The two men teased each other until they laughed.

1. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "Your everlasting"

2. "Do you know? We both went too far. ""How? " "you are too beautiful, I am too fascinated"

3. The roundest moon takes a month to wait for the sunrise tomorrow morning, and it takes a day to wait for it, but my love for you will never stop.

4. Can you protect me like your little brother? I can give my sister to you.

5. You are the most right coincidence I have ever met in my life; You are the whole world in my life; You are the sun with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.

6. I'm full of love for you, but I don't say anything. You know what you know, but forget it if you don't know. The love in my mouth is less than one thousandth of my heart.

7. "It's getting cold" Hmm. "Why don't you come to my arms to get warm"

8. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart

9. How can I relieve my worries? Only hug you.

1. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? "I love you from your mouth"

11. I think you are like a game "My World"

12. so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, could there have been a frost already? and lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight are low ... bow their heads and want to kiss you

13. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will be bubbling at the sight of you in my life

14. Your father must be a thief stealing the stars in the sky.

15. "Go out and turn right and go downstairs, and go straight for 1 meters". Then what? "Civil Affairs Bureau be there or be square"

16. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you caught a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

17. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take care of you.

18. What's wrong with "Come and help me"? What's the matter? "I'm stuck in a world that loves you"

19. "Do you know who I can't live without?" I don't know "of course I can't live without you"

2. "I learned to walk twice in my life". Which time? "Once when I was a child, and once when I came to you that day", the two men laughed at each other. 21. "My bed is neither too big nor too small." What do you want to say? "it's just right for sleeping with you"

22. I don't know when it started, and finding you at a glance in the crowd became my best thing. Wherever I miss you, I can see you everywhere.

23. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "It was the day when I loved you for a day"

24. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.

25. Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.

26. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you pluck my heartstrings?

27. Let's play Woodenhead. Don't move. Ok! I lost. Why? Because I'm heartbroken

28. I'm always dizzy recently. Do you know what the reason is? No, because love makes people dizzy.

29. I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. Let me count on my fingers. You don't need me in your life.

3. "I think you look like a relative of mine." "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

31. "Let's go eat noodles" and "What noodles"

32. I've been looking for a shop recently. Do you know any shops? It's your call.

33. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart"

34. How many times do I have to repeat it? Skills of covering questions: choose short if you are short, and choose long if you are short. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I choose you out of all your choices.

35. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

36. "How can I relieve my worries? Only violence …"? Huh? " "... hug you"

37. "I want to change my avatar". What kind? "You are like this"

38. "If you are spring tea, do you know what I am?" I don't know "I am boiling water because I want to soak you"

39. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like looking for trouble."

4. "You know what? We both went too far. You are too beautiful, and I am too fascinated. Let's laugh and make people laugh.

1．. I saw a fat girl walking slowly on the treadmill in the gym. I went to remind her: Sister, you have to speed up, or you won't lose weight. Sister listened to the wronged answer: I adjusted it very fast, but it slowed down as soon as I stepped on it!

2. In the morning, the manager came over and said to eat breakfast quickly and tell you something after eating! Me: work is important, you go first, I'll eat later! Manager: The company has laid off employees, so you have the strength to pack your things after eating breakfast. . .

3. I feel that I have reached the peak of my life in 2 a month. I am still single, and I dare not make a girlfriend because I am afraid that my girlfriend will try to get my money.

4. It's autumn. When I open my wardrobe, I should go shopping. When I open my wallet, I'm still young and not cold.

5.a: Brother, can you lend me some money? B: I'm going home to discuss it with my wife. A: Don't you have no wife? B: so it's not negotiable!

6. there is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.

7. When Lao Wang entered the age of no doubt, he felt more and more that his ears were useless, so he went to the hospital for treatment. Lao Wang: Doctor, my ears are getting worse and worse. Recently, I can't even hear my own fart. Doctor: Take this medicine and see, the situation may get better. Lao Wang: Can my ear disease be cured? Doctor: That may be impossible, but it can make your fart louder.

8. Birds of a feather flock together, which is why my list is so beautiful.

9. I read on the news that a couple of middle-aged men and women kissed for half an hour on the bus, and the passengers couldn't stand it any longer. They all came forward to criticize: The foreplay of Nima is too long, why don't you take it off? We've been to many stops!

1. Stay with me. At least I love you more than others.

11. You can accept that people who are better than you work harder than you. But if people who are better than you don't work harder than you, you will be confused. Why? Because you are stupid.

12. I am really lucky. I am grateful to know these sincere friends for many years. My attitude towards me has remained unchanged. For example, I didn't get the Mid-Autumn Festival gift last year, but I still don't have the Mid-Autumn Festival gift this year.

13. My wife just gave birth to a second child, and my buddies got together. I couldn't go, so I sent a message: My second child is too young to come. My friend who didn't know the situation called me and said, Come on, just eat and sing, it won't matter. . .

14. Me: Son, what should I buy for my mother when I grow up? Son: House and car. Me: Can't you afford it? Son: I'll only burn it for you later. Me:. . .

15. I don't like you, like a neighbor who ate pepper and got numb next door.

16. Run to the boy you like, say shyly that I'll wait for you on the rooftop after class and have something to say to you, and then turn around and run. The chances of success are extremely high. If you are still rejected, you can turn your head and run away again. If he pulls you, jump into his arms. If he doesn't pull you, just take out the lock prepared in advance and lock him on it, so that he will generally give in.

17. sleepy in spring, tired in summer, lacking in autumn, hibernating and dreaming all the year round.

18. Son comes home: Dad, I got 5 points. Dad is angry: if you fail in the exam next time, don't call me dad! The son came back the next day: I'm sorry, brother!

19. It's too cold in winter, and neither of them wants to get up to make breakfast. My wife says that guessing boxing will decide the outcome. Two people punch at the same time, the wife's fist and the husband's cloth. Husband laughed and said: You lost, get up and make breakfast! The wife said: My fist, your cloth, did you win? Let me ask you, is the fist big or the cloth big? Cloth makes clothes. Can clothes stop the fist? If you don't believe me, you can try. Your clothes can stop my fist, and you win. My husband stopped smiling and got up silently to cook. I am Jesus, his son Coconut!

2. Women are pleasing to themselves, while men are poor to please themselves!

3. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?

4. People have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back.

5. The realistic society ruined my chance to be a good person!

6. Since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on my head.

7. there will be a road in the end, and I can't stop it.

8. wechat is awesome, and it is hard to turn a mobile phone into a walkie-talkie.

9. My heart, even the liver and lungs of a donkey, is enough to feed a dog's stomach.

1. In front of beauty: if there is danger, you should save it, even if there is no danger to create danger.

11. Look at a temple from a distance, and look at our alma mater near, with more than 3 nuns and more than 1, experienced people.

12. I looked down, not because I was afraid, but because I was looking for bricks.

13. all kinds of small talk, all kinds of ditties and all kinds of tunes.

14. maxima are common, but females are not.

15. Iron cloth shirt, golden bell jar, Xiao Li's flying knife, love bullets are whistling, and lovers watch the move.

16. Yi Tianjian, Tu Longdao, Zhang Ba Snake Spear, one general turned into a thousand bones, and jade wore a dragon robe.

17. When the water is clear, there is no fish, and when people are mean, they are invincible.

18. There is a man in my family who has grown up and is over twenty.

19. The wind is light, the clouds are light, and you are singing alone, and your brows are locked and you are full of worries. When I meet a beautiful woman, I make eyes at her, and my mind is swaying.

2. A big woman can't be without power for a day, and a little woman can't be without money for a day!

21. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others praise me insufficiently.

22. even believe in advertisements, you must be stupid to study!

23. Brother, I'm not lonely, because I'm lonely!

24. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor!

25. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the teacher is heartless and affectionate.

26. I didn't know until I went to the hospital that people are easier to hang up than numbers.

27. I always have you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

28. The result of mother-in-law: men are feminine, and women are aunts.

29. Every wine meets a bosom friend with a small belly.

3. I have a small mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

31. Plant cactus instead of letting people lie down!

32. It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

33. Just like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price.

34. The teacher said: The college entrance examination is coming soon, so don't quarrel with puppy love, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess if you don't have puppy love, so as not to be rejected and affect your mood.

35. You have so many pimples on your face that a tractor will overturn when you drive it.

36. I'm a legend. Don't ask which unit I work for.

37. Poor people play with cars, rich people play with watches, and Niu B works overtime to knock on the computer.

38. A buddy with a good psychological quality is just like having no psychological quality.

39. You don't have to count what you have said, but you have to change people you like every day.

4. It's not terrible to have a big belly. What's terrible is that it's big and unexpected.

41. God, did you let summer and winter share a room? Give birth to this damn weather!

42. You have the nerve to lie. How dare I not believe it?

43. Pigs have pig's thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig-it is Bajie!

44. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

45. The so-called puppy love is just raising a wife for others.

46. Don't buy useless things no matter how cheap they are; People who don't love, no matter how lonely they are, don't rely on them.

47. Even the ugliest people can get married, and even the most beautiful people are single.

48. People who say good night to sleep are often still showing off in an ostentatious manner half an hour later.

49. A lazy cat frantically pursued a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat treated the mouse with all kinds of care, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very moved: Why are you so kind to me, dear? Hey, hey, the cat smiled and said, You'll know when you get fatter.

5. A roommate, determined to start losing weight, vowed to talk in front of all roommates: Fat, I'll fight with you. A month later, I failed to lose weight, and I said gently in front of all my roommates: Dear Fat, you won again this time.

51. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

52. If diamonds last forever, one will go bankrupt!

53. Go your own way and let others take a taxi!

54. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

55. Taking pictures is to seize the opportunity, and deliberately it will never be good.

56. White plus black: step on one person during the day and don't get sleepy; Step on one more person at night and sleep soundly.

57. Don't open the ribbon of the gift. At first, it's full of expectation, and at last it's corrupt.

58. Think about the salary ratio, forget it, and don't want to live.

59. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

6. if I don't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

61. You are too short! Let me borrow your binoculars and see more clearly. Am I not handsome?

62. I want to make a download software, and its name is Ear Cover. Because lightning can't be heard.

63. People lose weight, waist and buttocks. Why do you have to start with brain cells?

64. Nowadays, touch screens are popular in mobile phones and computers. A friend especially felt: Now that technology is developing so fast, it's hard to say which day TV will touch the screen. Another friend said: you are stupid! Do you have to walk over and poke with your finger if you don't need a remote control?

65. Don't fool around, or life will confuse you.

66. If this is not love, then I'd rather sell cabbage.

67. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow on me, which is an insult to my dark circles!

68. hanging out will get annoying sooner or later.

69. Success is% talent plus% not being distracted by the Internet.

7. I have three highs, I am tall and intelligent, and I use BBK.