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New year's taboo?

Financial resources are rolling = layoffs are rolling: not only layoffs, but also a large number of layoffs, which can be described as endless. In the end, I will say "get out"! b``^%ZFC2

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All one's wishes come true = 40% of salary: salary and bonus are gone, only 40% is left. Av^*:C

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Money is lucky = laid-off workers are forbidden to eat: laid-off workers do not have enough to eat, poor! Cwa U{j2l

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Strong financial resources = no layoffs: this is even more ruthless, and there is no one left. yWpu#^(\!

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"The God of Wealth is here. I wish you good luck in the Year of the Ox and all your wishes come true." After receiving this news, Xiao Hu flew into a rage and immediately dialed the phone of the colleague who sent the message. "Xiao Zhang, please don't curse me for' rolling layoffs' and' 40% salary'!" Xiao Zhang was puzzled: "I sent a New Year message in advance to avoid the peak of texting in the 30 th year." More importantly, the rolling financial resources and all my blessings are the best greetings to the New Year. How can I make you angry? " Xiao Hu sighed and said, "This year is different from previous years. The homonym of "rolling financial resources" is "rolling layoffs" and the homonym of "getting what you want" is "40% salary". I don't want to be laid off or pay cut. " Xiao Hu is an employee of a foreign company in Shanghai. Due to the financial crisis, the company's business was seriously frustrated, and nearly 20% of its employees were laid off. "Our employees who have not been laid off dare not go to work every day, fearing that they will receive a notice of dismissal one day." According to Xiao Hu, the internal atmosphere of this subsidiary is very tense. Some blessing messages in previous years are considered as "bad luck pens" this year. ^)kuiU! y

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"At present, the financial turmoil is serious, and everyone wants to make a fortune when they talk during the New Year," the staff of a German-funded enterprise kept telling themselves, "You can't talk, you can't talk." Under the background of the financial tsunami, "rolling financial resources" will make office workers suddenly change their faces, and everyone is worried about unemployment. z/jj' 1

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"Urgent notice: It is forbidden to say the following in this year's New Year message: abundant financial resources (extensive layoffs), rolling financial resources (rolling layoffs), realization of wishes (40% salary), rich wealth (no layoffs) and all the best (cities are like memories). Please get to know each other. " Yesterday afternoon, Miss Wang, a staff member of a foreign bank in Shanghai, received a reminder message from a friend. "A few days ago, I told my boss on New Year's Eve that my wish had come true and my financial resources were rolling." Miss Wang said that this is her usual greeting. Unexpectedly, under the financial crisis, the best New Year greeting in previous years made the biggest taboo. #vxOdXK

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"It's almost the New Year, don't say I didn't remind you, and don't say' taboo words' when you pay a New Year call to your boss." Miss Wang immediately forwarded the text message to remind her friends. "Under the financial turmoil, we must be careful in everything we do, for fear that a little thing will offend the boss, so we even pay attention to the New Year." Miss Wang feels helpless. h! 3v/Jf

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The reporter learned that this message of "New Year's greetings taboo" is not only widely circulated on office workers' mobile phones, but also the number of hits on large-scale portals has risen sharply, and many netizens have reprinted it to remind their friends. USA, India 9 c

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"After receiving the reminder message, I stopped sending homophonic greetings," Ms. Gu, an accountant of a state-owned enterprise, told the reporter. "But I don't care if others send me." In fact, New Year greetings are mainly about sincerity, and there is no need to be too picky. 3 36/b8u

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Gu Xiaoming, a sociologist at Fudan University, said: "The popularity of this short message actually reflects people's self-mockery from another aspect and essentially represents an optimistic attitude." zfU`JW & amp'

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At the same time, experts also pointed out that there are actually many homophonic words in life. For example, homophonic "short message" means "no payment". Don't people send text messages? In fact, things always have two sides. It's like accidentally breaking a bowl, saying "flowers bloom on the ground, wealth and splendor" can solve the embarrassment. Being homophonic, we might as well look at it in a different way and have a relaxed and happy New Year. N+2{n@XBU

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All one's wishes come true = 40% of salary: salary and bonus are gone, only 40% is left. New york Stock Exchange. _T7X$ '

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Money is lucky = laid-off workers are forbidden to eat: laid-off workers do not have enough to eat, poor! ? \/A9r9v

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God of Wealth Arrives = Chop God: Chop God, don't run? Ysv minimum order quantity

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Strong financial resources = no layoffs: this is even more ruthless, and there is no one left.

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