Funny jokes about love.

1, dear, please sign my name on the household registration book, which is on the spouse column.

2. Man: "Shall we change trains tomorrow?" Woman: "Which households did you visit?" Man: "You sit on the left, and I'll sit on the right and take a picture and post it." Woman: Silence, silence. Man: "It's really no good to be notarized first!" " "

3, holding shallots and peppers in his hand: "Boy, drink spicy food with my sister in the future!"

4, boy, in order to stop hurting the relationship between men and women in the world, my sister will accept you at a grievance point, so remember to be on call and don't entangle.

A friend of mine told her boyfriend, how long have we known each other? The friend replied: 3 years. The friend said: We should celebrate. Boyfriend asked: how to celebrate? The friend said: Let's register for marriage. The boyfriend replied: OK. So they got married, and now the children are 10 years old.

6. Boyfriend is afraid to propose to his girlfriend, so he can only do a long-distance relationship test on the phone. "Honey, I won five million dollars in the lottery today. Will you marry me? " Of course, who are you?

7. A man took his girlfriend to the shopping center. When her girlfriend took a fancy to a lipstick, the man said, "You look better without lipstick. This is called natural beauty. " The girlfriend was greatly dissatisfied and said, "It's a good thing I didn't let you buy clothes, otherwise you would definitely say that I look better without clothes, which is beautiful."

8. I have never been afraid of police, hooligans or my parents. The only thing I am afraid of is my daughter-in-law!

9. Girl, don't be silly. The man who loves you the most in the world married your mother.

10, in the graduate school, I heard a couple quarreling. Woman: You lied to me! Man: I'm not lying to you! Woman: You are lying to me. You don't even want to be with me. Don't think I don't know. You are with me to steal my experimental data!