Recommend some funny messages or jokes.

(1) is gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; It is a petrel, never afraid of the cut sky; I'm an idiot, still staring at text messages.

(2) Wukong, you clean the glass; Friar Sand, mop the floor. Bajie, as a teacher, I know your situation very well. After careful consideration, I decided to give you a chance to show it-after reading this message, go and clean the girls' toilet.

Tricky:

Have you heard the story "A wise man says yes, a fool says no"? (Better ask)