Chinese New Year is coming soon ~ What funny or ingenious short messages can you send to your friends?

Good luck and good luck to you, fat pig. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is a dime a dozen; The cause is thriving, flying higher and higher like Dapeng!

Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy new year!

The new year is coming, have a big meal; Drink less and eat more vegetables; Out of reach, stand up; Some people respect, some people play tricks; Can't eat, bring it back!

Happy new year! Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! To get clouds, to get rain. There is plenty of wine and gold everywhere.

I wish you: you can't be lucky at cards. The leopard will give you the golden flower, others will stare at your smiling face, and others will pay you for it.

I hope: I have no small peas on my face, no streaky belly and no big hat on my head. 30 this year, 28 next year, always a flower, give birth to a fat doll!

The new year is coming. Do you miss me? If you miss me, press it again. Do you miss me very much? I said I'd press it. Press it again! I didn't expect you to think of me like this. I'm so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

Snowflakes falling in the sky, just like my mood, keep spreading my thoughts, trying to run to you from the other side of the distance, unable to accompany me, willing to turn into snowflakes, making the people you hit upset.

It's not expensive to send you 999 roses every day. It's not tiring to send you 999 short messages every day. I will meet you in another 999 afterlife. Besides, I love you and am not afraid to break your heart.

I won't give you a present this Spring Festival, so I'll send you a short message. Health and happiness are with you, and good luck is inseparable from you. And let me congratulate you: the god of wealth is eyeing you!

Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll.

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I decided to go to court. What should I convict you of? After the judge searched all the records and cases, the jury unanimously passed: sentence you to accompany me for life!

Do you know how the pig died? Lazy as hell. Do you know how a fucking bear died? Stupid. Do you know how you died? I am so angry.

Teacher Xiao Fang in kindergarten pointed to the pinyin of M, A, Y, D and B on the blackboard to test the children. The children say in the most standard pronunciation: touch aunt's wave.

Mosquitoes don't bite you, mad dogs don't bite you, flies don't touch you, and even mice avoid you. What a pity! I'd better be nice to you and send you a text message regardless of anything.

Send you a pair of couplets: the first couplet is the thought of you in the wind and rain; The bottom line is that I really love you. The horizontal recognition is that the information is wrong.

Riddle up, down, down, left, left, right, right, no, no, exactly, the point is light, comfortable, comfortable. (answer: scratching)