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Classic sentence of scolding ex-boyfriend
Sentences cursing ex-boyfriends 1
1. You are illegal!
2. Long adventure ... creative.
Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?
You look really postmodern.
You look like a car accident.
6. You look fresh!
7. You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it.
8. Even a flower is more than twice as beautiful as you.
9. The international face is universal.
10. You look very fauvism!
1 1. It's a shame for Eskimos to have a huge and shameless megaphone.
12. The surviving superorganism of cockroaches, semi-plants with declining vitality,
13. smelly people, the source of the word "spit",
14. A dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste in human history.
15. The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,
16. the scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants whose ancestors were humiliated,
17. Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.
18. raw materials necessary to destroy the universe, even orcs despise your orcs,
19. sedimentary materials with twice the concentration of oil, disfigured uncle McDonald,
20. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series.
The second sentence of scolding ex-boyfriend
1 Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!
Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !
Your teeth are really white (you are really black)
A group of idiots fly south, one minute in S, the other in B.
5 Pack and pack, keep loading, are you tired?
You're not cold on such a cold day (you are so cheeky)
People like you are really rare in the world!
As soon as you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the thousands of roads.
The world is bigger than what you lack.
10 You are Korean, and your whole family is Korean!
1 1 Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.
12 Wish you an early success! (Go to heaven soon)
13 how far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light
14 I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away.
15 were you thrown three times and only caught twice when you were born?
16 wants to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.
17 The mask has been worn for a long time, and that is the face.
I still have you on the 18 button because I want to see how you were dumped by her as garbage.
You just bought PetroChina on 19. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec.
Mosquitoes will want to commit suicide if they bite your face.
The third sentence of scolding ex-boyfriend
1: I want to hook up with you and believe like a child that beautiful love is fate; I want to hook up with you, and it is doomed to agree on the sweetness of this life like a child. Agree to hold hands and never break up in this life; Agreement has made the heart of love, and you can't change your mind in the afterlife.
2. When you are in love, you know the beauty of love; I missed you before I knew what it was like to miss you. Only with you can I know the richness of life.
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