Humorous SMS greetings

Humorous SMS greetings, in life, when it comes to greetings, I believe many people have sent them to people around them! Greetings are words used to express good wishes to people and are widely used. Here are some humorous messages!

Humorous and funny SMS greetings 1 1. When the white clouds pass by, it is the trace of my missing you; When the stars shine, that's how I miss you; When it rains, it is evidence that I miss you; When it thundered, I prayed to heaven that you were struck by lightning!

2. I took my niece to polar museum to see penguins some time ago. My little mother took my hand curiously and asked, Aunt, why are all penguins here boys? I said, how can it be? There must be a female penguin in it. She curled her lips unhappily. No, I know, all the females wear bows on their heads!

3. You carry forward the past and keep pace with the times, always representing the direction of advanced feeding technology, the source of high-quality feed and the highest level of meat supply! It's Theory of Three Represents's pig! Revolutionary pig!

4. According to statistics, in The Complete Works of Doraemon, Daxiong was beaten by Pang Hu 173 times, scolded by his teacher 60 times, scolded by his mother 327 times, bitten by a dog 23 times and fell into a ditch 14 times. This shows how optimistic Daxiong is to live, and I will definitely stick to it.

I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. Lie on the grass when you are free and watch you eat grass gently!

6. I thought there was something better, but I found the best around me again and again, just like you. At first, I didn't think much of your appearance, but as time went on, I found that you were the most bullied!

7. The wasp chases the white butterfly: You are a white angel, and I love your simplicity. When I met Hua the next day, the wasp stared at him for a long time and said sarcastically, it's very fashionable! Body painting so soon!

8. Xiao Qiang is driving with his girlfriend. Soon a police car followed, Xiao Qiang accelerated, and so did the police. Finally, the policeman caught up with Xiao Qiang and shouted: Don't be afraid, I just told you, you just left your girlfriend around the corner!

9. If I had a happy candy, I would give it to you. May you be happy! If I have two, I will give you one and keep one for myself, and we will be happy together! If I had three pills, I would give them all to you, because I want you to have more cavities than I do!

10, I was ridiculous last night. How could I be so rude to you to do such a thing? I sincerely apologize to you and beg your forgiveness: I really shouldn't have robbed your lollipop.

1 1. Mice love rice recently, which reminds me of you. You are tender and boneless, and your fragile little body really makes me nervous: Damn Mi Chong! Don't hurt my rice!

12, the probability that a man likes a woman in a sea of people and has the courage to date her is1/2000; The probability that this woman likes a man after four dates is1/4; The probability that a man insists on dating the same woman four times is1/2; The final marriage probability of two people in love is1/3; The divorce rate in China is about 1/20. So the probability of two people falling in love and getting old is 19/960000. Please cherish.

13, you are so creative. It takes a lot of courage to live. Everyone is not satisfied with this, but God has a temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world?

14, Xiao Wang works in the personnel department on 10 floor. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the ninth floor. Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: Is Xiao Wang there? The colleague who answered the phone said: Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel. Xiao Wang: Ah! When did this happen? I don't know. I haven't had time to see him off. It doesn't matter. You can find him down there.

15, yesterday, I dreamed of you. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You stand by the blue sea, and I will stab you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard has a hard shell.

16, it is said that texting has four states: emotional catharsis; Make a mountain out of a molehill; Idle harassment; Sincere blessing. I am the last one, I wish you happiness, health, peace and happiness in the new year!

17, life is your welfare home, relaxation is your massage room, happiness is your base camp, happiness is that you meet Uncle Benshan every day, work is someone else's work, you get the money, and the surprise is my message to wish you a happy New Year!

18, this new year message is from the heat wave that swept through! May you have Buffett's financial resources, Furong's compact figure, the social status of the five bars, the enthusiasm of grabbing the salt tide, the fullness of the imperial city, and the happiness you like the longer the house price!

19, I wish you a new year: pies in the sky will always hit you (the probability is 100%), lottery tickets will be won every day (not a dream), marrying a beautiful woman like Lexus (fantasy comes true), and career like Li Ka-shing (pinching my leg) are all true! Remember me when you have money. Happy new year!

20. Sorry, my dear friend. I wanted to send you a long and emotional holiday wish, but I couldn't sleep all night, racking my brains and being utterly confused. . . I still think my blessing to you can't be expressed in words. That's it. Christmas is too late. Please treat me to dinner when the new year comes. Let me tell you something! Hey, hey, happy New Year's Day!

2 1, New Year's Day is coming, while there is no holiday, the celebration party has not started, the blessing message has not broken out, your mobile phone still has room, my mobile phone has not owed money, and I have not sent a message to increase the price. I wish you a happy New Year's Day in advance!

22, Cowherd with Weaver Girl, Yong Dong with Seven Fairies; I deserve my wife, and Yingtai deserves Liang Shanbo; Pie with fried dough sticks, you should have an popsicle. After eating, find a kannika nimtragol I wish you a happy new year!

23. I wish you to become a "super guerrilla" in the new year: if you encounter difficulties, you can survive. The longer you grow, the more you look like a white-faced scholar. Your speech can be full of fun. Worry makes it barren. Happiness makes it this life. Wish you a happy life!

24. New Year's special action: laugh heartily, earth-shattering; Talking crazy, talking about everything; Singing deeply, crying for the sky and grabbing the land; Eat wildly and be happy; Step on your heart and sleep until you are faint; Thank God, information conveys friendship. Happy new year!

25. During the Chinese New Year, Tang Priest added a cotton gown, Wukong added a pair of cotton trousers, Friar Sand added a cotton hat, Bajie, your little hand, don't just play with your mobile phone to read text messages, remember to buy a pair of gloves.

26. Weather forecast for the New Year: Around the New Year's Day, banknotes will be deposited in a large area, including US dollars in Northeast China and North China, British pounds in Northwest China, euros in Central China and South China, cheques in some parts of Southeast China and gold bars in some areas.

27, roll ... roll ... roll ... you roll for me! Get as far away as possible. Oh, no, as round as possible. New Year's Day is coming. Roll out the round eggs, then I wish you a happy New Year's Day!

28. Laugh happily every day. After being happy for a period of time, my mood will get better and good luck will follow. Happiness will naturally knock on the door, so the mentality is the most important. In the new year, I will send text messages to make you laugh happily!

29, distance is not a problem, height does not matter, beauty and ugliness never care. No matter where you hide, I will depend on you to pester you. My name is happiness, and my nickname is peace. Happy new year!

30. I don't usually send text messages to people easily. The person who received my message must be someone who is in conflict with * *, or someone who loves each other. So, kowtow three times, and stand up after three hooves! The New Year in China is coming, so I wish you a happy New Year. Nothing else, just miss you. Please stand down!

3 1, information should be smiling, and a happy mood is indispensable; The information should be sweet, don't be upset all the time; The information is put forward, and good luck will always follow; Information conveys friendship and wishes you happiness!

32. Blow peach blossom red, willow green, blow away the accumulated fatigue in your heart, wake up frogs, blow back swallows, and blow away the happy mood. In spring, I wish you health and safety.

33. I have feelings for no reason, have money but no feelings, have the right to have no money and no heart, and I, a friend with only a "heart", sincerely wish you good food and good health!

34, small tea and wine to drink, good friends and friends get together. Speak in a small tone, play cards and mahjong. The TV and movies are playing and living a romantic life. Have a good life. I wish you a happy life.

35. I am willing to become a thief, steal your true feelings, put them in a romantic heart and fight with my life. Even if there is only one bowl of porridge, I will put it in your hand. It's not enough to love you in this life! Hey! Are you moved?

36, a short message, you don't underestimate, the magic has been applied, and the spell is hard to disappear: open, happy; Reading, worrying, running; Smile, happiness and firmness; Forward, beautiful. Good luck!

37. Hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe. You got it? This is a string of human life code interpreted by aliens, and this is the happiness gene sequence. If you understand, please smile and wish you happiness!

38. I miss everything you think. Garlic is considered an onion. I forgot to use my pedal when riding a bike, and I also paid back the 100 yuan I just found. I think you are almost finished, 1+ 1 all find it difficult. Zhao Benshan as Sun Nan, RMB as dollars. I can't think what you think. I have no style in clothes. I can't have feelings for anyone. My heart has stopped beating. Dear, I miss you so much, please reply to me as soon as possible!

39. The flowers are beautiful and fragrant, and they are blooming. Kind words are touched by true feelings, and words are affectionate. Versatile and happy, the more the better. Come often, bless often and communicate often. Don't forget to keep in touch!

40, hang the blessing on your lips, afraid of being blown away by the wind; Write your blessings on paper for fear of being diluted by rain; Carve the blessing on the ground for fear of being trampled by pedestrians; Think about it, or send it to your mobile phone. May happiness always accompany you!

4 1, send you a wishing tree: full of pistachios, cantaloupes, auspicious plums, warm plums, happy peaches and rich dates, reflecting your smooth fortune in one year!

Humorous and funny SMS greetings 2 1. If you wish me happiness, I wish you happiness; You wish me happiness, and I wish you happiness; You wish me health and I wish you happiness; You wish me luck and I wish you happiness; You wish me prosperity and I wish you happiness; You wish me peace and I wish you happiness; Are you a little bored now, and then you want to throw away your mobile phone! Look, I have long known that unhappiness has serious consequences!

2. How should people live this life? Don't be too cold in winter, too hot in summer, don't pretend to be poor if you have money, and don't show off if you don't have money. It's better to smile than to frown. Friends often remember, happy life!

3. I wish my life is getting better and better, my age is getting smaller and smaller, and my economy is going up again. Villa diamonds and jewels, driving a BMW to show off, making money like mowing grass, I feel very good about thieves, and I am proud to have friends like you!

4, professional hunger is called weight loss, professional pinching is called massage, professional daze is called deep, professional laziness is called leisure, professional persistence is called persistence, and professional persistence sends you text messages to call friends!

5. If it is a flower, it must bloom brilliantly and make spring jealous; If it is grass, it should thrive and be envied by green trees; If you are cute, you should eat fatter, which will make you taste better.

6. Oh, my God! My mobile phone is poisoned, and I will bless you automatically. I wish you a comfortable life, progress every day and a bright future; Feelings develop rapidly, and the house is full of romance as soon as possible. I hope you can read happily and infect other users by the way!

7, one mountain can not tolerate two tigers, unless one male and one female; Take the initiative to pay for feelings, unless that person is occupied; Don't delete short messages at will unless the content is unreliable. As a sign of sincerity, I wish you health and happiness forever!

8. A world in a flower; In a cup of tea, there is true feelings; A message, a greeting; A love, a lifetime blessing. At the beginning of the new year: a new beginning, releasing new hope; A new journey, and strive for new success.

9. At this moment of sharing happiness, missing friends and realizing dreams. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, a happy holiday, good health and a happy family!

10, finally understand that I am the one you are looking for, and you are waiting for my appearance. When you called me, I was already in no way back, and my mind was blank, so I had to go to you ... the traffic police.

1 1, wearing a cotton-padded jacket because of the cold weather; The umbrella was propped up because of the rain; I texted you because I was wrong ... Can you forgive me?

12, if men can't get women's understanding. Even if there is gold under your knee, so what. I knelt down 100% to make amends!

Do you want to be happy? Think about it! The secret of conveying your happiness: keep healthy, laugh more, control your emotions, be optimistic, exercise, keep in touch, be open-minded, make friends, work hard and keep a low profile. Practice hard and ensure happiness!

14, May the bright and festive Spring Festival symbolize and warm you every day and night of the year. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and a happy New Year!

15, I wish my friends peace and happiness! Give this "overweight" blessing to the most special friends in the atmosphere of the Spring Festival. Happy spring festival!

16, friendship is sharing weal and woe, giving everything to help each other; Wrong time is good advice, inspiring each other; It is sincere comfort and timely help when you are lost; Is to cheer together and share happiness when you are successful. I wish you happiness!

17, eighteen happy flowers; 28 get married and start a family; Unit 38 is home; Finally raised four or eight children; 58, waiting to go home; Sixty-eight, travel all over the world; Seven, eight, eight, support yourself. May you be eighteen forever!

18, Love: You said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which made me feel tired and miserable, so I sent a text message instead, exquisite and not expensive!

19, I have a crush on you. The first time I saw you, I thought you were the most suitable person in my life, but my only regret was ... sorry, I sent it to the wrong person.

20, because of you, let me feel-fresh air doesn't care whether there is sunshine or not! You make my world beautiful!

2 1, the weekend is coming, I hope you are in a happy mood, live a carefree life, hum a little song, be happy and sweet, eat oil all over the floor and sleep with your eyes closed. Oh, my God, you are such a cute little pig!

22. You are the one who loves me and I am the one who hurts you. I am willing to heal your wound with my heart and hold hands again. ...

23, ducks are too noisy, always love to croak, kittens love to spoil, always meow, and puppies are always too noisy; You'd better count, even on weekends, stay in the circle and sleep. Have a nice weekend!

24. Midnight Ghost: In a village famous for corpse-driving in Xiangxi, as long as you put on a black coat at midnight 12 and comb your hair in front of the mirror 12 times, you will see … dandruff.

25. A white dove is educating her children. She saw you just basking in the sun and said, look, if you don't study hard, you'll have to burn the boiler naked! Happy weekend, man!

26. In this warm season, I give you my sincere wishes and deep thoughts. Happy Spring Festival, congratulations on making a fortune, abundant financial resources and good health!

27. forgive me I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, then continue to call me and scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

28. You forget that there is no beautiful you in eternity, but as long as you are in the cycle of generations, that is enough for me!

29. Are you safe in the distance? In the distant thoughts, what has changed is my face, and what remains unchanged is my heart that I love you forever. In the new year, in the days we spend together, I will try my best to make you happy.

30. In addition to the eternity of life, there is my accumulated love for you year after year and my increasing concern day after day. Happy new year, lover!

3 1, human head is used for thinking, human hands are used for doing, human feet are used for walking, and human anus is used for ... cutting shit?

32. Make money, get paid and have a rest after a busy week! I haven't contacted you for a long time. I hang on to your money day and night. I miss you so much that I'm going crazy. Invite me to eat hot pot at the weekend, even if I thank you, I will be relieved!

33. Your performance makes me feel that my taste is very low! Maybe I am. I just found out today. Your image has shrunk!

34. Today is the weekend. I solemnly tell you: sleep when you are sleepy, lean on the sofa when you are tired, laugh when you are happy, enlighten me when you forget your troubles, treat me to sweet cakes when you miss me, and trip over by ants when you go out!

Please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I will wait for you next time. Will you stand me up?

36. May cheerful songs haunt you all the time. May happy years be with you forever. Bless you: Happy Spring Festival, good health, happy family and all the best!

37. My friend, may you fly over the vast sky, the boundless wilderness and the bright galaxy until you stand at the top of the rainbow. I ask you to do the following three things: be sure to succeed, be sure to be happy and be happy!

38. Excuse me! I'm terribly sorry, forgive me! No? Then give me a kiss! Can't you? Ok, ok, I wish you good health and all your wishes come true, ok? I'll give it to you. You can call me or scold me.

I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

40. From a distance, you are a beautiful woman who smiles shyly in the wind. On closer inspection, it turned out that the old demon was playing tricks; From a distance, you are a handsome guy who dances gracefully, but from a close distance, it is difficult for Bajie to have a complete face. It's the weekend, don't scare me to sleep!

4 1, I won't have a somersault cloud like the Monkey King, but I can fly to your side! I will transfer instantly like a magician, but I can spend a dime to send you a blessing: Happy New Year and all the best!