Funny Valentine's Day greetings funny Valentine's Day greetings.

Dear, I have bought a ticket: the starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when getting on the bus. People and hearts should not lean out of the car at will, let alone jump in the middle!

The stars and the moon are not mistaken, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

The weather is changing so fast that a cold snap has crept in. Because of your cuteness, I care for you. At night, I want to cover with a blanket. Don't freeze pig's trotters. It's no problem to dig bones, so it can supplement calcium. Don't scold me. Have a happy day! Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

Your eyes are a mystery. I worked hard. Last night, under the moon, I finally figured it out-a love.

I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, until I die, there is only her in my heart! Really love you!

Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

People with feelings, every day is a holiday. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

I said it was for my silence, I said it was for my silence; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

Your photo is on my desk, watching you in the morning, watching you in the morning, watching you at noon, watching you in the afternoon, watching you at night, watching you at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"

Dear husband, remember: if the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, her wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home.

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!