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My father has been abroad for two years. It should be during the Spring Festival. My mother is cooking. A message came from my mother's mobile phone, which was sent by the director of her unit.

1, don't panic, let alone tell your father that there are many extramarital affairs now, which is normal. So let's just calm down.

2. Talk to your mother by innuendo. For example, a classmate's parents have an extramarital affair, which leads to children's poor study.

Tell your father to come back early, just say that you miss him or something.