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Lovers and lovers greet ambiguous short messages

1, you gave me the happiest day of my life and also gave me the sadness of my life. I long for the happiness you give me, but I don't want you to hurt me again.

If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. If your eyes blink, I will die.

I can only describe your beauty with vegetables: your face is melon seeds, your waist is willow, your eyebrows are willow leaves, your eyes are longan, your mouth is cherry, and your hands are lotus roots.

4. Flowers bloom and fall, and flowing water gurgles. One kind of lovesickness, two places of leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind.

5. Remember the military training under the tree that year? The instructor said: Number off in the first row. You looked at the instructor in surprise, and the instructor said loudly: Count off! So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree! Happy Valentine's Day!

6. If I become loess, loess loves you too; If the loess is covered with grass, the grass loves you; If there is dew on the grass, dew loves you.

7. I saw you again today. You are so charming, wearing a plaid vest and walking leisurely, you look detached. It is really cute. I want to know how you beat rabbits in those days. Happy Valentine's Day.

8. Thinking of you alone in the quiet night has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, so greedy that I didn't want to get up and indulge myself and possess your tenderness.

9. On the wine table, push a cup for a change. Women can't drink enough and often show weakness. The man stepped forward: Come on, I'll drink for her. Subtext: If you can drink from a cup, the relationship will naturally become ambiguous. Who doesn't know, when Pan Jinlian seduced Wu Erlang, he said, If you are interested, give me this half cup of residual wine.

10, trickle is not a stone resistance, and deep friendship is not due to distance. In my friendship list, you always top the list, and the market is still bullish. How have you been recently? I wish you well in the distance.

1 1, very excited to see your name; Hear your voice; Please go out three times and five times; Afraid of acting rashly; Wow; Gee ... I didn't move when I saw you.

12, say you love me, or I will kick your ass!

13, my wife died years ago, and my life is empty and helpless. Recently, online dating is very popular. I also go out for sports and played tennis, badminton and tennis. Why can't I love a wife?

14, as God is my witness, my shadow will always be with you, and my eyes will always look at you ... damn it, I mean-except when you take a shower!

15, a long way, you and I meet, cherish the rare fate of previous lives, silently bless, kiss and greet, and tell each other to take care of themselves in this life.

16, you are the sun in the sky and I am the mountain on the ground; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground. ...

17, you are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; Valentine's day is coming. I wish you happiness and sweetness.

18, you whispered that you love me, let me lean on your chest and gently touch my heartstrings with gentle words. The world belongs to both of us, and our hearts are closely linked.

Do you love me? Baby, if you love me, say it. If you don't tell me, how do I know you love me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me that you love me.

20. Men call women. Then keep silent. Woman: Why don't you talk? Man: Shh, I want to hear your breathing. Subtext: You are so ambiguous, I don't believe you have no feelings!

2 1, where did those sorrows come from?

I was walking alone in the street that day. It rained heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and my heart fell out. Your name is on it. *^o^*

23. The wind is very strong, which is my infatuation with you; It's raining, because my love for you touches the sky; It thundered, and that was me shouting "I love you".

24, you are my shadow, when there is sunshine, there is you! You are my sunshine, and I need you in a stormy day! You are my wind and rain, and we won't forget each other on the same road!

25, give up you, next life!

26. When I have the right, let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, Shenzhou VI be your special plane, China Grand Theatre be your karaoke room, and Hangzhou West Lake be your swimming pool. Isn't that interesting? Happy Valentine's Day!

27. Don't ask me where I am, and don't worry that I will forget you. When you miss me, I miss you too. ...

28. Never give up, the tide rises and falls, flowers bloom and fall, and everything in the world has its ups and downs, but my love for you never falls.

I want to steal your heart and give it back to you. I didn't expect a thief to meet a thief, but my heart was taken away by you-I have fallen in love with you!

30. Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will cause tooth decay.

3 1, throw away your phone and hug me!

32. I vaguely feel that when you have a cold, an ordinary friend will call you at night to remind you to take medicine and tell you to cover up and go to bed early.

Ambiguity means that whenever he mentions his other half, you will shoot an arrow through your heart.

34. You are the sun in my heart, but it's a pity to go down the mountain; You are in my dream, but unfortunately you are covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but you landed on your face first.

35. You are a duckling ~ ~ Yi Yi Ya Yo ~ ~ I am a duckling ~ ~ Yi Yi Ya Yo ~ ~ We are together ~ ~ Yi Yi Ya Yo ~ ~

36. You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. Seeing your heart beating faster, but not your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. I hope having you is not a long wait.

37. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you are in pain, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world; If you leave me, I will bear it silently.

38. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right. If right is equal to not having you, I am willing to be wrong all my life. Helpless, love burst its banks, can you understand how I feel?

39. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

40. Today is Valentine's Day. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. Happy Valentine's Day.

4 1, Valentine's Day is coming. I send you a flower to show that I miss you, and two flowers to show that I miss you very much. I send you flowers from all over the mountains: don't run, the bumblebee has been attracted. Happy Valentine's Day.

42. Lovers may not be reasonable, but they must know each other; Not necessarily inseparable, but we must cherish each other; It is not necessarily icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; Not always in contact, but always in mind!

43. Gently push open the winter window, watch the snow fall and wish the branches sprout, so I thought, dear, are you all right? I really miss you!

Dear, the first thing I do after getting up every day is: I miss you! The second thing is: look at your photos! The third thing is: pray for you! Dear, please forgive me for leaving, because I love you so much.

45, you stay there! Wait for me to fly there!

46. You should know that love is selfish! So my heart has not dissolved into any other thoughts so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that there is only you in my heart!

47. I love your heart, your liver and three quarters of your body! I love your meat piece by piece, and my money is ten yuan!

48. The weather changed suddenly. The men and women on the road trembled. The woman can't help leaning towards the man, but she is also trembling: it's so cold. Subtext: Actually, you don't have to take off your clothes at all. It's much warmer when two people hug each other.

49. Catch a butterfly and give it to you. May you have happy wings and send you in the breeze. I hope you feel better and send you a text message. May you shine every day! Have a nice weekend.

50. Let the stars send my blessing, let the light rain send the cool breeze, let good luck and beauty follow you forever, and let the short messages send my eternal blessing again and again. Have a nice weekend!

5 1, people are still the same, things are still the same, and it is a weekend; Think about it or forget it, just say hello; Idle can, busy can, happy can; Today is good, tomorrow will be better. Sincerely wish: Happy weekend!

52. You prosper, I prosper, and everyone prospers; You send, I send, everyone sends.

Please allow me to send you a rose, and let me sincerely bless you. Although I'm not that handsome, I just want to see you! Please let me find you in happiness and hold your hand tightly!

I don't know why you didn't answer my phone. I just want to ask you how are you now? If I make you unhappy, then I know.

55. When you were born in a prosperous time, you will be younger than Nanshan, and you will enjoy the happiness of your old age like the flowing water in the East China Sea.

56. If I am really a tireless butterfly, and you are the most fragrant one among the flowers, I would like to close my wings for you and share my life with you.

57. Don't forget to take some time to relax in your busy life and keep a young and happy heart forever!

58. Nice to meet you; Memories of the two places are endless. May you always remember me!

59. This is a happy and quiet world. The sun is still shining and the soft wind is still gentle. I hope the good times will stop like this and bring you joy and encouragement.

60. The New Year is a knife, fireworks are a drawn brilliance, and friends are a sword, which needs to be honed. Lovers are the big axis, loving the unavoidable lovers. You should be careful to sneak up from behind.

No matter how far apart we are, we will meet in the most beautiful place one day. Don't forget our appointment

62. We can't keep time. We only hope that this day every year can bring you ... a complete ... New Year!

63. A word of advice, old friend: Don't forget this sentence! I hope you are all right!

64. In the days of gathering, it is our lifelong regret to meet each other with affection and heart. May we cherish each other!

65. Honey, do you like An Lifang or Triumph? Or other brands? As for the style, I have the final say. Please send me a message as soon as possible.

66. The breeze brought your Christmas greetings from afar. With a message of blessing, I wish you all the best.

67. If my wish can drive away your troubles, let it blow into your heart with this warm spring breeze!

68. Sincere wishes bring you far away. I wish you all the best and happiness.

69. Send a poem of praise, a period of deep love and a sincere blessing.

70. You are a white flower held by Tian Fei, falling in my heart, my sea of emotions, splashing waves of happiness.

7 1. On the beautiful blue sky, white clouds evoke deep memories and bring greetings from lovers far away.

72. Another busy day. I hope my short message can help you get rid of some fatigue. Don't tire yourself, bring me a lively baby.

73. The wide road is just in front of you, flowers and laughter are waving to you, and praise and glory are hovering over your head. Bless you, our favorite son!

74. Give you some bubbles! . . . . . . . . . . Bubbles are full of care and happiness! I hope you will be happy in the future!

Remember our appointment, don't be late! I look forward to inviting you to dinner tonight.

76. The sun shines and the garden is full of spring; Rain moistens, peaches and plums are tender and red. Wish you a happy holiday!

77.Xi moved to the auspicious house, and the crow moved to Xiangyang Gate.

78. Since we parted, I am like a lonely wild goose flapping its tired wings and looking at the sky and water, but I sincerely wish you the best!

79. Collect golden flowers in my heart garden, and I will give you the brightest one as my greeting.

80. There is an old legend that there is a lover tree in the distant Tianshan Mountains. Every fruit on the tree represents a couple who love each other. It's called Valentine's Day. May you have a Valentine's Day that belongs to you.

8 1, no matter how far away from you, a concern is always there. I hope to hear that you have a good time!

82, tidbits fragrance, drizzle, in this rainy season, endless hope, sincerely wish your dream come true.

83, different regions, the same moonlight. Do you know I'm thinking about you? Sincere blessing, I wish you happiness, happiness and happiness again!

84. Baiyun never promised to stay in the sky, but stayed with him day and night; The wind wants you to taste my newly brewed coffee, just like our friendship, but the long distance has lengthened our simple wishes. Greetings to you from afar.

Hello, my friend, you must still be busy. Take care of yourself, your good friend!

86. May you and I both be stars in the sky of youth, sowing pure and eternal brilliance together.

87. I wish you a very warm life, nine points elegant, eight points intelligent, seven points keen, six points funny, five points gentle, four points intimate, three points bold, two points subtle and one point romantic.

88. The clear morning breeze rang the bell of happiness, and my heart played cheerful music, saying "Good morning" and saying hello to you!

89. I will never forget you. Please think of me once in a while and look at me. I wish you all the best and happiness.

90. In the first warm and cold season, a message leaked from the treetops: The Spring Festival is coming with deep blessings.

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