Humorous and funny wedding sentences

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1, my sister is 35 years old and is the number one saint. She dresses up 25, charms countless calves, and works steadily to save money. In order to cheat my husband, I have been texting and shaking.

I like your optimistic and positive attitude towards life. Know how to ridicule, not complain about life. A chattering man is more desperate than a chattering woman.

3, SMS marriage: I am free and single, more than 30 years old, one person from now on, who will lend me one and change to a big one next year. If there is a short message as evidence, leave one and lose ten (the final interpretation right belongs to me).

4. I like singing, love traveling, have no pursuit, collect stamps everywhere, work in general, specialize in software, earn less than 4 thousand, go to school immediately, have no love object, find someone with similar interests, work together and be happy tomorrow.

5, the edge of the journey is not half, and the middle road is insulated. This year, it's almost a few years since I left Ben San, and I'm alone. This is also the time to settle down.

6. Brother has been in the Jianghu for a long time, and he will be twenty-six in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me, no matter you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart to solve people's worries, everything in my future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you.

7. I am just an ordinary girl. I just want to find someone who loves me, and one thing belongs to our happiness! Watch movies hand in hand occasionally to welcome the sunrise and sunset.