Humorous expression of first greeting

1, hey, wait a minute, I only have one minute. If I don't say hello to you, I think I will regret it for the rest of my life.

I really want to know you, but I don't know how, so I just came to say hello to you. Do you mind?

3. How can eating be so cute? Have you been trained?

I think you have more than one sentence. Thousands of cups are not drunk, but I am drunk when I see your smile.

5. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll find another way.

6. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?

7. I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.

8. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

9. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, when you grow up like this, you get the top three in the beauty pageant at most.

10, it rained heavily recently, so I'm going to drive you to my place to save America. Hunger zone

1 1, do you prefer cats or dogs? Cats: meow; Dog: Wang Wang.

12. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you. Luan road

13. After being with me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and wipe the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough?

14, walking alone at night, especially around, I am so handsome ... I am afraid that others will not see me.

15, I think you may be busy, just look at the first three words.

16. In order to be a rich second generation, I stayed in bed every day until my father made a fortune.

17, I want to photograph your face, copy your kindness, paste my infatuation with you, and write the most beautiful blessing message, not for you.

18, without principles, you are meaningless in my heart, and your impression will never be erased; Don't meet and hate each other late, as long as you are there sooner or later; Don't be lingering, as long as your happiest smile is always together until you are old.

19. Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.

I have nothing to do with your best friend. I won't let anything happen to you.

2 1, I am more afraid of your sad frown than darkness and ghosts.

22. I am also afraid that someone will use this to please you when you are embarrassed.

If you hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed, you won't get lost.

24. I have your vague appearance in my heart, but we need to go further.

Good morning, besides the sun, you are the first person I want to see.

I hope to be with you every morning. It's a beautiful morning with you.

27. I feel a little sweeter this morning, my little darling.

28. People have been laughing for less than ten years. When I meet you, I want to be young forever, protect you all my life and say good morning to you every day.

29. Your good morning is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.

30. Good morning should be accompanied by a nutritious and delicious breakfast, but I am different. It would be great to have you around.

3 1, please let me add you. I hope you won't be unappreciative.

32. Hello, I am engaged in telecom fraud. Please cooperate.

33. Hello, I'm a liar. This is my first time to cheat. You can take it.

34. Hello, I'm a star who sent a big star to love you.

35. Go through the process to confirm the father-son relationship or just call me dad?

36. How did you fall in love? Ten is less than three. Oh, I'm sorry, two is one less than one.

37. Your mother sent you a WeChat saying that you are super beautiful and asked me to catch up with you.

38. Hello, my grandfather and I sell tea. Will you look down on me?

39. Nike is heartless, and life is green. I won't, I will bear your anxiety.

40. Hello, grandpa and I are buying tea. Will you look down on me?

4 1, hello, just divorced, three children, eight houses. Look at me.

42. I have applied through your friend, and now we can start playing dead with each other.

Hello, do you believe in light? If not, I don't think we are suitable.

44. I have passed your Friend Request, and now we can play dead to each other.

I am a mercenary. I am in Syria. I'm on a mission now Can you grant me a wish?

46. Fortunately, I boycotted shoes and clothes. If I resist a spoony boy, I'm finished.

47. When I first came on stage, my legs were shaking, and I said all the big and small things at random. If there are similarities, don't shout: who dares!

48. I miss you so much when I wake up. Just send a short message. How are you these days? I wish you a good mood every day.

49. I was so happy to see you just now. Guess your heart left and right. A star that will never change, watching the stars with you at the age of 70.

50. Let the future come and the past pass.