Saturday SMS greetings, customer humor.

1, I wish you a happy life every day, full of sunshine, proud of love, proud of your career, unlucky to go away, everything is sunshine!

2. Sincere care, good wishes and endless thoughts. Good luck. May the best things in the world be with you forever. May your dream come true! I will send my sincere wishes, wishing you all your wishes come true and the spring breeze is proud.

3. Time is full of color, air is fragrant and mood is bright because of blessing. When you open the information, my blessing will make you relax at this moment!

4. Full of blessings; Happy again and again; Everything is round; A sweet smile; Smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons are safe, five blessings, six or six Dashun, seven stars shine high, auspicious quartet, 99 concentric, complete. Have a nice weekend!

I always remember when I was a child, your nose crossed the river, you went home late at night, wandered into the depths of the pit, struggled, struggled, and began to get wet. I laughed at my brother's true temperament, and my brother lamented: I am so angry!

6. I lead the horse, you carry the burden, I walk in the front, you look at the back, I eat fruit, you complain, I look at you helplessly and give you one, you laugh while eating, you say: monkey, this fruit is really delicious!

7. The water in August Lake here is too clear, too turbid and too natural for anyone to like. You turned around and farted, making a loud noise. I kept silent and looked at the muddy lake. I really want to see what the bed in your bedroom looks like!

8. Autumn is crisp, the moon is in the sky, and I miss you deeply. Although a short message conveyed my thoughts, it blocked the smiling face of our reunion. Although relatives can't get together, I still want to have a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

9, Mid-Autumn Festival with a full moon, one-year reunion! When the moon shines on the earth, it is my blessing. No matter where I stand at this moment, I deeply wish you-my dear friend, happy Mid-Autumn Festival and family reunion!

10, I wish you: high position, light responsibility, more money, less away from home, sleeping naturally every day, hand cramps, spending money to receive gifts, others working overtime for a raise! The company makes a fortune every day, and someone will take care of you!

1 1, string the chain of time with happy beads; Repair life with happy cloth; Filter out the troubled sand with the sieve of mood; Build a happy building with harvested stones.

12, don't want to bother to drill for money. Let's have fun at the weekend. Let's relax. Let's eat some dishes and have some snacks and drinks. Let's chat and have fun. Let's smile and wish that we will never be lazy and never lend you courage to come back!

13. What are the people keen on? The answer is to send blessings. Blessing is the most common way of communication? The answer is texting. What am I doing now? The answer is to send you a blessing! Have a nice weekend and have fun!

14, relax and leave a smiling face for yourself; Take a break and leave a space for yourself; Be tolerant and leave yourself a simple one; Indulge yourself and leave yourself a happy life. Have a nice weekend!

15. Weekend greetings are the most magical, invincible and happy. Once received, you will have a secure processor, a happy database, a happy display screen, a sincere memory and a successful graphics card. Have a nice weekend!

16, the body is the capital of the revolution, and the mouth is the supply station of the body. On weekends, the word "Zhou" is hidden in it. You should try all the delicious food, whether fat or not. Remember to invite me to dinner!

17, white clouds indulge in the embrace of the blue sky, autumn fruits hang on the branches to express good wishes to the wind, autumn leaves dance in the air to get rid of the entanglement of the branches, and see so many beautiful mountains and rivers, troubles and pressures have long been forgotten. The weekend is coming again, I wish you a happy and beautiful mood!

18, according to the deduction of Gregorian calendar and historical experience, it is advisable to sleep late, go out to play, date people, enjoy food, enjoy happiness and avoid getting up early and working overtime on weekends. Have a nice weekend and enjoy a happy life!

I give you my special blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope this is the best time you have ever had. I sincerely wish you and your loved ones all the best! I wish you good health and smooth work. Laugh often, family harmony!

20. I heard that you have been busy for a week, and the effect is particularly good. Internal and external training, conscientious, highly valued by leaders. Give prizes, please your family and praise you. Let's discuss it and give you a holiday. Not far from Australia, you can also pay, icing on the cake. Have a nice weekend!