Doubi girl special copywriting

1. Only people who have experienced strong winds and heavy rains know that it is useless to have an umbrella.

I know everything but I don't like it.

We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

I seriously doubt that Cupid took my arrow to the kebab.

We were all happy when we were young, because at that time, we were not so ugly and poor.

No matter what kind of Neptune you are, if I catch you, I will blow up your fish pond.

7. I am the baby assigned to you by the state, and I don't support returning goods.

Eight. Other children have bear hugs, but I don't, because you are a pig.

9. I advise you to play less with your mobile phone and computer. I feel that my eyesight is getting worse and worse recently, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

Don't think that everything in this world is fake, at least you are really poor, really fat and really have no friends.

Eleven. After walking for a few hours, the bed became jealous and stayed with it all night.

I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found out that it was not because there was not enough money.

13. Men may cheat you. Your best friend may betray you, but not math, just not.

14. I chat with you every day. Why? I just want you to know that I miss you.

15. If humans can be divided according to ABCD, I want to be your friend. A. Yes, people are really divided according to ABCD, but I like E, soft.

Sixteen years old. When you are in a good mood, just listen. When I am in a bad mood, I feel uneasy about listening to anything.

We are ordinary people and we are special people, so we are special people.

18. There is a kind of love called heirs. There is a kind of pain that there is no preview of the next episode, and there is a kind of despair that it will wait another week!

Nineteen. I have a new understanding of my poverty.

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10. Only single dog will feel the first.

Two cups at half price is loneliness, but a single pig won't. A pig can drink two glasses by himself.