Collection of 28 funny jokes and copywriting materials

"I am born with a talent that must be useful, but I just don’t know how to use it; it may only have side effects, and it may be a backup!" In my spare time, it often happens that I forward some classic sentences, which fully express the sharing of the person who shared them. feelings or opinions. Do you also like heart-warming sentences? To meet your needs, we have specially compiled "Funny Jokes Copywriting Materials", please read and share with your friends!

1. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I didn’t expect that it would turn into a ball in one bite.

2. At the class reunion, the cat led the panda and introduced to everyone: This is my child. The crowd screamed: You married a bear. Seeing that the snake didn't have any children, the cat asked: Why don't you take the children? Snake: I have too many children and I don't know which one to take. Everyone was puzzled, and the snake shyly said: I married a mouse. Everyone in the nest of snakes and rats screamed wildly.

3. A goose and a hen were selling eggs at the market. The hen shouted: "Double yolk eggs, come and buy them." He was so stupid that he took a long time to say: "He's big." After shouting for a while, I found that everyone was buying hen's eggs. The goose was puzzled and asked why. The egg buyer said: Look, even if they are not selling double yolk eggs, at least they are the original ones. They are all clattering.

4. I feel like I am living less and less like myself, like Yi Yang Qianxi’s wife.

5. The nightingale sang very nicely, and the little donkey came to be his apprentice. The nightingale refused without thinking. The little donkey angrily asked the nightingale, why did the nightingale say: You really have no talent in singing. Idiom Dictionary It’s been said above that you won’t change your mind when a donkey brays!

6. If I ignore you and you ignore me, then I’ll turn around and leave. In Guangzhou, I was yelled at dozens of times a day, “Young Boy.” Why should I be a licking dog?

7. Think about it slowly and miss my village, my store, and the chain store I opened.

8. I am really a prodigal son. I woke up with hundreds of millions of assets gone.

9. Others: Why are you so dark? Me: Because I don’t want to live in vain

10. I vowed never to stay up late again. If I stay up late, just pretend I didn’t say anything. …

11. On Christmas Day, Santa Claus is welcomed in the forest. Santa Claus, who has a long white beard, promises the animals in the forest one wish. The animals in the forest shouted in unison: We want to go back ten million years ago! Santa Claus asked in confusion: Why? The animals in the forest all pointed at the monkeys on the tree and said: Because we want to Drive the apes out of the earth!

12. The destination of my life is nothing but you, and for the rest of my life, everything will be yours.

13. I don’t have the skills to attract bees and butterflies, but I am very good at attracting mosquitoes!

14. Let’s be each other’s angels, I will do what you do...

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15. I wanted to be so thin that I would be alluring, but I didn’t expect that I would be so fat.

16. WeChat’s new loophole, click on my avatar and send me the sentence "baby", and you can get a baby.

17. Try to catch up with the one who was once favored by the public.

18. The wild goose proposed to the fish in the water, and the fish said angrily: Go away! The wild goose flew away sadly, and the fish sadly said: There is a kind of love in the world called eternal isolation and long-lasting pain. It's better than a short-term pain!

19. 520 arrives, the magpie bridge appears, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl gather together; the cutting continues, the reasoning is still chaotic, the lovesickness is in the heart; take advantage of the festive season, express your love, are you willing to go together? Magpie bridge; birds chirping, flowers smiling, creating happiness for you. Happy 520!

20. I am born with a talent that must be useful, but I don’t know how to use it; it may only have side effects, or it may be a backup!

21. I am a good-looking person when it comes to people, although Now you will think I am ugly, but over time you will tolerate it.

22. Since life knocked me down, I discovered that lying down is really comfortable.

23. When I was about to eat takeout, I suddenly remembered that I had gained another two pounds. I slapped me hard. Oh my, how can I be distracted by eating takeout?

24. I am the Dragon King. Send me 5 yuan via WeChat. The weather is too hot and I want to eat something cute. When I am full, I will make it rain and cool down the city, so that you can also cool down.

25. "You don't have any brains to go to school. What do you eat for lunch?" the zombie teacher asked the zombie student.

26. I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after you look at me for a long time.

27. The hidden stars are also working hard to shine! You have to work hard too! What you insist on will one day embrace you in turn!

28. Are you in love? You I'll buy you whatever you like, but forget it if it costs more than three yuan. I don't like materialistic boys.