Are there any funny New Year greeting messages? 、

1. May good luck be like a mine, trampled by you from time to time; Bad luck, like a meteor shower, will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be seen everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly!

2. The New Year is coming. For the sake of the earth's environment and resources, please consciously reduce buying traditional greeting cards. You can write a congratulatory message to me in large denomination RMB with a pencil! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

If you dare to be unhappy in the new year, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed, you will be folded. If you dare, you will be used!

4. When you see this message,

Please hit your head on the court.

Did you get a look at him?

That starry sky is my blessing to you!

The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug and happiness is my gift! It's all for you. Happy new year!