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1, knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important. Read more and be less melodramatic.

I admire myself very much, and sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.

3, crying can solve sadness, laughter can ease the mood.

If Cinderella's shoes fit perfectly, why did she fall to the ground while running?

5, all the memories of quicksand, those lost years, washed away my dust.

6. I used a sack of money to go to school, changed a sack of books and graduated. I changed these books into money, but I can't afford a sack.

If I don't marry you in the future, you can deprive me of my marriage. I will wear flat shoes.

8. I am alone, like a bad old man, quite quiet.

9. The ideal life is nothing more than sleeping in the morning, sleeping in the middle, sleeping in the afternoon and sleeping in the middle of the night.

10, looking at the way he eats, it is hard to believe that human beings will become extinct one day.

1 1, only when you are deceived will you know such a hypocritical person.

12, I have used cool dogs for so many years. Say hello cool dog every day. At first, I thought it was polite. Think about it. Who the fuck do you think is a dog?

13, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

14. There used to be a sun at QQ level, which made me feel very awesome. Now I know that the more people in the sun, the older they get.

15, don't ask me what I want to eat and what I have.

16, Tetris tells us that mistakes will accumulate and successes will disappear.

17. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

18, the future deskmate, anyway, please bear it with my positive second-hand spirit!

19, girls can only become girls in front of boys they like, and they have to fight like men at other times!

What I want is not that I love you and support you, but that I am still with you when I am old.

2 1, I found that as a foodie, you are either hungry or supportive!

22. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

I thought you loved me, but you never paid for it.

24. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba.

25. Since I went to Weibo, I feel guilty about being a fan every time I rinse hot pot.

26. It is popular for girlfriends to rob boyfriends this year. Next year, will brothers rob girlfriends?

27. I hate that people I care about are kind to others. I hate them for no reason.

28. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future. Now I will gain weight for a while, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

29. Be sure to live well, grow old slowly, get sick late and die quickly.

30. This kind of personality can't be described, and the system is powerless.

3 1, not only talented, but also waist fat.

32. The saddest love is not two parallel lines that are far apart, but two intersecting lines that gradually drift away after knowing each other.

You have a million dollars, and I shed diamond-like tears for you.

34. The furthest distance in the world is that two people are in the same bed, one is watching the stars and the other is watching the country love.

35. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

36. Where is spring? Where is spring? Spring is in a China woman's dream.

If you wake up in the middle of the night, don't forget to tuck your roommate in.

38. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.

39. Sometimes, life is like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

40. Let me die for a while and come back to life in spring.

4 1. If I send you a message and don't reply, I will write your name on the tablet.

42. I looked at the time, took out my mobile phone and turned on the screen. qq and WeChat ignored me. Then I put my mobile phone in my pocket and suddenly remembered that I didn't look at the time.

43. Some people test their strength, while others test their eyesight.

44. I have to be scolded by my parents three times a day: "If I don't get up in the morning, I will surf the Internet when I get up, and I won't sleep at night.

No matter what you say about me, I will accept it all, but I will not change or bow for you.

46. Stop saying that you love me. Your love will make me very painful and tired.

47. How many times have you missed so much because you don't know your own needs?

48, ah! White snake; Ah! The Monkey King; Ah! Sister Rong; Summer vacation is coming!

Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

The summer vacation is not over yet, and I am already looking forward to the winter vacation.

5 1, mother-in-law, after all: men are feminine and women are like menstruation.

My parents won't let me be an irresponsible person, so I chose two.

53. Going to school is like marriage in the old society. If you are unhappy, you must be together.

54, Lao, can you stop holding my hand with inferior red thread? It will break every three to five times.

55. It is uncomfortable not to do homework, and it is uncomfortable to do homework.

I'm sorry, I'm not weak enough to ask for your pity.

57. Remember to shut up when you are impulsive. Sometimes, what you say on impulse is enough to make you regret it for the rest of your life.

58. It's not that I don't love you, but that you don't let me love you.

59. The heart seems to be raining, venting the unhappiness in this world.

60. There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. You're caught in the middle. It's ugly.

6 1. As soon as you close your eyes and open them, the day passes. As soon as my eyes closed, I never opened them again, and my life passed like this.

62. Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because I'm nearsighted.

63. God, I am definitely not your granddaughter. You don't love me, I will never call you grandpa again!

64, born to belong to cucumber, owe to shoot!

65. When I really understood the meaning of the words "good years", you were gone.

66. Teacher, after you put on the cassock of the old man, you are an old man.

67. Lose weight for ten years and eat fat for three minutes. Ten years of love, three minutes to break up. Study for ten years and forget for three minutes. It takes three minutes to charge for ten years.

68. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

69. I'm not super Mary. I can't do everything.

70. Say what you are unhappy about and make everyone happy.

7 1, I never thought that your sorry made me cry.

72. After the summer vacation, I became a dark cloud instead of a flash of lightning.

73. If the daughter-in-law is gone, she can find it again. Mom, there is only one.

74, I don't want those hot and cold, I just want a simple you love me.

75. I won't be like before. Those who have cheated me will never forgive me.

76. No matter how good others are, it's none of my business. No matter how bad I am, it's none of others' business. There are some things, not that I don't care, but that I care.

77. Who said that we must watch the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and my sister went to bask in the sun?

78. Don't take my patience with you as your shameless capital.

79, a threesome must have my wife, choose beauty and take it.

80. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

8 1, invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of nearby comrades = test scores.

82. I always feel that others are full after a few bites, and I can eat more when I am full!

83. Maybe we will love many people, but only one person will make you laugh the brightest and cry the saddest.

84. On a date more than ten years ago, I danced with my small schoolbag on my back and walked into school with a big smile on my eyes. Since then, I have embarked on a road of no return.

85, dry wood meets fire, that's called Ming Sao, wet wood meets fire, that's called man show.

86. Time tells you what aging is, and memory tells you what innocence is.

Logger Vick, I teach you to cut down trees, and you teach me how to be strong.

88. As soon as the third grade leaves, the second grade goes to hell, the first grade goes to prison, and the sixth grade looks forward to junior high school life like a fool.

89, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be a Tang priest; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but bird people.

90. My, er, him, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

9 1, the most beautiful sentence in the world is not that I love you, but that Bill Gates has decided to transfer all his property to your name!

92. There are more and more nodding acquaintances, and there is almost no cure for cervical spondylosis.

93. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

94. There is probably only one thing to eat in the world. I will never be bored, bored, forgotten or miss you all my life.

95. Boss, I bought vinegar, not soy sauce, but the one in the back.

96. Whenever, please love and live with your childhood beliefs!

97. In fact, if you hug me during an argument, you will find that I never leave your power again.

98. Don't say sorry to me, because we are all fine.

99. No, please leave in a wheelchair.

100, you have a heart to lose weight, but you have a mouth to eat.

10 1, I want to be a little monster, because Altman can't beat me.

102, the world is a big doll machine, I just want you through the glass window.

103, don't accuse me of typos in the future, this is anti-counterfeiting technology.

104, constantly growing, constantly losing, and finally leaving only a cold heart to freeze all feelings.

105, deskmate, please leave me, you know too much!

106, beg the downstairs to eat hyun mai! I was ready for this.

107, I'm Jesus, his son, Coconut!

108, you can not accept your fate in front of me, but you must give up.

109, arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't be saved. I think I can save it!

1 10, when I suddenly looked back, the class teacher had stood silently at the window.