April Fool's Day funny text messages as long as possible.

1. One river springs and one Jiang Tao, and the mountain is higher than the mountain. Send a message to the straw bag. The straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take it out and look down, and find himself an idiot. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If wisdom is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime. It's really hard to be a man! But you'll be fine. You are right and innocent. I envy you! Happy April Fool's Day!

Look at you, American head, French waist, Indian nose, Hong Kong foot, nobody, no ghost, only one head and two legs. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Seven commandments after meals: First, quit smoking, second, eat fruit immediately, third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation, fifth, take a hundred steps, sixth, take a bath immediately, and seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

5. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. There are stars and the moon hanging in the sky, the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon has a lot on his mind, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are in love, the Moon Old Matchmaker is a myth, and there is a fool who doesn't talk and squints at the phone. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Notice: April Fool's Day has arrived. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: You are a handsome and free-spirited public lover with a beautiful figure!

8. From April 1, the salary of all employees in the company will increase by 40%. Please come to the finance department at 9: 00-1-March. Wish you a happy holiday!

9. You are really not smart enough, and your nose seems very smooth; Eyes like red pepper; Eyebrows are like two knives; Walk on both sides; It seems that the crab fainted. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. I love you all my life, it's true, please believe me! You are my magic weapon. I can't live without you! Only I know your heart best, and your eyes are the gentlest! Please look at the third word of each sentence. Happy April Fool's Day!

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