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How did I catch the class beauty?

At the end of last month, I was invited by my male classmate Xiaozhi to attend a class reunion.

At the dinner table, we were drinking wine and chatting about peripheral topics. The girl said that a man’s size is very important. Xiaozhi asked the girl next to him if he could drink ice cream, etc.

Most of my attention was focused on the class beauty of that year. The classy hair has changed from long and straight black to slightly permed wavy curls, giving it a more sexy look. A pair of long legs in a black butt-covering skirt became even more attractive, so I had to pretend that I had dropped my chopsticks and take a closer look. Xiaozhi suggested that everyone raise a glass to drink, and I quickly gave up this obscene idea.

Everyone was a little drunk when they came out. Since I paid the bill, the male classmates were wise enough not to hook up with the class girl. I saw Ban Hua walking a little staggeringly, so I stepped forward to help her: "You are drunk, I will take you home."

"Okay, I'll trouble you." Ban Hua Charming looked at me and said.

In the car, the class beauty had her head down, as if she was asleep. I took the opportunity to rest her head on my shoulder. I took a long breath of air, and my hair smelled so good!

When we got downstairs from her house, "I'll give you the car payment." Ban Hua looked at me and said.

"No need." I looked at her too.

"If you're really embarrassed, you can order a bowl of noodles and I'll eat them, okay?" I added.

"I don't have noodles at home."

"What about dumplings, right?"

"No."

" No, let’s go buy it together.” I try to create opportunities to be together.

The class beauty patted me and said, "Forget it, you drank a lot. It's time to go back. Goodbye." She turned to leave me.

"Wait a minute, how about we go buy some fruit to eat together." I was a bit stubborn.

"I want it back!" Ban Hua's voice became firm.

"We can go eat claypot rice tomorrow. I know there is a great restaurant." I am such a scoundrel. I have no choice. Everyone wants beautiful women.

"No need."

I covered my head with my hands, my face full of displeasure, and I sighed.

As soon as the class beauty took a few steps, she turned around and said, "Can we just eat claypot rice?"

I suddenly became happy and ran to her: "You said so , I’m very happy and waiting for you tomorrow!”

At six o’clock in the afternoon, I waited for Ban Hua in front of the Claypot Restaurant.

I picked up a blown piece of meat and said, "I'll serve you. Come on, open your mouth." I handed it to her mouth.

"No, thank you." She looked away.

"Come on, come closer and open your mouth." My body became like a shrimp.

Banhua slowly opened her mouth and took in the meat slices I fed her.

"The way you eat is so charming." I took a sip of juice and said.

"You are a bit wretched." Ban Hua retorted.

"No way, this is just a way of expressing affection between friends."

The class flower smiled and said: "You really know how to talk."

I smiled happily: "Here, cheers."

After dinner, we took a walk.

"It's a bit hot." The class beauty took off her coat.

The class beauty’s breasts were slightly exposed. I saw the groove and praised: "Wow, you have a great figure."

The class beauty glanced at me happily: " Of course, I’m naturally beautiful.”

“Isn’t it done?” I would say it’s a routine.

"No."

"I'll know after I touch it." I reached out and touched it.

The class beauty slapped my hand back: "If you harass me again, I will leave immediately."

"I'm sorry, I just like to joke." I backed down and said, "I Stop talking, okay? Where are you going next? People like us should look after each other."

Ban Hua smiled and said, "I've spent a lot of money on you today."

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"So next time you have to buy me some underwear." I joked.

"We'd better not meet each other."

"Oh, how about you sleep with me to pay off your debt?"

Banhua slapped me in the face On the chest: "That's enough, you are sick.

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"I'm just joking, why should I take it seriously? "I always like to use this sentence as a shield.

"How about buying a chicken steak? "I looked serious.

"I can still afford this. "

The two of us slowly walked outside Banhua's house, "Let's go in and sit down and talk." "I want to continue to accompany her.

"No, you should go home quickly. "

"I know you are at home alone, I just chat with you. "I made an excited voice.

"Keep your voice down, you will disturb the neighbors. ”

I heard her fear and said loudly: “Who cares whether they are awake or asleep?” Listen up, everyone, I’m here to look for the class beauty, so..."

Before I could finish speaking, the class beauty quickly covered my mouth with her hand and opened the door: "You are really deadly. Come in quickly. "

She closed the door, and I looked at her touching appearance and pushed her impulsively.

"You just said you were just here to chat. "The class girl kissed me and pushed me away.

"Don't you want it? "I gasped slightly and said what was in my heart: "I really want it. "I held her face and pressed it to my mouth again, grabbing a plump lump with my hands.

The class beauty pushed me away again: "But, I just had a relationship with my boyfriend. separate. "

"Why are you dragging him in now? Let’s be honest with ourselves! "I kissed him.

The class girl also started to hug me, and we met each other frankly, and a moist story happened. One hundred words are omitted here, oh no, it is ten thousand words.

How long has it been since you got together with your female classmates?