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Don't make excuses for me if girls drag their personality signatures and can't figure out my temper.

First, don't be nervous. It's just novelty!

second, doctor, please help me. I seem to have a disease that is easily overlooked by others. Next, please.

third, how can she notice me if you like to pretend? fourth, you once said that we should always be together if we don't part. Now I want to ask you if it's just childish talk. Innocent years can't bear to bully you. I'm ridiculous.

5. The judge asked: Why do you print counterfeit money? The criminal said: I can't print real money.

6. You should take care of yourself. Don't blow cold air or get wet.

7. Get out when I tell you to. I don't know if it's okay to come and hold on a little.

8. My sisters have first love for dogs. Come to the first house to gather

9. I want to be named Xia in my next life, which is called Xia class. I think that teacher dares to ask me

1. [If we don't have the internet, will we even miss good night]

11. Don't let me see what I shouldn't see and hear what I shouldn't hear, so I will think of what I shouldn't think

12. Left atrium, left ventricle, right atrium and right ventricle, hi. The more you think about it, the worse it is. No! We can't be fooled

14. Do you still believe that people who really love you can't be taken away from others? Boy, you are so funny.

15. [.I am like a sponge to absorb all misfortunes except you]

16. I found a dollar on the side of the road and handed it to the handsome guy of the network management. The handsome guy took the money and nodded to me. I said happily, I am a member!

17. The smell of tobacco on my body can only be on you.

18. I love you. I love you, too. Happy April Fool's Day. It hurts to watch April Fool's Day.

in 19 or 6 years, I changed schools for you one year, secretly took money from my family, ran away from home with you, fought with people, and couldn't get through with my belt

2. There is a universe in your eyes, and I am the little dust that is isolated from the outside.

21st, period, don't hang up with me! Otherwise, I will eat spicy strips and drink ice water to kill you! ! !

22. Let me have a look at the regrets after haircut.

One day, the teacher scolded the students in the class: You are so stupid, and your IQ is negative. My IQ is one hundred times that of you! Student:

Twenty-three, walking with friends, the shoelaces are loose, squatting down and tying them, then standing up and finding that they have walked quite far while chatting

Twenty-four, you are a four, except two or two, subtracting two or two is really two plus two, and it is twice as much as two.

25. When you ignore me, I always feel that you are on Malaysia Airlines.

26. I regret telling him that I like him.

XXVII. I never know what it's like to be held in my arms when I cry.

28. I like apples, but you gave me a box of pears. You asked me if I was moved, but I couldn't answer. So you told everyone how much you had done for me and how indifferent I was.

29. I asked you how ugly you could be, just like a donkey's face and a spotted dog.

3. If you can't keep something, just throw it away. Maybe it will bounce back after hitting something.

thirty-one, I will definitely learn not to be sad when I miss you.

32. I love you, and I love you, too. Happy April Fool's Day. It hurts to watch April Fool's Day.

thirty-three, [-who will worry about me if I disappear for a day, and who will keep sending me messages]

thirty-four, I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they meet me!

-April Fool's Day has become a day of confession, and Valentine's Day has become a day of parting.

thirty-five, I just slapped my wallet in the face. In fact, there is nothing but hope that it will swell up.

Thirty-six, [Don't make excuses for me if you can't understand my temper. ]

Thirty-seven, at the speed of your reply to me, I knew you were playing the game again.

Thirty-eight, walking with friends, the shoelaces were loose, squatting down and tying them, then standing up and finding that they had walked quite far while chatting.

Thirty-nine, I heard him telling you that he really liked you, and I didn't know where to hide.

Forty, I told my girlfriends who I liked, and a week later they were together.

forty-one, [-hey, what are you doing with my notebook]

forty-two, if your wedding bride is not me, I will kick your bride in high heels.

forty-three, | Silence doesn't mean cowardice, retreat and live beautifully |

Forty-four, how can you be willing to let me be a backup lover when you are used to being the first lady?

Forty-five, people want skin from trees, and poles want cement.

Forty-six, [-I can't think of any good signatures to group]

Forty-seven, [I think I can capture you shining in the sea of people]

Forty-eight, [I will go to the city where you are if I can, just want to be with you]

Forty-nine, she doesn't need to be too beautiful, just have good facial features; Don't be too gentle, just be reasonable; Don't be too royal

5. If you tolerate too much, others will think you are easy to bully.

fifty-one, [-I'm not the best, will you like me]

fifty-two, even the article betrayed Mai? I feel that I won't love again.

One day, if anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning packets!

fifty-three, period, don't hang up with me! Otherwise, I will eat spicy strips and drink ice water to kill you! ! !

54. I love you, but I think it's worth it.

55. I'm so stupid to peek at him in class. You're always found to be stupid because he's looking at you, too.

56. [-I dare not occupy you because you don't belong to me at all]

57. [-Well, why is my name added after each one? ]

Fifty-eight, not all sadness can be told, just like happiness needs no reason

Fifty-nine, listening to someone you love tell how sad his lover is

Sixty, it is said that girls who are not good at math are pure, so I am pure water without impurities!

Uncle Policeman, I lost my bag. Don't worry, I'll take care of it. Then give it back to me quickly

sixty-two, I'd rather believe that there really exists Do Min Joon's love for a thousand praises than believe that the article betrayed Ma Yi? !

sixty-three, there is always too much affection in my heart, and I keep pestering. Don't take my words casually if you can't figure out my temper

1. No matter how brilliant your talents and knowledge are, if you lack enthusiasm, it will be like drawing cakes on paper to satisfy your hunger, which will not help.

2. No one hates love, but everyone is tired of waiting, guessing, apologizing and hurting, and promises that cannot be fulfilled.

3. At last, you speak about how gentle she is.

4. Don't hurt the person who loves you with decisive words when you are in a bad mood.

5. It is my greatest wish that the person I love can love me as much as I love you.

6. Maybe you only like me in your imagination.

7. I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart will no longer be uneasy.

8. Love is so true that I can easily sacrifice myself. I never meet the person who will accompany me to my old age.

9. It is best to talk about love only once in your life. If you experience too much, you will be numb. More separation will get used to it; If there are more lovers, they will compare; In the end, you won't believe in love anymore. In fact, for love, the simpler the happier.

1. Imagination is always so perfect, but only when I start to do it can I find its hardships.

11. Nothing hurts, no itching, no crying, no craziness and no laughing. Now I am quiet and waiting for you to come back.

12. Always put yourself in others' shoes. When you feel that this will hurt yourself, the other person may have already been hurt.

13. The stage is as big as the heart! Only unexpected, nothing impossible!

14. I can tolerate any mistakes made by my friends, but remember that my tolerance has a bottom line;

15. Don't take my words casually if you don't know my temper. /suanming/

16. Anyone can live well without it. Why did you promise to keep it at the beginning?

17. Will you feel sad when you and I gradually let go?

18. The sweat and tears you shed after you got married are your brains when you chose a husband.

2. What if you don't have happiness and smile like a flower?

21. Money is hypocritical, and freedom is the truest.

22. It's cruel, and I will! ! !

23, the two most terrible words in the world, one is persistence, the other is earnest, earnest people change themselves, and persistent people change their destiny.

24, lead us to an absurd ending; But we have plenty of reason, which can dilute our surging heat

25. Who will accompany me? Two, be crazy together, be crazy together, and yell at the universe.

26. It's rare to have a few heartbeats in life. When will you wait if you don't?

27. Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on a romantic cruise.

28. Youth is not a stage of life, but a realm of life.

29. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.

3. How much sorrow can you have? It's like being caught in a cold current without wearing long trousers.

31. You only love the fledgling but unrepentant self.

32. When you really care about someone, as long as he is cold to you, your heart seems to be bleeding.

33. Life is like a variable-speed bicycle, some of which are never used by many people.

34. No matter how ugly a woman is, she is also a girl. If she is a girl, she has the right to be picked up! Why don't you hit on me?

35. Desperate and cold.

36. Only a bloody finger can play the swan song of the world.

37. A fool in love can't afford to be hurt

38. A priest who doesn't want to be an abbot is not a good Taoist!

39. Life is a fight.

4. In the end, no one belongs to anyone.

41. In the world, if someone cares for your pain, it hurts even more. No one, you owe it to you, but you are strong and competitive.

42. I love you and you are free.

43. When we broke up, we all forgot how much we loved each other. When we recall, we can see clearly that we were so happy.

44. It's the first time I've experienced the feeling of endless traffic. It's not that I don't have a temper, but I'm too lazy to talk to you.

First, I hope to be with you. If not, I'll be where you can't see me and stay with you forever.

second, don't stop dreaming, don't be afraid of pain because of dreams.

third, if I can control my feelings, I won't have to love you so badly, but I still can't get your heart.

4. What do you like about a person? What he says is like reading comprehension.

5. He is not so handsome, but just goes deep into my heart.

6. The scariest moment in the world is that the head teacher is standing by the window with a smile on his face!

seven, when one day you find that your emotions can't be expressed in words, you would rather disappear into the street with gorgeous street lights on at night. That's

eight, the time with you can't be repeated/but now if I can meet you on the street corner/I'd like to just meet you and leave

nine, I hope that one day you are sad and you will be the first to call my name

ten.

XI. Thank you for accompanying me through all these years. Thank you for tolerating my bad temper and my unreasonable behavior. I can't forget the part where I committed two crimes together.

12. Maybe I grew up, and countless moments when I wanted to turn my face and leave, all of them were finally passed away with hahaha.

thirteen, Altman, don't cry, the little monster will always be with you. If you are in a bad mood, just hit me. . .

XIV. When someone likes you, you obviously don't like him, but you don't want him to give up liking you

XV. [People are always being mean, and they don't know the pain until they are severely crushed by the soles of their feet, and they don't know that their defense is being realized until they are severely bitten by dogs]

XVI. If it is necessary to cut through thorns to reach your heart, then I would like to hold a sword and cut through the devastation.

XVII. Some things are not caring, but caring.

XVIII. I have made up my mind to love you, so I won't give up easily.

XIX. Xiguang captivated my eyes, but I still saw you.

XX. I love you deeply in my heart, and it's been years now, and you are still flirting.

XXI. I don't know where I will go in the future, but I know I'm already on the road. [I don't mind taking a long walk. If we don't go crazy, we will be old.

Twenty-five, the vows and promises are all careless.

Twenty-six, I hate love because there are too many ambiguities.

Twenty-seven, I love someone with the cleanest and most thorough courage at this age.

Twenty-eight, you don't even want a knight, because you know that you will meet a prince who likes you. *

Twenty-nine, I don't have to be with him.

Thirty, I also need care, love, companionship, and someone to say that I am

thirty-one, no text message, no phone call, no message, no good morning and good night. Well, dear, you are really busy.

Thirty-two, I like all the things you like, but the only thing I can't do is like her.

Thirty-three, after fantasy, I will always bump into reality or be sad or happy or heartbroken.

Thirty-four

35. It's not that I don't have a temper, but I'm too lazy to talk to you. Girls' super-drag personality signature