A short message sent to a girlfriend seeking ambiguity, humor, concern, etc.

Moon cakes fall in love with steamed bread and pursue it desperately. Steamed bread swears to death. The moon cake is sad: (Hong Kong accent) What is this for? Steamed bread: My mother said that your stomach is full of huahuachangzi.

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. I can't reach it. Try stepping on my right foot with my left foot. Don't waste new tears for old sorrows. Give yourself an English name. Call me stressed. Do not fall in love with me. You are hypocritical and dare to marry me. Other people's money and wealth are my property. I love cans, but they are filled with coke.

I like you so much that you will die.

I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and hanging myself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend the rest of my life with you?

Don't try to be brave after dark without health insurance and life insurance. ...

Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.

Hands in pockets, nobody loves them.

Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it's better to mix kindergartens!

I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than violence on the street.

Learn feng shui when you have time, and occupy a good tomb after death, which can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before your death.

It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and winter is just a deep sleep.

You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself in pain, you can't take care of yourself in the result, you can't give yourself happiness.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

If you are destined not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.

The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

When I woke up, it was dark.

Pass the bottle after drinking the medicine, hang yourself with a rope, and wave a small handkerchief to jump off the building to bid farewell.

Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

You have to understand the script of your life-it is not a sequel to your parents, a prequel to your children, or a foreign story of your friends.

The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.

I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in a primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead.

Teenagers don't run amok, they are bold and presumptuous, so where do they get the theme when they are old?

In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer ~

The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I come if you don't come?

Life is like this. It always occupies an absolute leadership position. When countless fools shouted that they had taken control of their own lives and their own destiny, they didn't see it. They live in the higher sky, showing mocking faces.

He's just a pot of water. Pour it into your rice pile. After several years, clear water turns into alcohol, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which is not useless, but can also be used to feed pigs.