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Recommend 2020 classic personality phrases.

1, you never gave me a look back, but I kept smiling at you.

2, often know each other, in order not to doubt each other; If you don't doubt each other, you can always know each other.

I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

I look at you smiling, silent, proud and lost, just like now, so I am happy with you, and I am sad with you, but I have always stood in the present, and you will always stay in the past.

5, languishing in the window moss of cesium and technetium at night, watching sodium makes me sad and happy. I know day and night through the sticky holes and empty places made of iridium, and the crystal elk is drunk and lonely in the bitter whisper, facing the night maple above the rain.

6. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

7. I want you to know that there is someone waiting for you forever in this world. No matter when and where you are, you know there is always such a person.

8. Your heart is the corner of my sea and the end of the world. I can't go any further. We have traveled to the ends of the earth in this life, not halfway around the world, but accompanied by human beings.

9. I have given everything I should, and I am willing to give it, except to let you know that my heart hurts.

10, if we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and slowly bow our heads, while listening to the story of never getting old.

1 1, which is the lotus under the river bridge. Witness who and whose prosperity.

12, you are the prince in my fairy tale, and I am just a passer-by in your life.

13, I also believe that love can overcome all difficulties; However, difficulties are difficulties after all. This is what I believe.

Do you love me? I have fallen in love with you dangerously. How dangerous is it? I can't live alone anymore.

15, love without love, love without love.

16, you came from my dream, full of my sadness. Gone without a trace. You waved your sleeves and gave me a support. I waved gently, the picture of the car was cut off, I saw your incomplete face, and I waved hard. You squeeze into the crowd and your eyes become confused. At the next intersection, we are still together.

17, I would rather laugh at this tear than cry and say regret.

18, I'm used to your neglect, but I can't ignore you. Because I am afraid of losing your world, even if I feel lonely, I won't say I am sad.

19, I can die for you. When you are in danger, I will give my life to save you. I can't live for you and you shouldn't live for me. The highest state of love is not that one party makes endless efforts for the other, but that you have enriched my life and I have enriched yours. Before we met, we were two people. After we met, we became not one, but one and a half. I keep half for myself, so that I can love you more clearly.

20, loneliness is that there is no one in my heart! Loneliness is when someone in your heart is not around. We always like to verify others' promises to us, but seldom verify our own promises to ourselves. Like is a touch of love; Love is deep love ... yes, don't forget; Cherish what you can't get; Do not give up what belongs to you; The lost things are reserved for future use.

2 1, it is really difficult for people to think and do. Many times, they think clearly and do it by feeling. Many times it makes sense, but it is another matter to do it; Many times, if you know it in your heart, you will be confused when you do it; Many times, I made up my mind and finally felt that I could not compete with inertia. Action is really too difficult, so action is more valuable than thinking.

22, many feelings, all because of wishful thinking, and finally even friends can't do it. Some good friendships finally fall in love with you because of each other's words. If you don't respond, this friendship seems difficult to maintain. After confession, you either become boyfriend and girlfriend, or you can't even be friends. However, you may never want to be just friends.

23. When you want to cry, close your eyes to prevent it from crying; When you are sad, find a place to be in a daze quietly and tell yourself to be strong; When I am lonely, I miss a person quietly and listen to the songs I have heard together. When I was sad, I learned to disguise myself and laugh at others. When you are lost, smile and say nothing to yourself; When I fail, even if I am weak, I will get up and tell others that I am strong.

25, the man I love, must be strong-willed, no ex-girlfriend, no ambiguity with female colleagues, disdain to play with the little girl's brother and sister. He wants to be cruel to other women all over the world, only to me. He must meet the highest standards of a modern husband: he can take it out or bring it back. Especially the last four words represent how much sense of security a man can give people.

A complete collection of funny quotations recommended by Li Li

1, some people, death doesn't matter to me. Some people, I can't let go of them.

When money spoke up, all the "truths" were silent.

3. "Is my face oily?" "Reflecting light, I can't see clearly."

4. Bed rest is the minimum respect for holidays.

I used to play hard, but now I play hard.

6. People like me disappeared for a month without being found.

7. Qianshan is always full of love. Can I add a beauty button?

I don't even want a basin of spilled water.

9. I am still lamenting the small waist of that year. Looking at it now, I hate that I am covered with flowers.

10, I will try to save money! Try to buy an ATM! ! !

1 1. I want to buy things when I'm angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.

12, the first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

I thought about the words "13" and "special efforts", and I did the first four.

14, people like you can only live two episodes in one drama.

15, a girl like you can't get married, even if she gets married, she is still getting married.

16. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal.

17, never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

18, Yue Lao, did you break my red rope?

19, I never hesitated when it was time to stop writing.

20, wearing a tide, the tide is over, it is non-mainstream. Dress sexy, too sexy, and sit on the stage.

2 1, suddenly thought of a very serious academic question, who let 60 points pass.

22. Why are all the handsome guys in the barber shop and all the beautiful women in the red light district?

23. It's noon on weeding day. It's really difficult to attend classes. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

24. Teacher, if you ignore the bell again. Then we have to ignore the bell.

25. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and the other plays dumb.

26. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's that life has turned my mother into a bitch.

27. Don't say that the wolf hasn't eaten mutton for five years. Cats and mice haven't eaten mice since 1940.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

202 1 Funny Space Talk 100 Recommended.

1, benefactor, if you bully the poor monk, he will lose face.

2, myopia from a distance, you are a big beauty, promote a look at the original is a female diaosi.

Don't push me, or I will lose control.

Don't think that just because you look like a wolf, I can treat you as a big pervert.

5, the sky is falling, you hold on first, I'll find a stick.

6. Men and women quarrel. Men are like pistols and women are like machine guns.

7. Do you know what it feels like for a wolf to fall in love with a sheep? That's just to eat its meat.

8. This morning in spring, I woke up in a relaxed mood, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

9. In fact, you have an advantage. Ghosts dare not run to your house at night.

10, I'm in a bad mood now, and I can't do anything but eat.

1 1. If the exam can be upgraded, I'm afraid I still have a negative score.

12, covering the quilt every night, feels like being buried underground.

13, people think I'm meditating, but I'm actually looking at whether a hair on the ground should be picked up.

14, life is too short to be sexy or understand the hard life.

15. Altman doesn't fight small monsters, let Transformers save the world.

16, if you come to No Country for Old Men one day, then come to me for laundry and cooking.

17, life is like an old sow going down the stairs. If she falls, she will never get up again.

18, when we lost our handkerchiefs in those years, we prayed not to lose them on ourselves.

19, it will spread tomorrow, just for fear that one day I don't like you, I will send you to see God.

Never let your face face me, because then I will vomit.

2 1, you like to eat poison that will kill anyone. Can you practice some antidote?

22. Thank you for your smile. I used to panic over my years.

23. You fool fell in love with a liar and have been cheated by a liar all your life.

24. If you don't study, you are a pig; If you study, you are an educated pig.

25. When you find out, you know it's all over.

26. The person who makes you happy has actually been joking with you.

27. He is a fool. If he keeps it for a long time, it will turn into a rotten egg.

28. Time has shown me a real phenomenon, that is, you are a bad person.

Don't think that everything you say is true, but it's no different from farting.

30, wait for a long time, you will be numb, and finally don't know how to love you.

3 1, we are not breathing air, but the air polluted by you.

32. A woman's intuition is accurate, especially when her love has a mistress.

33. There is a feeling that is more painful than lovelorn, and that is self-inflicted.

34. If you really can't pass, then you can die for me.

35. Say I don't love you, but make love to you.

36. Looking at last year's yellowed calendar, we have good memories.

Now that we are strangers to each other, our feelings will not be revived for you.

38. When I am tired of myself, I will start over.

I am a coward who pretends to smile, so don't be afraid of me.

40. You and I are just passers-by in each other's lives.

4 1, sometimes you need to liberate yourself, I'm afraid you will suffocate.

42. I put you in my mouth. Shut up, I'm afraid I'll bite you to death.

43. I want to improve my life. I don't want noodles. I want instant noodles.

44. Our love, the doctor said: He has done his best.

45. When waiting for the bus, everyone said: The imperial army is running fast, and the Eighth Route Army is coming.

I am not a bone, so you don't have to run after me.

47. The teacher suddenly came before the self-study class, and the students told each other that Nima was the student.

48. Wearing a human skin mask and acting like an animal, I think you are even worse than an animal.

49. Singing other people's songs and humming your own tune is called pseudo original.

50. You found a girlfriend and got dumped. Aren't you asking for trouble?

5 1, summer is the best, it makes me fall asleep easily.

52. There are more handsome guys, more fun, more beautiful women and more excitement.

53. When I was a child, I liked to wear a pair of pants with my brother. Who dares now?

54. It is the TV series that cut off my pleasure in watching advertisements, which makes me very bored now.

55. No one says who is the most coquettish, but they are all looking for plugs and sockets.

56. Are you biological or adopted now, that is, ex-girlfriend or post-girlfriend?

57, death is not terrible, terrible is alive to see a ghost.

58. There will be a road in the end, and I can't stop it.

59. When you see beautiful women in the street, you will appreciate them if you look up, and you will be hooligans if you look down.

60. Shout when the road is rough, and I'll leave after shouting.

6 1, you don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

62. Life is sometimes like a computer. It collapses when it collapses. This is not negotiable.

Cigarettes are disobedient, so we "smoke"

64. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

65. If a diamond lasts forever, one will go bankrupt.

66. Will the iron cock rust at six o'clock? You are a stainless steel cock.

67. I am not a prince Why do women always say that she is a princess when they see me?

68, salted fish turn over, or salted fish?

69. I don't want to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

70. My ideals and dreams have come true in my dreams.

7 1, I am not the only stubborn person, but time has always made me stubborn.

72. Your love has nothing to do with me.

73. If there is no result, do I still need to use my hand index?

74. I will go straight ahead and don't show me the back of your head.

The forest is so big, but I can't find a tree to hang myself.

Don't tell me what you said to others. Do you think I am an idiot?

77. Kiss someone's lips before you kiss me. I'm afraid I'll throw up.

78. I grew up slowly and abandoned me day by day.

79. It is not normal for men to be hooligans, and it is abnormal for men to be too hooligans.

80, your outstanding, cross-description: the five senses are very delicate and the combination is very vague.

8 1, don't say love at an ignorant age, because love will change.

82. A lazy person like me, if I know everything you say, that means I like you.

83. After breaking up, I remember your birthday came, and I should forget it at last.

84. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it becomes popcorn, it will still run.

I hate winter. I hug you, but I can't feel the temperature of your body.

86. For several years, Big Wolf has never eaten meat. How did he survive?

Don't promise me easily, I'm afraid you can't do it.

88. Learning to solve loneliness in a child's way means playing with yourself.

89. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

90. People say that they have long hair and short knowledge. I want to learn from Le Jia and kick a bald head.

9 1, dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

92. I can't find a place to walk in iron shoes. Aunt in front asks you to make way.

93. My future husband is definitely a road idiot. Why else wouldn't he come to me now?

94. The teacher said you to my face. He said that if he hadn't advocated environmental protection now, he would have thrown you away as garbage.

95. Every time you show me your dirty face, I have an impulse to vomit you to death.

96. Now the dream can't be realized, because it's nothing in front of reality.

97. I met my ex-girlfriend at a friend's party. He said he would get married next week and asked me if I would go. I said next time.

98. I won't pity you. Nobody wants you. You come back to me. I'm not a thrift store.

99. Sometimes I feel that life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

100, I never knew the gap between us. Now I find that the gap is that you are playing Beijing love and I am playing country love.

Bian Xiao, a classic sentence of New Year greetings, is highly recommended.

1, who are you spending the New Year with! There are elders and Xiong Haizi and myself.

2. The wind is whistling, Ma Xiao welcomes the New Year, and the land of China is full of joy. Dragon and tiger leap with great momentum, and the four modernizations are non-stop. Don't be afraid of the difficulties and obstacles on the road. Qi Xin will work together to create tomorrow. Every family is reunited and happy every day. Happy Year of the Horse!

3. Horses gallop all over the world, and every household welcomes them; The year of the horse is coming, full of energy and magnificent weather. Riding a whip to send blessings, friendship constantly moistens the heart; Good luck in the year of the horse, and everything will go well then!

In A?vagho?a, every family will set off firecrackers when the New Year comes. Family dinner is a big surprise, it is happy in the family. The white-haired man didn't lose his teeth, and delicious food was chewed in his mouth; Childish children are running around and fighting happily. I wish you a family photo of the Year of the Horse, a healthy and happy smile!

5. The snake dances in waves, and riding a horse whips the Year of the Horse. Send blessings to the companions around you, and Ma Pingchuan will be smooth sailing. The old horse is ambitious and ambitious. I wish you all the best in the Year of the Horse and your career in by going up one flight of stairs. Happy Year of the Horse!

6. the year of the horse is determined to hold the golden brick and see if you can work hard. There is no such thing as a free banquet, only sweat. The new year must be changed and the income target doubled. Dare to think and do, leap over the horse and look at the money. May you have many happy events in the new year!

7. Laugh at the happy horse's head, pull the happy ponytail, hold the reins of good luck, and push the successful riding boots. Come on, be happy and lucky for another year, and it will get better and better. I wish you a smooth and sweet journey in the Year of the Horse.

8. Fireworks hold half the sky red, and joy is singing between heaven and earth. Happiness fell in love with a happy family, and wealth stuck to a small house. The lights are gorgeous, the home is warm, and the prosperity is brilliant and auspicious. May you be happy in the year of the horse, and your husband and wife love each other sweetly!

9. Click click click, get out of the way, get out of the way, the auspicious horse starts, the successful horse is in the middle, the happy horse is close behind, and the safe horse is behind. Send you horses to drive you for a year. Happy Year of the Horse.

10, Mimi smiles and can't erase it; Sweet and delicious; Flowers are blooming and fragrant; Light-hearted, don't care; Close your eyes and be carefree; Warm feelings, how beautiful. The year of the horse is coming, I wish you peace and happiness!

1 1. Red lanterns sway the auspiciousness of the Year of the Horse, and the sound of hooves is a fast-paced trend of the times. Non-stop shows people's pursuit of happiness, and people's shouts of joy reflect the positive upsurge of work. I wish the Year of the Horse a bumper harvest of grains, flocks of cattle and sheep, bulging wallets and oily mouths!

12, every red sun rises, every colorful flag flutters, every firecracker explodes and every short message arrives, which represents every blessing I send you. I wish you good health and happiness in the Year of the Horse.

13, the sun shines on thousands of families in the new spring, and the happy dance of the new year dances. Singing popular songs in the prosperous times, blessing messages are often transmitted by radio. I wish your family happiness and well-being, and I wish you a high official and a generous salary. Good luck in the Year of the Horse!

14, falling snow, telling the thoughts; The bell rings again and again, striking the heartstrings; Stars and moons are bright, dotted with dreams; Bless the whispers and pray for peace. The Year of the Horse is coming. I wish my friends peace, happiness and health all their lives!

15,2014 The Year of the Horse has arrived, and thousands of families wish it well. Good luck in the new year and bright future. Apprentices often laugh and make a lot of money. Happiness is like Shounan Mountain in the East China Sea, and the whole family is happy on a spring night. Wish the Year of the Horse Kangtai!

16, Danyang has already started the New Year, showing a new scene of the New Year. Clothing shows the changes of life, the streets are full of excitement and flowers are in full bloom. I wish my friends a happy, happy and successful New Year!

17. Take the lead and the Jade Dragon and White Horse will fly down. Non-stop blessing, the strength of thousands of troops. Whip the whip to urge the horse to make money, and Ma Chenggong will be lucky. Love deeply, get married early, and have a baby named Ma Qiang. Get what you want

18, Longteng Snake Dance is also the Year of the Horse, and an overwhelming number of troops are unstoppable. High-rise buildings have sprung up and BMW cars are crowded. Brilliant career, more energy and more money. The financial resources are rolling and the fortune is getting better. Good luck in the Year of the Horse!

19, in the year of the horse, the spirit is good, getting up early and going to bed early is efficient. The work is smooth sailing, and there is no trouble before success. Love blooms and smiles with affection. Family members are healthy and happy. I wish you a happy and good luck in the Year of the Horse!

20. firecrackers greet the year of the horse, and the door is brightly lit. Every family celebrates the new year, and the whole country celebrates the arrival of the new year. Grandparents laugh at their grandchildren, and children run with red envelopes. How wonderful it is for a family to get together and live a happy life step by step. Happy Year of the Horse!

2 1, red lanterns are hung high, and red couplets are posted on the door. Every household is happy, and the whole family is reunited to welcome the New Year. Firecrackers are at your feet, and fireworks are colorful and high above. The streets are crowded with people, greeting and blessing everyone around them. It's the year of the horse. I wish you all the best and all the best!

22. We should be grateful for the fate of breathing. If our hearts are clear enough, we will find that the sun is close to us and the moon is close to us. Stars and street lamps are shining around us.

23, yesterday and today, how to grasp, the person who knows you best will always be around to protect you, so that you will not be wronged; People who really love you may not say much about loving you, but they will do a lot of things that love you. Happiness will not wait for you all the time, and those who love you and those you love will not appear at any time. Grasp it well and don't let yourself pass by happiness!

24. The New Year has come again, and I'm not late. I wish you an early report, send a message to say hello, do things well, get better and better every day, and get better luck every day. The longer the more handsome. Gold ingot on the ground, money on the wall! Happy spring festival!

25. Couples will accompany you in the festive season, and new people will set a new trend in the New Year. I'm glad to hear that the bride and groom tied the knot in the Spring Festival this year, and I'd like to congratulate them. I wish you two a harmonious and beautiful life, and you will always be United: in heaven, you are a pair of love birds, and on earth, you are a lotus.

26. New Year wishes: year after year, a happy heart, a happy life, a peaceful life and a harmonious family. May every wish in your life come true! Happy new year!

27, the taste of the year is getting stronger and stronger, and the wine is overflowing. Don't be too tired, wife. Doing housework all the year round, I am not busy this New Year. Husband's spoon service, delicious food for you. Have a comfortable year.

On the 28th, on the first day of Spring Festival travel rush Peak, I sent a text message to say hello. The Spring Festival holiday is coming, and I am looking forward to going home. Try to buy tickets in advance and carry valuables with you; Have a nice trip to Spring Festival travel rush!

29. When the purple gas comes from the east, the blessings will follow. Magpies climb plum blossoms, and Fulu climbs eyebrows. The Spring Festival is coming, and the celebrations will haunt you. On this beautiful day, I send my most sincere wishes to your health.

You say you're welcome, I say please, and I'll accept your position. You are heaven and earth, I am the wind, you are a general, and I am a soldier. Happy new year. I wish the leaders a smile. Forget work and troubles for a while and have a happy New Year. Happy new year!

3 1. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you and your family happiness, auspiciousness and health. Maksima, Le Chi, take a flight of stairs! I wish you a new beginning, a new harvest, a happy new year and all the best in the new year!

32. Spring Festival holiday, family reunion; Eat healthy, remember to remember; Don't drink too much wine and get slightly drunk; Avoid greasy dishes and the meat is reasonable; Don't be too crazy when playing, eating and living are regular; Travel, remember to be safe; Happy and healthy, I wish you all the best!

33. The Spring Festival is coming, and wonderful programs are staged one after another: not singing, but the spread of express delivery; Jumping is not dancing, but the spread of joy; Not a sketch, but a blessing. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

34. The Spring Festival is coming, and the blessings are sent early: I wish you all the best in big and small matters; Lovers, friends and family members are in good health; Sunny, rainy and snowy days, happy every day. Wish: Happy Spring Festival and Happy New Year!

35. May happiness linger, opportunities seize the day, health remain as good as ever, good luck turn into rain and dew, happiness will come as scheduled, friendship will accumulate over time, words will express my heart, and your family will be happy and all the best in the Spring Festival!