Are you joking with your lover on April Fool's Day?

Are you joking with your lover on April Fool's Day?

April Fool's Day is very suitable for playing tricks on people, and it is said that April Fool's Day in 1 originated in France in16th century, and later became an annual prank festival in the west. Let's take a look at April Fool's Day and play jokes on lovers.

Are you joking with your lover on April Fool's Day? 1 1. I once had a sincere love, and I didn't cherish it. You'll regret losing it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is: Happy April Fool's Day!

Please read the following numbers quickly: 2525252525252525. ....................................................................................................................................................

3. You opened the damaged message. Deleting address book. All information will be lost. Just a moment, please.

4. You have the face of an angel, the figure of a devil, and even the posture of farting is so beautiful. But in public, can you control the rhythm?

Urgent notice: there will be a small earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please wrap up the quilt tonight, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose to sleep under the bed.

6. Honey, I'm sorry. Since we kissed romantically last night, you licked half of the bean sprouts in my mouth. I remember to brush my teeth after dinner!

7. Excuse me! I accidentally sent "like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it. If not, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Pay attention, look at your left first, and then look at your right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

9. When you walk into a deep and narrow canyon with a bow and arrow on your back, you find a wolf in front and a ghost behind. Excuse me: Do you shoot wolves or ghosts?

10, are you obsessed with me? I don't feel tired watching you all day. I don't need to blink. I will look at you and accompany you every day. I'm so happy! My favorite mobile phone!

1 1. Urgent notice from the Ministry of Health: Many cases of cell phone radiation-induced madness have been found in China! Please shake your head gently. If you hear the sound of water inside, you must go to the hospital for examination immediately.

12, the weather is getting worse, and I care about you very much; Cover it at night, be careful that your feet are frozen; Eating bones will supplement calcium; Don't scold me, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

13, forward this message 3 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward 100 times and spend 10 yuan! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, the East China Sea Fish Warehouse is crowded with many fish, and big fish and small fish swim around to touch the fish. Fisherman Lv Yu cast a net to catch fish, but it hasn't rained yet. Rain beads catch fish, fish meet rain, and Lv Yuyu is busy fishing in the rain.

15, alas, this kind of thing, inspiration, can not come to Weibo, come to the keyboard, come to the screen. It's like sitting on the toilet all the time. You may not feel it. That's it. -It hurts.

16, I feel familiar with you for so long. You are extremely, extremely rare, extremely stupid, and cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

17, freeze! Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

18, April Fool's Day is here, sending text messages to show friendship, and everyone watching is laughing; Clear heart, calm heart, success and pride accompany you; Brother Zhu, don't be silly. This message was sent incorrectly. Happy April Fool's Day, piggy.

19, you will travel far away, and sincere friends will see you off; The cold wind cannot stop our friendship; I hold your hand and say: reform well and reduce your sentence as much as possible! Happy April Fool's Day!

20, you: beautiful and cute! Smart and more character! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. Lend it to you on April Fool's Day!

2 1, Bai Le fool first, no fool unhappy; April Fool's Day is dominated by stupidity. Let's put aside all dogma, all reserve and enjoy our stupidity! I wish you a proper degree of stupidity and endless happiness!

22. Meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providence, thinking about your affection, being half-hearted when not meeting you, and being single-minded when meeting you. If one day we get a refund, at least there are memories!

23. God was afraid that you were hungry, so he created rice, God was afraid that you were thirsty, so he created water, and God was afraid that you were lonely, so he created lovely me, provided that God found that there was no bucket for rice, so he created lovely you.

24. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, run in, I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital!

25. It is wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

26. Xiaohong took her boyfriend home and introduced him to her parents. "He is the most famous star in this city and scores the most goals in every game." "Then which position does he play?" "He is the goalkeeper."

27. Today's April Fool's Day is a fool's order. Like a cat barking three times, it made me laugh and roar three times in the air, scaring away the big German shepherd. Now that this order has been issued, I hope it can be implemented as soon as possible. April 1 April Fool's Day, fools disobey orders.

28. There are two sentences I've always wanted to say to you, and I finally got up the courage today: the first sentence, I love you and I like you so much; The second sentence, don't take the first sentence seriously Haha, remember to be happy!

29, vital capacity self-test tips: lower the head to suck after farting, and then observe whether people around you smell the smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

Boss: Hello, comrades! Employee: The boss is the best! Boss: Comrades have worked hard! Employee: The boss is the hardest! Boss: It's sunny this summer, and all the comrades are tanned! Employee: The boss is the blackest!

3 1. "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" is showing in the cinema with few audiences. Someone asked the cinema owner to change the title of "The Life of One Woman and Seven Men", and the audience was full!

32. A cricket bet a pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

33. April Fool's Day is coming. May you fools have brilliant ideas, be laughed at by fools, forget all your troubles and be happy. Always joking, humorous and popular, cheerful and happy every day! Happy April Fool's Day!

34. You have countless advantages, such as being good at singing and dancing, living a superior life, being tall and handsome. Countless girls are fascinated by your charm. Amazingly, in his early twenties, he can still ... pee his pants.

I have a poem. How many people in the world know? When a fool reads this poem, he knows what he knows, and he doesn't know what he doesn't know. You are a fool. I knew it. A fool must be reading this poem when he hears the phone squeaking. Hehe, happy holidays!

36. Cowherd and Weaver Girl match, Yingying Zhang Sheng West Chamber; Liang Zhu become a butterfly makes people drunk, and Bao Daikong makes love tears; Ruth Jack is heartbroken, and Beckham is a spice girl's favorite. You have to ask who is right for you, and Xifeng is the best for you!

37. For you, I don't care about worldly vision and desperate gossip. As long as I can have you, even if it is the end of the world, I will loudly announce to the world: I love you, RMB!

38, don't stick your handsome face so close, be careful that my respect affects your appetite; The food is very good, I hope you don't be so civilized when you eat; My biggest wish is that you can get a good price when weighing at the end of the year.

39. Today, you woke up with a mosquito lying beside your pillow and a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself. Happy April Fool's Day!

40. I want to send you a message of blessing, but there is no collection in my mobile phone. I can only tell you silently in my dry language. Pay attention to your health and don't be too tired. You just have to accept it. Happy April Fool's Day!

4 1, right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

42. After consulting some classics and interviewing psychologists, naturalists and physicists at home and abroad, combined with my experiments, I finally found a summer resort, that is: stay in your cool place!

43. The wind lifts your long hair, and you look more free and easy! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's a shame that you are a fool, not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!

44. A rich woman came to the Cowherd Store and stepped into the store door. The manager stepped forward and asked, "Miss, who are you looking for?" The rich woman replied, "The most handsome and skilled!" "The manager shouted," Atao, don't read the message, go and pick up the guests ... "

45. You have Wei Zi's cleverness, but pretend to be an ignorant swallow; Have the great ambition of the queen, but can only be driven like a mother. Holding the salary of a little eunuch, I wonder why I don't have an emperor Amar!

46. When will the house price drop? People look ahead, how many house prices are rising freely above the market! Willing to buy a house is not an extravagant hope. My lover will stop muttering. When I wake up, my salary will skyrocket, and the workplace will become a dance floor. My dream is not a dream. I am happy with you!

47, the network is strange, girls save people and sell people. Loneliness is the wind, upstairs and downstairs. Irrigation is difficult to solve drought, and online brick patting is fierce. Only when you are crazy enough to vomit blood will you be happy to go to Mars! I will give you a protective vest. It's not bad to kill King Kong!

48. It is said that meteors are responsive! I would like to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me, breaking the silence of the night sky for me, and then with my blessing, let it fall on your sleeping pillow … and kill you! Happy April Fool's Day!

49. You are handsome and generous, you talk elegantly, you are a leader in the crowd, you are a heartthrob in the crowd, today is April Fool's Day, no matter how you lie, God will forgive me, hehe, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

50. At the corner of the road, it says "No urinating anywhere, offenders will be fined", but some people still don't listen and urinate there. After a few days, the word was changed, and no one peed there.

Are you joking with your lover on April Fool's Day? April Fool's Day plays tricks on her boyfriend.

1. Date him. When he arrives at the meeting place, tell him that he will be late for something. Tell him you want to go somewhere else in half an hour. Then let him go where you want to go.

When you are shopping, secretly put a picture on his back and draw an arrow on the picture to point to yourself. And write the words "my baby" or "dear" so that everyone can cast envious eyes on you!

Call him and say in a heavy tone, I think it's time for us to have a good talk, which will definitely cause his panic. Then finally say "Happy April Fool's Day".

4. Send him glitter and wrap it in a package. After opening, the whole body will turn golden yellow, which is difficult to wash off.

5. Help him set up a scary boot screen. Many people don't know that the background picture displayed when the computer is turned on can be modified at will. You can borrow a friend's computer, and then change the boot screen into a scary screen when he is not looking, and then turn it off, so that he will be electrocuted when he turns it on.

Or you can set the boot screen to a blue screen to prompt him to turn it off. You can write on the picture: There is an unknown problem in your system. Please turn it off as soon as possible to prevent hardware damage.

6. If you want to solve your own needs, you must first follow the wishes of others. Make April Fool's Day look like Valentine's Day. You can observe what your boyfriend needs recently. Like changing the belt? Change shirts, etc. In short, you must choose what he thinks you can do.

My boyfriend wants to do it because he is too busy to do it. This is his own chance. As long as he seizes the opportunity, he can double his closeness and affection for you. This is just an idea. In life, there are many such reasons. For example, I left work early, pretending to cook a sumptuous dinner for my boyfriend in person and told him to go home quickly, but when he came back, I told my boyfriend that I quit and wanted to go out to eat.

April fool's joke

1. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. How can I get back to normal? The doctor was silent for a moment, then you can only eat badly.

2. Call you an idiot, you still know how to read, call you an idiot, you still know how to be angry, call you an idiot, you still know how to reply to text messages, call you a log, and you still know how to look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

One day, we came to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was startled and muttered, How clever!

Are you joking with your lover on April Fool's Day? 3 April Fool's Day friends circle copy

1. Believe me, there will be more people confessing on April Fool's Day than on Valentine's Day.

2. Black eyes, straight nose, fluffy head and silly face make me want to sleep at night. How I want to touch you, hug you and watch you chew a bone in the sun: you are my beloved puppy!

3, you: beautiful and lovely! Smart and more character! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. Lend it to you on April Fool's Day!

4, April Fool's Day three from four virtues: from the recent beginning, from the closest relationship, from the best temper; Students can be fooled, colleagues can be fooled, close friends can be teased and lovers can be entertained.

5. A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. I think the sun is warm, because you are bathed in the sun; I think the scenery is beautiful, because you are walking in the scenery. No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you and I have always cherished them in my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. If you want to travel abroad, sincere friends will see you off; The cold wind cannot stop our friendship; I hold your hand and say: reform well and reduce your sentence as much as possible! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Send you a basket of fruits: there are gourds like your figure, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth bean, pistachios like your eyes and durians like your body fragrance! Happy April Fool's Day!

9, you have your brilliant idea, I have my unique skill; You have your defense, I have my preparation; You have your porcelain works and I have my Jin Gangzuan; You have your sunshine road, and I have my wooden bridge; You have your nine-toothed rake, and I have my wishful golden hoop. On April Fool's Day, I like to see you being fooled and laughing silly, and feel that you speak well after being recruited! Happy April Fool's Day!

10, I won't tell you, today I will treat you to a pack of Oreos; I won't tell you that I licked all the cream; I won't tell you, I switched to toothpaste. Ha, April Fool's Day, just kidding!

1 1, always remember the sunset by the stream. You opened the bottle cap and drank vinegar, but you were sour but didn't spit out tears. You wiped your feet with a mobile phone and a cloth in your hand, humming a fool's song and dancing with a madman. Wow! Whose pig is so cool, haha, April Fool's Day is here, pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

12. If you lie to me on April Fool's Day, I will bury you in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

13, I know you are never superstitious, but April Fool's Day is not expected. The sound of wind and rain is the sound of reading, and the sound is unbelievable! Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day 1 April Fool's Day, I wish you a successful fool, and don't be fooled.

14, April Fool's Day is coming. I want to teach you April Fool's Day exercises. Shout at the sky with your neck bent, and jump with your feet together; Smile and raise your hands in front of you; Hug everyone and bravely give your name: whoever dares to play silly will be resolutely sued.

15, from today on, you will go out and be a fool, stupid enough to be beautiful everywhere, stupid enough to see happiness, smart enough to be successful, stupid enough to be safe, stupid enough to be healthy forever and stupid enough to be happy forever. Happy April Fool's Day!

16, April Fool's Day, a person died. Anyway, Tomb-Sweeping Day is coming.

17, April 1 day, April fool's day, let's test your IQ. Someone came to cheat early in the morning, and relatives could not guard against it. You lied to me. I lied to you. Not for fame and fortune. Just to win your smile, I am very happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

18, to tell the truth today, I already have her in my heart. Beauty, gentleness and kindness have been in my heart for a long time. Now we are going to get married and live happily as a family. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, fool, you are her in my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!

19, I really want to ask you a question. Did you do that to your female colleagues on April Fool's Day? You know, that's it. Really? Don't get me wrong, I mean. Prank! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. It is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover your ears; Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and cross the rubicon is a decisive battle; Romance is romance, giving up one's life for righteousness is dedication; If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, Tomb-Sweeping Day after April Fool's Day, what is the rhythm!

22. Congratulations on winning the April Fool's Day Lucky Award. In view of your years of support for the fool community, you are awarded the title of "Best Fool". Please giggle for five minutes after receiving it, and thank you by hitting your head against the wall. Happy April Fool's Day!

23. Don't play games with anyone's feelings, which only shows that you are a scum and an unlovable person.

24. People say you are all thumbs. I believe that fools are blessed. People say you are a fool, and I believe wishful thinking can sometimes come true. People say you are stupid and ignorant. I know cleverness is your magic weapon!

25. Which woman dares to let me have April Fool's Day! I will let her celebrate Mother's Day next year!

26, April Fool's Day, you should be careful; Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!

27. Every year on this day, fools don't care and make you smile happily. Being cheated is unconscious, only knowing that you are stupid. Friends joke together and dance happily. April Fool's Day, I wish my friends understanding and happiness!

28. April Fool's Day is coming, which is the most appropriate day to express your love.

29. I will take you for a walk in the morning. Dressing up is the coolest. You roll over your head and jump up and down like a dance. You said you couldn't hold it, and your hind legs stained the tree. Who knows that you are not ashamed, shaking your head and playing dumb. Happy April Fool's Day!

30. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day.

Fool's day cheats her boyfriend to copy.

1, it's April fool's day again. I wonder how many people will tell the truth under the disguise of fools.

2, Valentine's Day confession nobody listens, April Fool's Day confession nobody believes, Tomb-Sweeping Day confession nobody cares.

I don't know if you know there is something I really want you to know. Maybe you already know this sentence, I know it, and I want you to know it. What I want you to know is: Happy April Fool's Day!

4, pink flowers and bones, white bear shirt, skipping small steps, sweet smile. The cutest shape, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

5, the quality of the blessing is high or not, the key depends on the reading effect: spend a few seconds reading carefully, articulate, correct eyes, not crooked mouth, IQ is not zero. April fool's day, the best effect! Honey, it worked well!

6. Hey, I have a crush on you for a long time! If you can't eat well or sleep well, be friends if you want! Ask me who I am. I'm the cook at the food stall next door! Remember to come to me!

What I said on April Fool's Day was not a joke, but the truth that only April Fool's Day dared to tell.

8. You are embarrassed, you are embarrassed, you are really embarrassed; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. I confessed on Valentine's Day, but he refused on April Fool's Day, and it suddenly dawned on me.

10 In fact, you have made the right friends, and April Fool's Day is celebrated every day.

1 1, I am happy when you are happy, I am happy when you are happy, I am sad when you are thin, I am thin when you are sick, I smile when you are strong, and I have money because I sold you, good pig.

12, before Women's Day and after Labor Day, in order to show my love for you, to highlight your importance as a married woman, and to show respect for male compatriots all over the world, I decided to spend a dime at all costs to send you my blessing on this special day: Happy April Fool's Day!