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Thank you for your good sentence.

1, I can't forget going barefoot to the river to touch fish and shrimp when I was a child; I can't forget to hang my nose and play with sand; The most unforgettable thing is that in the evening sunset, I played the flute and rode the group owner to send him home leisurely!

2, the owner is not the wind, I am not the sand, and I can't reach the ends of the earth; The owner of the group is not a cigarette, I am not a match, and there is no spark when it is rubbed; The owner of the group is not time, and I am not time, and I can't reach the horizon anymore.

I am afraid of losing my master, so I hold him in my arms. I want my master to stay with me forever. As soon as my master left, I felt extremely distressed. I have such deep feelings for my master that I think he will understand me, money!

4. How can I put my master's left hand completely in my right trouser pocket and my master's right hand completely in my left trouser pocket? Answer: Just wear your pants inside out.

A while ago, the group owner asked me for money, and I lent it to the group owner very readily. The owner also said that he would pay me back in a few days. Now it's been several months. Why hasn't the owner paid me back yet? I'm sorry!

6. A man and his wife went to the temple to play, but the wife couldn't walk halfway and let the man carry her. When an old woman saw this, she said seriously, "It's useless to see that group owners are also educated people. If his wife is ill, she should go to the hospital earlier. " .

7. In spring, I think all the flowers are in full bloom, in summer, the sunshine is warm, in autumn, the fruit is ripe, and in winter, the snow is blowing in the wind. After the text message was sent, I thought, buddy, it's time to pay back the money!