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2022 Laba Festival classic blessing text messages

1. The Laba Festival is here. I use lucky rice, pistachios, beautiful beans, fortune dates, contented kernels, wishful honey, healthy sugar, and worry-free water to make a bowl of Laba porridge for you. I wish you every day Everyone is happy!

2. The road of longing is endless; the rainbow after the rain is a beautiful moment; the clouds in the sky are blown away by the wind; the boat in the heart is sailed by love; the starless night is filled with love. The lamp is a companion; I don’t see you, I only miss you! I miss you during the Laba Festival

3. No matter on the roadside, at the seaside, or in the sky, good luck will always be with you. No matter in the past, present or future, I will always give you the warmest care and hope you become the happiest and happiest person in the world. Always smile and always have good luck! Here’s to you on the Laba Festival.

4. In order to thank friends from all walks of life for their critical support to me over the years, a special reward event will be held before the Laba Festival! Anyone who has an important position in my heart will receive a value of 0.1 yuan provided by me. A free blessing message.

5. Friends are heaven, friends are earth. With friends, you can stand upright with heaven and earth. Friends are the wind, friends are the rain. With friends you can control the wind and rain. Wealth is not permanent, but friends are eternal wealth! Happy Laba Festival!

6. Laba Festival is here, I hope you face it every day with the mind of the sea; sleep soundly with the feeling of a piglet; sleep with the feeling of South Africa Basking in the sun; spending money with Gates' dollars; getting drunk with Bush's daughter; using Bin Laden's method to evade taxes. Happy every day!

7. I want to use: a wisp of (love), a tree (red bean), a spoonful of (honey), when the moon is full, I will let the Jade Rabbit send it to me (*^v^*) Special eight-treasure porridge!

8. How long can a cloud float? How long can a burst of rain fall? How long can a bouquet of flowers bloom? How long can a smile hang on your face? If you ask me how long I can bless you, I say: As long as your heart beats, so long will you wish! Happy Laba Festival!

9. May your life be: Pepsi Cola, happiness in everything, sprite in mood, Red Bull in work, oranges in love, Wahaha every day, happy man every day, every month Le Pepsi, Lego every year, always eye-catching, beautiful every year!

10. Latest weather forecast: before and after the Laba Festival, there will be a large area of ??banknotes, North American banknotes in Northeast China, rubles in northwest China, and central China British banknotes in South China, checks in some areas of the southeast, and gold bars in some areas

11. The moon is poetry, the starry sky is painting, may all happiness accompany you; greetings are spring, care is summer, and I wish all friends I treat you sincerely; tenderness is autumn, romance is winter, and may all happiness follow you.

12. The sound of rain wishes you peace. The rain washes away troubles. The raindrops carry away your thoughts. The raindrops fly down your heartstrings. The raindrops fulfill your wishes. The raindrops moisten your heart. May happiness always be with you.

13. May happiness be like dog skin plaster that sticks to you, good luck be like dog poop that you often step on, and happiness be like flies that surround you.

Wealth is like garbage that you catch everywhere, and unexpected surprises are like mice that always make you scream! Happy Laba Festival!

14. I eat rice every day, and all I think about is you! I never eat it Noodles, I just want to meet you! I don’t drink soup for a single meal, and I miss you so much that I feel anxious! I only drink wine and don’t eat vegetables, but I will love you in this life!

15. It is dark where there are many stars. There will be less. Where there are more smiles, there will be fewer worries. When there is less loneliness, you will be in a good mood. When you are in a good mood, everything will be fine! I wish: everything goes as you wish during the Laba Festival!

16. I click the whole spring Seeing your smile, I copied your smiling face and pasted it in my heart. I downloaded my thoughts and saved it forever. I opened my mobile phone and sent you the most sincere blessing: Happy Laba Festival!

17. If you are the sea, I will be the seagull, following you; if you are the flower, I will be the butterfly, surrounding you all day long; if you are the cabbage, I will be the farmer, taking care of you and protecting you You, pouring feces on your head every day!

18. You were born in a natural disaster three years ago, and you have been deficient in calcium since you were a child; you have had poor nutrition since you were a child, and you still have a low IQ; your position is not high, But you have high blood pressure and high blood lipids; you don’t speak in conferences, but you have myocarditis and prostatitis; your political achievements are not outstanding, but you always have a herniated disc!

19. Gather the sunshine of the Himalayas and gather the breeze from the ends of the world , quench the blessings of Mount Gangdise, attract the wealth of Bill Gates, give it to you as a gift, happy Laba Festival!

20. Laba Festival wishes for your life: Pepsi Cola, happiness in everything, and a spritely mood. Work is a red bull, love is bright and orange, Wahaha every day, happy man every day, happy with Pepsi every month, happy with Lego every year, always eye-catching, beautiful every year! If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; if you Worry, I will wipe away your tears; if you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world... I just want to give you my true love!

21. Don’t ask for eternity, just ask for what you once had! Don’t forget what you once had; cherish what you can’t get; don’t give up what belongs to you; keep what you have lost as a memory! Don’t forget yourself on Laba Festival!

22. I wish you all the best on Laba Festival! My friends, in the new year: if you have more money or less, just have it all the time; if you are handsome or ugly, you should be pleasing to the eye; if you are old and young, you will be healthy; if you are poor and rich, it is good if you are kind; if you have any troubles, it will be good if you understand them; A person’s life is as long as it is peaceful!

23. I want to warm you with sunshine, decorate you with starlight, intoxicate you with fine wine, satisfy you with delicious food, dazzle you with fireworks, and drown you with happiness, but I haven’t been God for a long time, so I can only send you text messages to wish you a happy Laba Festival!

24. Let peace take the fast lane in winter, let happiness embrace you gently, and let difficulties look at you with admiration. , let troubles bow their heads and walk away quietly, let auspiciousness take special care of you, and let happiness smile at you forever! Happy Laba Festival!

25. A trace of sincerity is worth a thousand taels of gold; a trace of warmth is worth more than a thousand taels of gold. Thousands of miles of frost, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness; a text message brings all my wishes! I hope your career will not be earth-shattering and you will be successful. There is no need to tell riddles about friendship, just think about it. There is no need to have endless amounts of money, just enough. Life does not need to be over a hundred years old, as long as you are healthy. You don’t need to have many friends, as long as you are there. My good friends wish you a happy Laba Festival!

26. You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; you are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart. , it’s a pity that it has been opened!

27. The moonlight is beautiful, but it cannot be compared with the comfort of friends; the stars are beautiful, but cannot be compared with the decoration of friends; the night sky is beautiful, but cannot be compared with the preciousness of friendship. May you be accompanied by happiness every day and sweet dreams every night... As the weather gets colder, I wish you good health; although you are busy at work, may your mood be high!

28. The road of longing is endless; after the rain The rainbow is a beautiful moment; the clouds in the sky are drifting away with the wind; the boat in my heart is sailing with love; the starless night is accompanied by lights; I don’t see you, I only miss you! I miss you on Laba Festival

< p> 29. I don’t know if you are doing well during this year’s Laba Festival, but my situation is not good. All I feel is you, before and after, left and right, inside and outside my head, up and down - do you miss me?

30. The Laba Festival is here, I hope you use it every day Face the sea with a big heart; sleep like a pig; bask in the South African sun; spend with Gates' dollars; get drunk with Bush's daughter; use Bin Laden's method to evade taxes.

Happy every day!

31. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal happiness to you! I have never cheated anyone, but I want to deceive you into happiness! I have never harmed anyone, but I want to abduct someone. I am happy for you! I have never relied on anyone, but I want to grab peace for you! Happy Laba Festival!*_^

32. I wish you a happy Laba Festival, a sunny face, a proud love, and a proud career. , the bad luck will go away, everything will be on the right path, and the coming year will be prosperous and forward!