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What kind of experience is it to be teased by ugly people?

I feel really disgusting. Handsome people are called Liao, and ugly people are called sexual harassment. I had such an experience once.

I broke up with my ex in my sophomore year, crying like a river. That's the pain in my heart. That night, a senior who had graduated from the department found me. Then, of course, Senior Big Tail Wolf will invite a beautiful roommate out for dinner! But I seriously doubt whether he has read too many novels by the overbearing president, because he sent a short message to my roommate-"Come out for dinner on Friday, and I will wait for you in xxx." Beautiful roommate: "? Who are you? Sorry, I have something to do on Friday. " "Come out, eat a meal and won't take you how, which have so melodramatic? Besides, you drank my milk tea, why didn't you agree to my request? " Beautiful roommate: "? Mental derangement! " And then decisively hacked him.

The senior still didn't give up, and found me again. He texted me and asked me why my roommate didn't go out with him after drinking his milk tea. This is unqualified behavior. I said, senior, I respect my roommate's choice. I can't influence her choice. Brain-dead senior: "Then you cheat her out on Friday. We are in the same department. " Me: "... crazy! "

On the night when I broke up, the brain-dead senior of Big Tail Wolf mentioned above suddenly came to me and said something. Out of politeness, I braced myself and answered him politely. But he really talks a lot ... I really can't stand talking until twelve o'clock, so I decisively said good night and decided that if he came to see me again tomorrow, I would pretend to be dead. Big-tailed wolf brain-dead senior: "Wait, you broke up?" Me: "Hmm" the real me: "zzzzzzz ……" Then when the mobile phone woke me up again, I was horrified to find that my senior sent me a long confession.

This is really the words of a brain-dead senior. I have never seen such a brazen person who turns black and white upside down. I've never seen such a poor metaphor. This Qiong Yao accent makes my hair stand on end and I can't speak for a moment. Then he went on to send: "I regret that I dare not confess to you because of my inferiority, otherwise you wouldn't have met him and those things." But now, I won't be weak anymore. I will make up for the two years I missed. "

The real me: "ouch ~".

Well, his words completely angered me, and I replied, "Hello, senior. I am unmoved by your writing, but I have a few questions. I hope you can enlighten me. " You said you fell in love with me at first sight, but how can I remember that you chased my roommate and threatened me when you were a freshman? Did I remember wrong, or did you knock your head and lose your memory? So, who told you my privacy? Please tell me his name, and I will thank him well. Finally, if you are really afraid to confess to me because of your inferiority complex, please continue your mellow inferiority complex! " .

Brain-damaged senior: "How can you trample on my mind like this? ! Huh? No, I won't give up, I love you, it has nothing to do with you! " .