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1. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

It doesn't matter that not every apology can be exchanged.

I'm really busy recently, and it's even difficult to guarantee 16 hours of sleep every day.

4. Rock, paper, scissors, whoever loses will take off his pants ~

5. Play dumb. If you do it well, you will be as stupid as you think. Well done is called deep.

6. We are walking on the road. When we see children, we go over and kick them to prove that we are not pedophiles …

7. If you can't bear it, bear it again!

8. I swear I will never swear again!

9. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

10. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father hit me hard in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

1 1. Sponsor, I am a poor monk, I can't heal my wound through clothes … I am guilty …

12. There will be a pig who loves you for me.

13. The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke.

14. Because I am extremely poor, I have been doing homework for primary schools in winter and summer vacations for a long time, bullying other students for primary school students, and my business includes: coolie handling, clamp welding, water and electricity, bricklayer, smashing walls and digging holes, toilet and sewer drainage, VF, C++,. NET, Java, asp, assembly, flash, writing papers, taking CET-4 and CET-6.

15. I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

16. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

17. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

18. Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...

19. No matter how ugly a woman is, she is a girl. If she is a girl, she has the right to be hit! ! Why don't you hit on me?

20. If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single.

2 1. China seems to have lost his soul without me. This view is not good.

22. If there is no accident, I believe that if you can't talk to me for three and a half sentences, you will be conquered by my personality charm, and you will suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I suggest you save it. My 108 email address is flooded with beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

23. The bombarded head will also produce a lightning crack.

24. I am 23 years old, everyone loves me, flowers are in full bloom, and cars have a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk in the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

25. Today, I went out and bought some cheap vegetables for rabbits. After a turn, the cheapest cabbage is 2 Jin Yuan. It seems that my rabbit will die soon, and I can't afford to keep it.

26. What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

27. Nowadays, there are fewer and fewer female perverts in society. If I meet her, I won't let her go.

To avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married.

I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.

30. I am different from you because I am human.

3 1. When I was a child, my dream was not to be a scientist, but to fantasize that I was the master of the landlord's family. My family has a thousand hectares of fertile land, and I am ignorant all day long. I have nothing to do but lead a group of dog slaves to the streets to flirt with a good girl. ...

32. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough to use.

33. As long as there is electricity, my qq will be online.

34. A sleepless night, wandering thoughts, escalating temper, something to play with easily, nothing to bypass, and those who don't follow will be destroyed.

35. Lie down where you fell.

36. Friendly reminder: The user's signature is too personal and is automatically blocked by the system!

As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure. . .

38. It is said that 80% of online status displayed on QQ is on-hook, and 80% of offline or invisible status is online.

39. Shh ... Don't tell them I did something good, it will affect my image. ...

40. I am determined to unite all mankind. Please vote for me.

4 1. As a smoker, you must have three conditions: cigarettes, lighters and shameless charm when smoking ~

42. Why is the dust on the table gone? There is also a phone number on it. ...

Lingling, Lingling, another ice cream.

44. Now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many men and women now!

45. People you like don't appear, and those who do don't like it.

46. If you are ugly and want to video, please respect yourself! ! !

47. I: Yushu is facing the wind, majestic, with eyebrows and stars. I am kind and handsome, and I am an absolute beauty. I also have a bronzed complexion, a strong body and strong arms, a soft character on the outside, meekness in the wild and debauchery in the melancholy. I'm just a role model for men and a gospel for women.

48. Many times, I like someone else, but she doesn't know it; More often, I hurt others without knowing it.

49. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

50. When a man cheats, his IQ is second only to Einstein ~

5 1. Love is like poop, once the water is washed, it will never come back ~ Love is like poop, once it comes, it can't stop ~ Love is like poop, but it's different every time ~ Love is like poop, sometimes it's just a fart after a long effort!

52. As long as the hoe dances well, what corner can't be dug down?

53. Your dirty smile-I can't even find it with Baidu.

Dad asked me why I learned to smoke behind his back. I said, "I'm depressed if Taiwan Province doesn't pay it back!

I always think of you when I feed the pigs.

56. Flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate them.

57. I'm glad I got enough 1.50 yuan again. I can finally surf the Internet again!

58. Fighter among scum, VIP among scum.

59. I used to be an angel, really! When I arrived, God kindly said to me, "Go, son, you were born to make up the exam.

60. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

6 1. I'm not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me!

62. Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person has earned at a glance.

63. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.

64. I, as far as IQ is concerned, can immediately answer 8 of the 10 brain teasers; As far as knowledge is concerned, when I was 10, I had been studying for 8 years. There are only 10 minutes left until the paper is finished. I can dictate a beautiful article, record it, change up to eight words, and then I can publish it. As far as memory is concerned, I can only remember eight of the telephone numbers in 10 once. As for endurance, I can urinate at 10 in the morning until 8 o'clock the next night. ...

65. Is there true love? Of course, there are many in TV series.

66. Don't test people, they can't stand the test.

67. When will you invite me to dinner? I'll go out and buy you a packet of crispy noodles later.

68. As long as Taiwan Province Province is not recovered, I can't pass Grade 4 in one day.

69. Men can be romantic but not obscene, and women can be romantic but not have an abortion!

70. Behind every successful man, there is a woman; Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death

But I am invisible, you are online, you are online, I am invisible.

Every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

For the sake of the motherland, the next generation, no matter how ugly, should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

Protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

Once diamonds were eternal, but now one is bankrupt.

When you have money, you lose your family. When you have no money, you worship God.

Memory is an encounter, forgetting is a freedom.

What we lack is not the opportunity, but the courage to zero ourselves in front of the opportunity.

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

In Me Before You, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

Let some people get rich first, then eliminate those who can't get rich, and finally achieve common prosperity.

I woke up in the morning and found that the pillow was wet. I thought it was crying, but later I realized it was saliva.

Just like summer dress, spring is exquisite, autumn is rich and winter is solid.

Unhappy marriage, even if you choose a pair of small shoes, you know it is not suitable.

But I tried to run in time, and finally, my shoes or those shoes were worn out because of injury.

Flip a coin if you are bored. Positive words show that you like me.

On the other hand, you like me very much. If you stand up, it means that you will always like me.

Less young and ignorant, more understanding of the meaning of life.

I know how to manage my wonderful life.

Be a man, be a Edison Chen, and use DV in everything.

Others start from zero, and I start from negative numbers.

God gave us youth and youth.

I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall.

Character determines fate, and brain determines pockets.

A shy man hitting a woman is like eating crazy roasted wings, and his face is always red.

How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

Does the emperor still remember Doraemon by Daming Lake?

You can't satisfy all people, because not all people are human.

I am relieved to know that it is worse than me.

If you can't stand it, you can stand it again.

I am a gourd doll in the mountains, and I have never seen Altman in the city.

People who are not smart are bald like everyone else.

Looking for a wife locally, looking for a lover from other places.

Li Bai slept soundly at the foot of my bed with such a bright thread.

If the contraceptive effect is unsuccessful, it will become an adult.

The back waves of the Yangtze River stabbed the front waves and died in a hospital bed.

The forest is so big that I can't find a tree to hang me.

When * * turns the night in bed again, the sun is born.

Are you kidding? Everyone is busy.

Don't call me a housewife, call me Madame Curie.

The beginning of life is beautiful. You are naughty, so am I.

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Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of brain diseases is to have a brain.

Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and take some money to hold a money field.

Take the pig's road and let the dog talk.

Once I was a treasure, now I am a grass.

Do you know how I died? Empty.

I never hold a grudge. I usually hold a grudge, so I reported it on the spot.