Mid-autumn festival joke

First, these letters celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Letters also gather together for the Mid-Autumn Festival, and they begin to argue about who looks like moon cakes.

O: I look like a moon cake the most.

C: Me, too. I just got bitten.

D: Me, too. I just got cut.

Q: I am also a moon cake. Well, it just shows a little stuffing.

Second, the romantic Mid-Autumn Festival

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, the bright moon is at the head, the courtyard is flowing, and the concubine's innocent girl leans on the chest of overlord Xiang Yu.

In this picturesque landscape, a dark cloud floats by and the night becomes hazy. The beauty turned to look at the overlord beside her and muttered, "Xianglang, this beautiful scenery makes people feel that they will do a lot of stupid things!" "

Xiang Yu deeply agreed and said, "Yes, the moonlight when I proposed to you last year was even more hazy than now."

Third, moon cakes were rejected.

Love moon cakes, love steamed bread, pursue it desperately, and steamed bread will never follow.

Mooncake asks sadly: Why can't you accept me? What is this for?

Steamed bread: "My mother said that your stomach is full of huahuachangzi, which is not safe."

Fourth, the earthworm stuffing the moon.

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, small fish pestered their mother to eat moon cakes with meat stuffing. Mother Fish said impatiently, "What to eat? Isn't your sister's class too big?" I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? I was caught by a fisherman! "

Five, tofu moon cakes

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, a couple enjoyed the moon while eating moon cakes on the balcony.

The girl bowed to the moon, sat down and took a bite of the moon cake and said; "I hope that people will live for a long time and have a good scenery for thousands of miles."

The girl's bow brightened the boy's eyes, so she took a bite of the moon cake and said, "Look up at Chang 'e and bow down to eat tofu. "

The girl asked inexplicably, "How to eat tofu and moon cakes?"

The boy snickered, "I ate tofu moon cakes."

The girl grabbed the moon cake from the boy: "Let me try it, I haven't eaten tofu moon cake yet."