Interesting rhymes and hurtful sentences

1. A little pig is amazing. At eight o'clock every morning, he eats with his mouth instead of bowls and chopsticks. Do you think piggy is stupid? He's still reading text messages.

If you are too lazy to talk to him, you will never talk. He asked you why you didn't speak, and you said that the dog bit me and I couldn't bite the dog.

3. Tell me how failed you are. Don't say that people want to hit you when they see you. Even dogs want to bark when they see you, and cows want to hit you when they see you. Even these animals don't like you. Why do you say you are still alive?

4. I will be unhappy every time I weigh myself. When I am unhappy, I want to eat.

My advantage is that I can correct mistakes, but my disadvantage is that I never feel that I am wrong.

6. Can you take the initiative to find me? I have to force my circle of friends to get your attention. I'm not entertaining. If you can't find someone, don't come to me.

7. Let's go and have a cup of tea, and the handsome guy will come after you tomorrow. Looking across the ridge, all the handsome guys are my husbands. Love can't stand waiting, so call me baby now!

8. Don't think you are great just because you are beautiful. I love every man like you.

9. When you are idle, you can rely on the Internet and roam in various regions. Frankly speaking, it's not funny. Please don't throw bricks at me.

10 Whenever life knocks me down, I don't cheer up right away. I usually just lie there and take a nap.