexpectedly, this woman sent a WeChat in the company group to ask, who took her hanger? Please return it as soon as possible! There will be something unpleasant to say later. I am embarrassed. Obviously, I am the closest person to her. ?
After lunch, the woman actually went to talk to HR about it. There was a hint of sarcasm in her words, and she said, ". . . If my clothes hanger can be left in the office, then I will be very disappointed with the company. " Because I was the nearest suspect to her, HR came to me privately to ask about it and told HR the truth: "That hanger was mine, and she kept it, so I threw it in my cupboard." HR was shocked. I will keep HR silent. ?
I'm a little angry. I went back to my seat, took out the paper sticker and scotch tape, took out the clothes rack in the cupboard, labeled it "Do not move without permission" and hung it on the standing clothes rack. ?
Before leaving work, this woman invited me to talk in the conference room. I said I could talk if HR and her leader also attended. She dragged HR, and HR was very angry and dragged her leader away. In the meeting room, this woman righteously denounced me. How many things?
First, as a male colleague, I am petty. ?
Second, as an old employee, I should be patient and help new employees. I bullied the new girl, and she doubted my character. ?
Third, I have communication problems. Low working ability. ?
Fourth, the company has a bad cultural atmosphere. ?
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I asked her calmly, "Is that hanger yours or mine?" She has never answered directly, and all kinds of fallacies and heresies have been labeled, and she has made a big move-crying and wiping her tears. Said she was disappointed with the atmosphere in the company. ?
Her leader was angry: "Don't come to me for these bad things, and don't come tomorrow if you are disappointed", and then slammed the door and left. ?
I said I didn't want the same thing to happen again, leaving her and HR?
Because of office decoration's adjustment, my seat was tight, so I just sat next to her temporarily, and my work didn't overlap. Her leadership level is lower than mine. ?
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Is this the legendary female thinking, mine is mine, yours or mine? ?
What great women have you met in your work life?
Over the years, I have changed several jobs, met men, women and children in different places, and worked and lived together.
Because there were hundreds of people working in individual units before, I also met some great women. Now let's talk about these wonderful women!
Female number one, a particularly lazy girl, my darling, others are lazy, but she is blatantly lazy! Pushing around the assigned work, I feel like I'm going to die when I have a job. Such people have to burn incense and offer fruits like bodhisattvas. Once, a large number of statistical review materials came back, all the girls went into battle to recite them, and the leaders joined the team. Only this woman, No.1, drinks tea with her hips akimbo, and watching everyone work while drinking makes people sweat. It seems that the title of "the laziest girl in the world" belongs to her.
Female number two, a wonderful woman who doesn't flush or rarely flushes when going to the toilet. After the wonderful girl goes to the toilet, if the second girl goes to the toilet, she may faint in it. The smell of the toilet is really too strong. In fact, female number two, who works hard and is friendly, is good in all aspects, but the problem of urinating in the toilet is puzzling. The only explanation is that she is a water-saving child.
Female number three, a person who has no self-care ability at all, can't eat anything except food! Everyone studies work. Except her, she studies more times and time than others. In the end, she is the only one who doesn't understand. Every time I go to work, I only need my boyfriend to pick me up, even though her home is not far from my work. Once it rained heavily, she refused to take a ride back and insisted that her boyfriend pick her up. It happened that her boyfriend was very busy at that time. Later, after work, her boyfriend ran dozens of kilometers to pick her up.
Female number four, a wonderful woman with a little abnormal heart, is in her thirties and still unmarried, and works as the director of personnel department in the unit. Every new employee who comes in, if it is male fresh meat, she will add people's WeChat. This wonderful girl often harasses the new small fresh meat from time to time, that is, she often hints at others, invites them out to eat, and often sends some provocative messages to others. Later, I was removed from the middle position by the leader. I heard that a young girl angered a small fresh meat. Xiao Xianrou's relatives are the biggest leaders here, so Miao Girl is very cold. ...
There are several examples, and you can also talk about what you met ~
I am 26 years old. In the past 26 years, I met many outstanding women, and these women left a deep impression in my mind. Here are some examples:
The first one I met in high school. At that time, I was an honest person in my class. Maybe I was too honest, so I was confessed by a girl. This girl is so great that she took a broom as a guitar before self-study last night and confessed to me in front of the whole class. Of course I refused, which made me blush and particularly shy.
The second one I met during the interview. At that time, I had just graduated and submitted my resume online, and then a great woman called me for an interview. Before the interview, the woman scolded me first and then asked about me. After half a day on the job, I found that I was not suitable for this job and resigned. As a result, this woman is so happy.
The third one I met last month. We met online. She is 20 years old and stood me up three times in a row. I appointed a time and place to meet. The first time told me half a day in advance that I didn't have time, and the second time was an hour before the meeting time. And told me that she couldn't come. The third time I went to the meeting place, I couldn't see her. Then I called her and didn't answer. Three hours later, a person named her mother sent me a text message saying, "I am the mother of this child, and I don't allow her to watch any music."
These are all great women I have ever met. I don't know if you have ever encountered a similar situation!
I have been in the hotel business near the university for several years, mainly engaged in long-term rental and short rent. Many girls come out to rent a house, just work, don't like living in a dormitory, live with their boyfriends, and so on.
Girls in colleges and universities will dress themselves up beautifully, which makes people feel that this little girl is good at first sight. She will dress up as sunny and lovely, but after several years as a hotel, she doesn't think so.
The fact is that some little girls are often more untidy than boys. Garbage can be left at home for months, and clothes can't get off. When moving, many things or clothes are thrown away, some even sneak away in arrears with rent, and some loans are not repaid. They played well with their boyfriends but played with the boys in the shop. Some silly girls were cheated. In short, the world is big.
I met a great boss. I worked in her shop, and then we got pregnant almost at the same time. She doesn't care about everything in the shop, which is nothing. The point is that she won't give me anything when I resign. At that time, I reacted too much and didn't ask her to leave immediately for me. Instead, I said I would leave in a month. She said no, I must recruit talents. I just didn't know anything about it at that time, so I thought I should go to see her again in a month. As a result, I still couldn't leave after a month, on the grounds that I couldn't leave without someone, and she didn't give me a rest, especially maternity leave. Finally, I said I couldn't put it off any longer, and my body couldn't stand it. The boss said I wouldn't be paid if I left, or I would leave if I didn't leave. She said what to do if there was something missing in her shop. What she means is that I'm afraid I'll take her things to pay my salary. I didn't think of that at all. I think her heart really. Later, I found out that I left without anything, and I was very unhappy. But I was pregnant when I first came out, and I didn't have the experience and ability to fight for myself. My husband has just settled in a different place, and I have only bitterness. Now I can't forget her. I think she is also a great proprietress. ...
The first wonderful flower: This girl is an English major graduate. She came out to work and dreamed of marrying the boss, so she really hooked up, but she was dumped by others for half a year. Later, she stayed in the dormitory for a long time and stopped looking for a job. According to the landlord, she sent countless messages to the boss's daughter-in-law. At first, the boss's daughter-in-law replied to the news, but later she didn't accept it at all. You are lovelorn. Do you have a grudge against your roommate? She occupied the washing machine, opened the lid and let the water flow out for two or three hours! Everyone shared the water fee equally, so someone sued the landlord, who told her to move out. After she left, the landlord said, is this still a college student? Instant noodle bags, shoe boxes, clothes bags and broken cartons were cleaned out from five big bags.
The second wonderful woman: or a shared roommate. At first, she worked in the company and met a manager in charge. I bought her high-end clothes and shoes for a month, which cost almost 20 thousand to 30 thousand. This man came to her apartment to clean her room, and then suddenly broke up. Girls can't stand it. Cry with us. Later, she didn't go to the company. When it was time to renew the lease, a man who had not found a job for half a year was also in our community, helping him pay the rent in advance (they were not lovers); Later, we found that the ribs and vegetables put in the refrigerator the night before were often missing. Everyone is usually busy and occasionally goes to the supermarket to buy and store. It's convenient to cook and eat after working overtime at night, but I'm disappointed to open the refrigerator. As soon as it was traced, someone asked the landlord, who moved her to another building and it was quiet. The landlord said that she also went there to get food from the refrigerator, not to find a job, and the rent was in arrears, so she was driven away;
We don't know whether to sympathize with or despise such people. In short, the beautiful girl in life should not appear!
She is a female colleague of my last company. She just bought a new mobile phone and cherished it very much. I gave her a film when I bought the phone case, but when I came back, I asked her to stick it herself. She watched several video tutorials online. Originally, I said I would help her, but she wouldn't let me, for fear that others would find out the secret in his mobile phone. what can I do?
Don't let go, anyway, it's easy to put a mobile phone film on it. Isn't there a protective film on the mobile phone film? Then he threw away the protective film and put it on his mobile phone. After putting it on, he told me excitedly, you see how good it looks on me, and he said it was as thin as nothing.
It was not until one day that she saw someone else change the tempered film that she was surprised to find that what she threw away that day was actually the tempered film, and the protective film of the tempered film had been attached to her mobile phone for several months. ...
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