Wechat funny humorous quotations

refers to a person's speech record, which is generally used in formal style, usually to explain the sentences and language characteristics of someone during a period of time. Wechat humorous quotations, let's take a look at the following.

1. Drink medicine, pass the bottle, hang yourself on the rope, and the person who jumped off the building waved a handkerchief to see him off.

2. What good is it if a man gains the whole world but loses his own life?

3. Who was I before I was born, and who was I after I was born?

4. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes.

5. Because I love you with all my heart, I can only give you up heartlessly.

6. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

7. I can't fly, no matter for whom.

8. I am poor, please don't rob the tomb!

9. Now it's chopsticks that I can't hold down, and it's the quilt that keeps me trapped.

1. If people are bored, nose bubbles can be used to play for a while.

11. Drink Besunyen slimming tea, and your chest is gone?

12. Cut off JJ to worship God-it hurts yourself and offends God!

13. I'm cute and responsible. What did I do wrong?

14. My father asked me what I want in life. I answered money and beauty, and my father hit me in the face fiercely; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

15. What's wrong with having a husband and scoring goals with a goalkeeper?

16. How can you lose weight if you are not full?

17. Only mom is good, and dad is also good.

18. How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

19. You look really creative and have the courage to live!

2. The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

21. A man who doesn't want property at the time of divorce is definitely not a good man; A woman who doesn't want property in divorce must be a good woman.

22. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

23. Be brave to admit your mistake and never change it.

24. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

25. What is irony? Ironically, even if you are willing to be someone else's toilet paper, people still think that your paper is soft, dirty your fingers, hard paper and bruised your ass.

26. On the spur of the moment, I took your photo as a desktop, and TMD was infected with a computer virus.

27. Actually, I have never left the Jianghu. I just dive under the Jianghu for a long time.

28. Hair is gone, and dandruff is more outstanding.

29, the season of black silk flooding, what makes us thick legs?

3, the extinction of dinosaurs, because make-up created the beauty world.

31. The killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.

32. Teenagers don't act recklessly, but they are bold and presumptuous. Where did you get the theme when you were old?

33. I can't see others laughing, and I laugh at others wearing nothing.

34. In bed, practice is the only criterion to test kung fu.

35. Heaven didn't assign me a great responsibility, but it still pained my mind and strained my bones and muscles.

36. Life is like an angry bird. When you fail, there are always several pigs laughing.

37. Sleeping in class, fighting after class, and dying in the exam.

38. If you want to hang out in the Jianghu, you'd better be single.

39. The goal was scored by the goalkeeper.

4, the standard of a good wife: cheating is cute, being strict is looking forward to success, not spending money is saving, and spending money is tasteful!

41. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

42. Life grinds us round to make us roll further.

43. I am not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beautiful women are enough to conquer me!

44. Roses are so cheap that you can give them to your wife.

45. As a typical failure, you are really successful.

46. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

47, what kind of stuff you are, I will give you what kind of face, and you want me to please you artificially. You are delusional.

48. After living for more than 2 years, I failed to do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about this, I feel heartbroken.

49. I seem to really care about you. If you are happy, I am not happy. If you are unhappy, I am the happiest.

5. I'm going to have my hair cut. I twisted my neck by swinging my bangs.

51. What you light is a cigarette, but what you smoke is loneliness.

52. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

53. I'm too pure. I'm a little shameless!

54. All problems are ultimately a matter of time, and all troubles are actually asking for trouble.

55. If you fall, get up and cry.

56. Don't eat what's in the bowl, just hold the pot and eat.

57. I really can't see you so close to me, because I am blind.

58. I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

59. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

6. Heaven is in a woman's cave!

61. You don't have to pee to know what you look like.

62. Love everything about a person, including her cotton trousers.

63. I didn't want to marry a wife but married me.

64. I finally found myself in a habit, if depravity is a habit.

65. Life is her person, and death is her mascot.

66. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

67. The little girl selling flowers took me by the hand and said, Big Brother, buy flowers. I can tell you are a playboy at a glance.

68. When you are away from home, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

69. Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure.

7. The playboy with a flower heart meets the water-based Xiaoyang flower, which will be a heavyweight confrontation in the sexual turmoil.