Jokes that make people laugh, (good for the body and mind)

1: Today my father suddenly said to me: I helped you get a piece of land today...I suddenly paused, and an idea that I had had for a long time suddenly came to me! I knew I was actually the second generation of invisible rich people! The previous poverty was all because my family was trying to temper me! The time has finally come! They finally let me show off my skills! The knowledge of economics flashed through my mind, and the general direction of investment was already clear in my mind, so I suppressed the excitement in my heart and asked in as calm and casual a tone as possible: "Oh, which piece of land?"..."SF Express ”

2: A new female colleague asked me for my phone number after get off work today. I refused decisively. I said there is something wrong with you. Can I give you a phone that costs thousands of dollars? She asked me for my phone number, but I said I’ve been using it for several years and I can’t give it to you! Then she left, and I realized that I was really sick. I asked for a phone number when we met, and after we were done, I also asked for phone numbers. Not to mention the contact information of hundreds of people in my number, the key is that there were still more than ten yuan in phone bills. ,

3: A husband taught his wife to drive: "Baby, step on the clutch, put it in first gear, lift the clutch slightly, step on the accelerator, go, oh, go, yes, second gear... go, third gear. ... Fourth gear... Slow down... Slow down! Damn, stop covering your eyes! Damn... ! Nima……………………………………………………” He died at the age of 27...

4: I supported more than 70,000 yuan. Smoking on the armrest of the balcony of the square house, my mind is full of thoughts: What do people live for, money? right? What happens after you become rich and powerful? At this time, a beautiful young woman came up behind me and said to me: Master, this is the cost of two hundred yuan for you to use the toilet...

5: A friend has a cute little girl at home. My friend brought it to me today. The little girl went to her best friend's house to play. The best friend brought a fresh cucumber for the little girl to eat. Seeing that the child refused to eat when he put it in his mouth, his friend asked: "What's wrong, baby? Are you embarrassed to eat other people's food?" "No, mom. Is this cucumber broken and smells fishy?" My best friend blushed instantly...

6: Man: Do you really like me that much? Girl: Well... The boy took a deep breath of cigarette and looked at the girl affectionately: I don’t want to go back to the dormitory today. Have you brought your ID card? Woman: I brought it...but, okay...the boy took the ID card and asked her gently: Do you know which Internet cafe here is cheaper? ......