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Set yourself 50 automatic reply humorous sentences in qq.
2. On the score.
3. [Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, it's that time is irresistible ~
If you don't come back, you are studying. It's stupid not to come back.
Since then, the mountains and rivers have never met, and I don't know the long and short of the old friends.
6. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning.
7. If you don't answer the news, you are herding sheep. If you don't return it, you will lose it.
8.Jackson Yee's woman has received the message and will reply later! !
9.? You're eating chicken if you don't come back. If you don't come back, the chicken will eat you.
10. I'm installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and awning in the Pacific Ocean. How can your trifles disturb my dreams?
1 1. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.
12. I'm dead. I ask small things, but I feel big things.
13. I compare photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.
14. Hello, I will reply automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.
15. [automatic reply] hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. I can tell her anything, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.
16. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.
17. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. What can you tell me, because I recently found many men chatting with her. I love this girl very much and have a strong possessiveness. I hope the baby won't be hooked up by others. Although Roy is very busy, I will make time for her.
The automatic reply humorous sentence (Part II) set for your qq is 18. I'm sorry, what you sent is still garbled. Can you send it again?
19. [Automatic reply] This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?
20. Hello, our boss is saving the galaxy? Will you come back to chase monsters? You'll know in a moment.
2 1. DuDu, I am a rabbit now. I only talk to carrots.
22. I used an automatic reply to indicate that I still want to talk to you.
23.? I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.
24. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.
25. Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling.
26. I can't move, I can't get through. You are welcome to visit.
27. I want to dance colorful feathers in the red leaves and indulge in your arms.
28. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.
29. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.
30. I don't want you to think. I just want me to think. I don't want to talk to you.
3 1. [Automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, the chicken or the egg?
32. You missed it too many times when I needed you.
33. Feed pigs.
34. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.
35. Welcome to call the customer service hotline of China Sand Sculpture. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for door-to-door chat, 4 for grass, 5 for fire, 6 for others, 7 for online chat, and # for returning. Welcome to leave a message.
36. Welcome to call AWE customer service hotline.
37. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you have anything to do, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.
38. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~
39. The fairy is in the magic fairy castle. Please shout, shout and become a pig.
40. Jianghu is far away, let's go together.
4 1. As long as I have read all these, I will reply to you. Deer niches are full of depression, ponds are full of epilepsy, steel is full of love, and flowers are fed to niches.
42. I am taking a shit. Do you want to come?
43. Wangzai QQ Sugar, don't ask me anything.
44. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.
45. Help the moon find a small dress until I come back.
46. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to ice cream, vanilla.
47. I can't read it back
48. Dad's antique shop, please leave a message.
49. This is krusty krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I fry meat pies in Super Fort crab crab. Please call Squidward Tentacles's pager.
If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig. It's normal for me not to reply to your message. See which fairy is not busy.
A collection of 50 humorous sentences that automatically reply to messages.
Humorous sentences of automatic reply message 1 I didn't see the news just now. Send it again …
2. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.
3. Talk to you later. Reply 4
Although it is hard, I will still choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi
Han Han is hibernating.
6. I am installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and awning in the Pacific Ocean. How can you disturb my dream?
7. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present, and there are 198 people ahead. Please wait patiently ~
8. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.
9. Please press 1 for manual service.
10. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?
1 1. I didn't go back, but went to pull out radish Ooo.
12. Welcome to visit me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I have been here all the time except 24 hours a day.
13. Drink more hot water and dream less when it is cold.
14. I go to the stars in the universe. I’ll be right back.
15. [Automatic reply] This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?
16. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.
17. For others, please press seven.
Humorous sentences of automatic reply message 2 18. What happened? Let's talk about it tonight. Kindergarten is not finished yet.
19. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you need anything, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.
20. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~
2 1. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party's information has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unlock it.
22. Please press three for family chat.
23. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.
24. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harp is harmonious, the fairy sound is lingering, and the singing is light. The so-called life is not lost.
25. Tell Dad to come back
26. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when I am bored.
27. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to ask the horse for advice in advance.
28. Since then, mountains and rivers have never met, and I don't know the long and short of old friends.
29. I want to dance colorful feathers in the red leaves and indulge in your arms.
30. Congratulations on unlocking my cutie.
3 1. [Automatic reply] Fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.
32. Welcome to call China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for home chat, 4 for grass, 5 for fire, 6 for others, 7 for online chat and # for returning. Welcome everyone to leave a message.
33. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with bubble tea potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, dried pork, potato chicken ribs, Sprite coke cans, mango orange, green lemon, apple orange watermelon, dragon fruit and grape ice cream.
34. Press four to continue the grass.
Humorous sentences that automatically reply to messages 3 35. I'm taking a shit. Do you want to come?
36. How many times do I have to say that only money can call me to be an attractive woman like me?
37. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read.
38. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.
39. Stop it, I love you.
40. I am grinding, so I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.
4 1. Stay here and I will buy you some oranges.
42. [Automatic reply] Because you are too fat, running resistance is great. I'll be right there, wait a minute ~
43. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills have cooled down to 1
44. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.
45. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.
46. Automatic reply cannot be read back.
47. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I am here or not.
48. Don't send me messages when I am away. Even if I see it, I won't reply to you, just like a person who pretends to sleep will never wake up, so don't look for me. I am a heartless git, so I stay where I am.
49. Wait a minute. I'll peel the apple for you with Tanaka's halberd later.
50. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.
QQ automatically replies to 50 humorous sentences.
QQ automatically replies humorous sentences 1. This is headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?
Drink more hot water and dream less when it's cold.
I'm going to eat shit. I'll bring you a bubble later.
Little bear, you can only wake me up when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees.
5. The double messenger is online. If there is anything, Euler, nothing is too big.
6. I'm dead, small things ask the spirit, big things * * *.
7.? I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.
8. read it
9. If you don't reply, you've been herding cattle. If you haven't replied, you have lost the cow.
10. Your little cutie is running to your chat interface 800 miles away.
1 1. If you don't come back, you are studying. If you haven't come back, you are stupid.
12. Hello, if you need anything, please flash or call Want Want. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yi. Thank you.
13. Press one for typing and chatting.
14. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with milk tea, potato chips, lollipops, double skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger, chicken nuggets, Orleans crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, big nuts, beef jerky potatoes, chicken chops, Sprite Coke cones, mango lime apples, oranges, watermelons, dragon fruit and grape ice cream.
15. Silent mode is turned on.
16. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play flash or want want team. I'm not here now anyway.
17. Sorry, I'm not here now, so I won't tell you anything later.
QQ automatically replies to humorous sentences 2 18. [Automatic reply] I will come soon because I am too fat and have great running resistance. Wait a minute ~
19. Send a red envelope and I'll decide whether I'm here or not.
20. Ding Dong, my reply password is I love you!
2 1. So, so, what do you want to express?
22. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.
23. Sorry, the content you sent is still garbled. Would you please send it again?
24. I am busy now, but I will be busy later. How do you suggest I take the time to reply you, cutie?
25. Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Flash or the Want Want team. I'm not here now anyway!
26. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with Yibo. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.
27. Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!
28. People who are good in a hubbub deserve to be wronged.
29.? You're eating chicken if you don't come back. If you don't come back, the chicken will eat you.
30. Don't ask me for money.
3 1. Moon convenience store is selling tenderness.
32. From the moon.
33. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~
34. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play the super flash, or you can play the Want Want team. I really can't go to Ryder League. I'm not here now anyway.
All our services are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and have a nice experience.
36. I used an automatic reply to indicate that I still want to talk to you.
37. Rivers and lakes are far away, and they all go to the same place.
38. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.
39. Ask Flash for help if you need anything. Hello, I'm Le Di. Deliver goods on time at all times.
40. 14 Go to Magic Fairy Castle and play cards with Magic Fairy King. If you have something to do, go to Maggie Michelle and Xiaolan and let them tell me through the music box.
4 1. If you don't answer the message, you are herding sheep. If you don't return it, you will lose it.
42. Your message has been sent, and the other party has read it, but it won't reply.
43. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present, and there are 198 people in front. Please wait patiently ~
44. Hello, I'm busy at the moment. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or shooting small monsters, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you through my ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?
45. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.
46. [Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, it's that time is irresistible ~
47. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.
48. Welcome to call AWE customer service hotline.
49. Later, you didn't keep me and didn't look back.
50. Ask your wife to come back
Warm-hearted automatic reply 50 humorous summaries
Warm heart automatically replies with a humorous sentence (1) 1. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message if you have anything.
You stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.
3. [Automatic reply] When the chat skills cool down, you can wake up after transferring money.
I am busy now, but I will be busy later. How do you suggest I take the time to reply to you?
Ding Dong, my reply password is I love you!
6. What brings you here? Did Timis win?
7. What happened? Let's talk about it tonight. Kindergarten is not finished yet.
8. A lifetime is so long, why don't you wait for me?
I can't finish my homework, so I am not here.
10. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.
1 1. I'm Song. She's asleep. She will wake up for you.
12. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to ask the horse for advice in advance.
13. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.
14. I go to the universe to pick stars. I'll be right back ~
15. Don't send me messages when I am away. Even if I see it, I won't reply to you, just like a person who pretends to sleep will never wake up, so don't look for me. I am a heartless git, so I stay where I am.
16. I didn't go back, but went to pull out radish Ooo.
17. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply, the chicken will eat you.
18. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to ice cream, vanilla.
19. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.
20. I sell dusk on earth, and you wait for me to see you when I accept the gentleness of the world.
2 1. DuDu, I am a rabbit now. I only talk to carrots.
22. I don't want you to think. I just want to think. I don't think I want to talk to you.
23. Welcome everyone to come to me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I have been here all the time except 24 hours a day.
24. I'll be back after killing the monster
25. If you are dating Zisi, don't send me a message to avoid misunderstanding.
Warm-hearted automatic reply to humorous sentences (part two) 26. Reply when you are in a bad mood.
27. Your message has been sent to the other party, but you won't reply when you receive it.
28. I go to the stars in the universe. I’ll be right back.
29. [Automatic reply] The wind is too strong ~ La ~ ~ You ~ Say ~ What ~ ~ Yao ~ I ~ Listen ~ ~ Not ~ ~ Clear ~ ~
30. [Automatic reply] Because I am too fat, I have great running resistance. I'll be right there, wait a minute ~
3 1. reply when the object is 3.
32. Your message has been sent, and the other party has read it, but it won't reply.
33. I am grinding, so I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.
34. It's closed today.
35. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.
36. So, so, what do you want to express?
37. I want to be Ichiro and bring you an astronaut when I come back.
38. Dad's antique shop, please leave a message.
39. Please press four to continue the grass.
40. I'm sorry, I think you are too beautiful to reply to you.
4 1. There is sunshine in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn and snow in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.
42. Wait, wait, wait! ..... coming, coming.
43. Ask Flash for help if you need anything. Hello, I'm Le Di. Deliver goods on time at all times.
44. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.
45. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It tastes as bad as blueberry pie of Aunt Marisu next door. I swear to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old friend.
46. [Automatic reply] I am playing a game. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I will stop playing games and hit you directly.
47. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning.
48. Welcome to leave a message.
49. If you don't answer the news, you are herding sheep. If you don't return it, you will lose it.
Super popular qq automatically replies to 50 quotations.
Due to your insincere attitude, the message was not sent successfully.
Kill the monster and I will come back.
You go on talking, I pretend to be listening.
4. Love, protect the big, write your name, you look good, save my mother.
5. Welcome to call AWE customer service hotline.
6. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you need anything, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.
7. Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Flash or the Want Want team. I'm not here now anyway!
8. I went to the universe to pick up stars. I’ll be right back.
9. The fireworks I feel are alive because of you, and the tides in the nebula fluctuate because of you.
10. [Automatic reply] I am playing a game. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I will stop playing games and hit you directly.
1 1. Although it's hard, I will still choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi
12. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.
13. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will I let the automatic reply reply you?
14. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play flash or want want team. I'm not here now anyway.
15. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll reply to you when I hear the noise.
16. Little bear, you can only wake me up when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees.
17. Ask Flash for help. Hello, I'm Le Di. Deliver goods on time at all times.
18. You smile at flowers, and the sky is full of falling clouds.
19. I'm a Teletubby, and you don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate.
20. I was tied up by a nail. If you want to see me, you have to nail the whole anti-addiction.
2 1. Don't send me a message for fear of being misunderstood.
Stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.
23. All our services are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and have a nice experience.
24. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword coated with sunscreen and the umbrella girl's shield, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to your side with the stars given by the freezer emperor.
25. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read.
Hello, I'm not here for the time being. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or shooting monsters, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you through my ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?
27. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.
28. Welcome everyone to come to me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I have been here all the time except 24 hours a day.
29. A lifetime is so long, why don't you wait for me?
30. I'm sorry, I think you are too beautiful to reply to you.
3 1. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.
32. Dad's antique shop, please leave a message.
33. Sorry, I'm busy now, so I won't tell you later.
34. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.
35. The sunshine is strong and the water waves are gentle.
36. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.
37. Congratulations on unlocking my cutie.
38. Welcome to leave a message.
39. I can't read it back
40. "Be right back after the commercial."
4 1. No, no, no, there is no homework for you to copy.
42. Recovery skills are cooling down.
43. You missed it too many times when I needed you.
44. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.
45. Feed pigs.
46. For others, please press seven.
47. Good morning, children. I went to bed too late last night. I'm still sleeping. If you miss me, call me. It's okay. It is a very happy thing to be missed by children.
48. If you don't return, you are studying. If you don't answer, you are stupid.
49. This is too much.
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