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Why do you want to eat zongzi during the Dragon Boat Festival?

1. Put "Zongzi" at will and go to the mountains and seas.

2. Good tea is clear and light, and the more delicious it is, the more fragrant it is; A good friend is simple, the longer the more true; Good fate is long and lasting, and sincere friendship is unforgettable!

3. Sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty. Zongzi enjoys every taste of life.

4. The party is too vulgar, and I am too lazy to sleep. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, so let's go to rob the tomb! In Notes on Grave Robbery, the dead body is called Xiao Zongzi, the zombie is called Da Zongzi, the leaves of Zongzi are the shroud, and your weapon is Ma Lian rope! Come if you dare!

5. The Dragon Boat Festival is just around the corner. I hope you will make a blockbuster in your career, have a safe life, make a profit in doing business, and win the grand prize if you buy * * carelessly.

6. You should take care of your health. It's really worrying to hear that you are in such poor health. Take part in exercise when you have time, and play less mahjong. I wish you health every day!

7. The faucet should be small, and you can swallow the world between breaths.

8. The leaves of zongzi are fragrant, and the day will come to Ruiyang.

9. Dragon Boat Festival on the first day of the year, one year old and one year old.

1. Different ways to open festivals have the same feeling of "unbinding".

11. Clouds miss clothes and flowers, cats miss mice and chickens and insects, cows miss pasture geese and grass, rabbits miss carrots and monkeys miss peaches, eagles miss blue sky birds and nests, dogs miss bones and pigs miss troughs, and I will send you zongzi and a short message: Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

12. I am zongye and you are rice, wrapping you layer by layer; How many meters are there in the zongzi, which means how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or the zongzi will choke you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

13. You are really "zongzi" without disguise.

14. I was wrapping zongzi myself that day, and I was about to wrap it, but I didn't know what meat to pack for a long time. Until I suddenly saw you, I decided to pack some pig's head.

15. Teenagers who ride the wind and waves strive for the upper reaches.

16. Kind boy, did you drop the golden zongzi, the silver zongzi or the green zongzi?

17. A good tooth makes zongzi delicious.

18. You are a sentimental crow, you are a lively frog, you are a white sweet potato, and you are a fiery prawn in my heart. I want to bless the fool who read my message: Happy Hala forever, Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

19. It's almost the Dragon Boat Festival, and I can eat my favorite zongzi again, but every time my mother wraps zongzi, it tastes a little worse. I heard that you know Uncle Qu Yuan very well. Will you bring me some authentic zongzi when you come back to his place next time?

2. Not every zongzi has a taste of home.

21. Zongzi is fragrant and fragrant in the kitchen; Artemisia argyi, full of fragrance; Peach branches are inserted in the gate, and when you go out, you can see the wheat is yellow; Sun here, sun there, sun everywhere. Wish my dear friends a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

22. I said that as long as I stand in front of ninety-nine tulips drawn with my heart and make a wish, God will hear me draw flowers all over the room. Finally, God said to me: Make a wish. I said: Happy Dragon Boat Festival to those who want to read text messages!

23. Wish is the wind! Happiness is a sail! Blessing is a boat! The wind of wish blows the happy sail with a boat full of blessings, drifting to the happy you and gently saying to you: You are happy, so I am happy! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

24. On the Duanyang Festival in May, zongzi is fragrant in every family.

25. A sentence about eating zongzi on the Dragon Boat Festival

26. Taste zongzi to be different from it.

27. No matter how thick the leaves are, you can't wrap your thoughts.

28. Your clothes are clean and environmentally friendly, your body is crystal clear and soft, your skin is white and smooth, your heart is colorful, your figure is well-proportioned, your edges are angular and your breath is fragrant. I really like you, dear zongzi!

29. Life is like summer flowers, and "Zongzi" smells fragrant.

3. A hundred battles make a "zongzi".

31, the dream is melodious, and there is well-being around.

32. Life is full of flavors, and "Zongzi" is suitable for you.

33. The Dragon Boat Festival has landed. Send a short message to express your wishes, send a string of zongzi to wish you good things, send a duck egg to wish you a happy life, and send a lettuce to wish you daily wealth and good luck!

34, change clothes, even more "zongzi".

35. Take off your coat. You are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance. When you lick it and take a bite, my heart will fly out of the clouds. Ah, Zongzi, my favorite!

36, step on the accelerator, just for a mouthful full of hometown flavor.

37. Zongzi leaves make it more fragrant, and masks make it sweeter.

38. The high temperature in summer persists, life is boring, revolutionary work is too tiring, personal health is precious, and it is right to eat more fruits and vegetables. If you are bored, you should go to bed, find a time to get together, and the place is not too expensive. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

39. As the Dragon Boat Festival is approaching, I will send you a sweet zongzi: with fragrant blessings as leaves, generous tolerance as meters, gentle reminders as stuffing, and then wrapped with silk thread of friendship. May you taste the beauty of life and the feelings of the Fifth Five-Year Plan!

4, fate, let me meet you; Happy, let me know you; Caring reminds me of you; Friendship, let us be together; Information that I have to send to you; I wish you all the best and a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

41. What should I do if I am hungry during the Dragon Boat Festival? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if there is no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Find bin Laden to practice! What if I miss you? Go to the pigsty and have a look

42. Try zongzi, and it smells good.

43. May health surround you like a piece of zongzi.

44. The Dragon Boat Festival is healthy, and you meet each other, which is different from Zongzi.

45. I wish you a pen and a voyage.

46. Turn off your mobile phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

47. Do you think of me in this story? Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick it and take a bite, and my heart will fly outside the cloud nine! Ah, Zongzi, my favorite!

48. Now, Zongzi is rich in gold. Eating one is more convenient than eating five! Look at me, it's easy to go up to the fifth floor in one breath! Since eating zongzi, my waist is not painful, my legs are not soft, and eating zongzi is also strong!

49. Even the simplest food has its own soul, and there are many flavors in life that cannot be reproduced.

5. After a long period of boiling, you can produce "Zongzi".

51. If you drink a cup of realgar wine, your luck will last for a long time. Eat a fragrant zongzi and be happy with you all your life. Wear a small sachet and live happily for thousands of years, and then have a dragon boat race. This year is another bumper harvest. I wish you good luck and happiness in the Dragon Boat Festival.

52. Someone will understand your amorous feelings.

53, fierce photos, watermelon ripe, five miles, the fifth day, Dragon Boat Festival, really excited, Mi Dou jujube, come and get ready, buy skin, wrap the dumplings, small dumplings, taste fresh, whole grain, look pretty, wrapped in sugar to eat, like a fairy,

54, the dumplings are wrapped in salty and sweet leaves, and the family can tolerate bitterness.

55, red dates, meet glutinous rice, I, meet you.

56. I miss your smile, savor your taste, take off your coat, show your beauty, control my heartbeat, think about my needs, or kill you early ... Ah, Zongzi, happy holidays!

57, no disguise, the same "Zongzi"!

58. Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two digits of their mobile phones can get zongzi free of charge from street stalls. Of course, they should put on scald cream in advance to avoid being spilled by the stall owner's boiling water.

59. Zongzi is wrapped with leaves, and you put on new clothes.

6. The leaves of zongzi are fragrant, and the days are coming to Duanyang.

61, beautiful, "Zongzi" is sharing.

62. In my eyes, the Dragon Boat Festival is a wonderful festival. It is full of the wisdom and good wishes of ancestors and has a warm and romantic atmosphere. Every time I see the blue zongzi and smell the thick sweet fragrance, there will be a feeling breeding.

63. Today is the Dragon Boat Festival! I collect all the beautiful things in the world as raw materials, take worry-free as a coat, take my sincere blessing as a ribbon, and wrap a special zongzi for you! Eat it and you will be happy forever!

64. The road is long, but it's Xiu Yuan, so I will go up and down. Miss your friends when the Dragon Boat Festival arrives, and send text messages to wish you well. Dragon boat is fast and fragrant, and life is more fun and less sorrow. Clothes float and people are beautiful, and everything is smooth and strong!

65. How to spend the Dragon Boat Festival? Jesus said that there is no such custom in the west; God replied, there is no such habit in heaven; Confucius mused: I didn't have this festival at that time! Finally, you say: I invite you to eat zongzi! I'm waiting! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

66. Happy Dragon Boat Festival, even if it is not.

67. Give me a leaf to give you fresh and nutritious.

68. As the boss, I am very cautious in texting. Fame is given by everyone, status is spelled by brothers, and we are responsible for everyone! I have reminded you for decades that the Dragon Boat Festival is here, and the protection fee should be paid this month!

69. No matter how big the world is, love is always the same.

7. The Dragon Boat Festival is a beautiful festival. In this not-so-beautiful reality, some thoughts can be entrusted, so that the heart blinded by dust can get a moment's return in the ancient blue meaning, and the true meaning of life can be recognized, which can make life more real.