Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - Do you know what kind of God I like? Your eyes.
Do you know what kind of God I like? Your eyes.
Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?
If I push you into the garden, I won't find you. Why? Because you are as beautiful as a flower.
Send my name to your household registration book. How many days will it arrive?
5. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.
6. Hey, can you smile? What are you laughing at? Because I forgot to put sugar in my coffee!
7. Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly. I'm cute.
Do you know what kind of God I like? Your eyes.
9. I am possessive, so don't leave if you come near me.
10, kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.
1 1. I miss you very much at this time. Please take care of yourself for me.
12. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.
13, I won't stop you whether others chase you or you chase others in the future. I will only trip you up with my foot and let you fall into my arms.
14, don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.
15, can you hold my hand? From wife to old woman.
16, what won't you do? I won't leave you.
17, you are too heavy, but I can't take it away from my heart.
18, since we can't be born together, we will suffer together for a lifetime.
19, there is nothing to talk about with people like you, except falling in love.
20. W: I seem to have gained weight again. Man: No, you are getting fatter in my heart.
2 1, you are getting fat again. I wish I could like you again.
22. Why do you keep playing games? Because I can't bear to hit you.
23, you don't have to be good, I like it.
24. No one wants it except you. It's just that nobody wants it except you.
25, 25. Say, how much shall I buy for you? 26. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.
26. I ask you why the world is sour and sweet. Why? It's sweet when I look at you, and sour when I miss you.
27. Yes, I just like you hopelessly. What, not satisfied? You like me too!
28. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why is it because I am happy to see you?
You are obviously not nearsighted. Why can't you see that I like you?
Do you know why I like pigs because I like you?
1.
The world won't be gentle with you,
God won't take special care of you,
But I will.
2.
My tenderness and sweetness
It is only visible to you.
3.
Do you know why I like pigs?
Because I love you.
4.
Tell you three anti-aging methods
Love me, love me, love me.
5.
I really want to sleep.
I miss you too.
If I can sleep with you, I will kill two birds with one stone.
6.
Do you know why I am taller than you?
Because the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you.
7.
Don't mess with me.
Want to be your girlfriend/boyfriend when you are angry.
8.
I don't want to keep you in the dark.
I just want to tuck you in.
9.
In my Me Before You,
I have many demands for the future.
What requirements? After meeting you, I just need to ask you.
Love letter: I still love you, you know?
Do you know that?/You know what? I still love you. I still have those messages. I always read them when I miss you. Even though every time I look at them, my eyes are full of tears and my hands don't work, I still turn it over. If I don't read the information for a day, I will smile bitterly for no reason. Yes, it is a wry smile, but I can't bear to let go. Because of this, I am still using this mobile phone, and I am careful to keep it, and I am afraid that it will not work one day.
Do you know that?/You know what? I still love you.
Know how much I hate rainy days? That's because you said you would think of him when it rains, so I hate rainy days, but now I'm beginning to like rainy days. Even if you think of him at this time, I am still happy, because at this time, we have all done the same thing, that is, we are all missing someone, someone we love deeply, and you used to like getting wet, so I began to take it for granted that as long as I get wet, it is equivalent to being with you.
Do you know that?/You know what? I still love you.
You know, I never listen to Jay Chou and Wang Leehom's songs, but now I listen to their songs every day. Even on my way to work, every song reminds me of you, the song you asked me to learn. When I listen to this song, I will think of you with a smile, because you are smiling when you say this. This sweet song was written by you with your signature. When I listen to this song, I think of you who are happy. Even if I can't see it, I still believe that you are very happy at this time. Chrysanthemum terrace is also a song you asked me to sing for you. Listening to this song, I think of you who is kind, because although you said it was nice when I sang, I know I sang badly. Speaking of good happiness, this song reminds me of our agreed happiness, especially when reading short messages, tears will always flow out and watch them together. Give me a song time, which is my favorite to listen to on the road, because the time of this song always reminds me of the most beautiful you; Heartbeat, a song that makes my heart beat, reminds me of the first time I saw you every time I listen to it. At that time, my heart almost jumped out, and you gave me a heartbeat. A simple song is really just a simple song. Every time I fantasize that I can sing all the songs I wrote to you, but I can only listen to his songs over and over again because I have no intonation. Eternal love is a simple word, but it is a heavy emotion. I remember when I sang badly, you comforted me that it was nothing. Even you find it difficult, but I can't accept it, because this song is a must, but I can't sing it to you. Our song, our song is very happy, everyone is very happy. Although the last tone was sad, they were all happy when they sang. . . . . . There are so many songs that deliberately remind me of things between us, and my favorite is sweet. I remember when I first saw your signature, I was very sad and wanted to throw it away. I didn't understand what was going on until I heard Jay Chou singing on TV one day, but I bought a CD of him for this reason and asked my sister to say that I was sick, but it didn't matter. The important thing is that I listened to this song.
Do you know that?/You know what? I still love you.
Do you know that?/You know what? My watch is slowly engraved with you, and the umbrella I bought when I said you were going to open an umbrella, just because once I went out for dinner with Daguang and others, the two boys secretly hid it, but they still didn't take it out when I was worried about losing it. Instead, they said I lost it. They know exactly how much I cherish it.
Do you know that?/You know what? I still love you.
Do you know that?/You know what? I was so sad that no one could tell me what I was thinking. Even when I met her, I was afraid that she would feel guilty because of my words, so I wrote a paper full of thoughts, sadness and tears, and I also wrote it into a novel, a novel with only you as the heroine. I didn't use your real name, but took a word that I will never forget. But how many times have I remembered those memories about you and those stories about us when I was writing? I didn't write those stories because I was afraid I would cry. I wrote so many things for you, but I always couldn't write what I wanted. I really want to tell you that I love you and I still love you, but why did I write all the irrelevant things?
Do you know that?/You know what? I still love you.
At night, it always makes me sad. How many times have I held my mobile phone tightly in my hand, and how many times have I edited the missing words, but I can't send them out, for fear of disturbing you and not replying. You know, every time I send you a message, I wonder if you will call me back. What should I do if you don't reply? Although you can't reply to the news at all, I know, but I'm afraid you won't even read it. I'm scared now because I'm afraid you won't reply. I always want your reply, but you hit me again and again. If you don't want to reply, please tell me, but why give me hope? I have deleted this number from my mobile phone, because I am afraid I will think of you when I see it, but I have to hesitate again and again every time I press it naturally. Why am I like this?
Do you know that?/You know what? I still love you.
I once said to myself that I would forget you, but I never did, but why do I always feel that I have forgotten, but I still find that I still love you, because of what? Why? A person I really loved, a person who made me have a hangover all night, a person who made me cry all night, a person who let me know that I love, a person who can't be erased in my heart, a person who makes me unforgettable, love you, you know?
Please remember, fools love you, forever, forever, and I will remember you all my life. If there is an afterlife, I still love you.
Do you know why people betray you?
People often ask him (her) why he lied to me. If I wanted to tell you the truth, maybe you wouldn't believe me. In fact, it is not others who lie to you, but yourself. Why is this? Because, no one in the world has the ability to deceive you, only you have the ability to deceive yourself. If you blindly blame others for your mistakes, you always think that others are deceiving yourself, but you don't know how to reflect on yourself. This is the biggest deception to yourself.
Like two people falling in love. There are many people who love each other when they need each other. When they don't need each other, they throw each other aside like garbage, or even betray or cheat each other, never considering each other's feelings. Therefore, the other party will betray you, because you betrayed yourself first. It's no wonder that there is nothing strange about others except yourself. It is the biggest betrayal in life to blame others for betrayal and think that others have betrayed themselves without reflecting on their own betrayal.
Why do people feel so tired? Because too much pursuit, too much pursuit of perfection. When what I do is a little imperfect, I always feel that others look down on me and start to feel inferior. I always let myself live in the eyes and mouths of others, so I feel too tired. In fact, you don't have to care too much about other people's opinions and statements, because not so many people care about you, and no one will pay so much attention to you. You have to understand that there is no perfection in the world.
The earth looks perfect. If you look closely, you will find that it is full of potholes. It is said that the moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen circles, but at the moment of imperfection, it is already defective. You don't know that the perfect state is that the flowers are not fully open and the moon is not full. People are waiting for the flowers to bloom and the moon to bloom. However, once the flowers are fully open, they will soon wither; Once the moon is full, it will soon be incomplete. It's lovely and pitiful to know that Huayue is so heartless and has to wait hard!
Why does the person always feel so painful? If you have pain in your heart, it means that there must be evil in your heart corresponding to this pain. If there is no evil in one's mind, then one's mind will not feel pain at all. So according to this truth, since you often feel pain, it shows that there is evil inside you. You always feel that others are wrong or sorry for me. Blame all the mistakes on others and the outside world, think you are right, but don't reflect on your own mistakes, so I feel painful.
Why do people think so many things are unfair? There is no absolute fairness in the world. If everything is the same and there is no distinction, there will be no spring, summer, autumn and winter, sunrise and sunset. When you look at the world with a fair heart, there is nothing unfair in the world; If you look at the world with an unfair heart, then the world is unfair everywhere; When you feel that others are sorry and unfair to you, you will find that everyone is unfair to you. You should always review whether you are fair to others. When you really find yourself unfair, you will know that there is no unfairness in this world.
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