Funny and emotional angry greetings

Angry every day: I want you to be angry every day: once rich, once lucky, once lucky, once young, once popular at noon, once likable at night, once happy in and out, so that you will be lucky every year and every day!

Don't move, Rob! Robbery, okay? Take out your sorrow, hand over your sorrow, take out your troubles, and take off your sorrow! Post a message of value 10 yuan: Happy forever!

I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you; I have never lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness; I have never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn … I am tired of my fingers just to give you my blessing!

When a meteor falls in love with the earth, it will fall without hesitation, just for that moment; When clouds fall in love with running water, they fall without hesitation, just to solve the pain of acacia; When I miss you, I don't hesitate to pay a dime just to tell you: May you be happy!

Grapes, bananas, red apples, I wish you miss the results! Radish, cucumber and Chinese cabbage, may you be loved every day! Coke tea boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night!

If I haven't contacted you for a long time, it is to respect your freedom of loneliness; If I haven't sent you a message for a long time, it is to respect your calm power; If I haven't greeted you for a long time, it's that I miss you silently.

I wish you good health and all your teeth fall out. Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, laugh anyway!

Send you a rose this year and find a good family. Give you a lily and have a baby next year. Send you a hibiscus flower. My husband loves you and cares for your family. Send you a magnolia, and you can spend it when your husband makes money.

I wish you a happy giggle, a healthy life, screaming in the morning, sleeping at night, and waking up to find the pillow full of money.

The imperial edict is coming! Fengtian carries the imperial edict: the climate has been changeable recently, hot and cold. This order is hereby issued. Ai Qing should be kind to herself, put on enough clothes to avoid catching a cold, keep a happy mood at any time and resist breaking up! Qin Ji

What are you doing? I had a fight with someone, and now I'm at the police station! It costs 60 cents to buy tea eggs for breakfast in the morning, but he won't sell them for 50 cents! I just went up with a brick! I'll send you a text message and save it 1 minute. I wish you happiness! Am I easy? Me!

Happy every day and write a funny blessing message for you.

Happy every day and write a funny blessing message for you.

1, sadness is negligible, happiness is integrable, happiness is continuous in the days with infinite trends, and the blessing to you is guiding, which is greater than zero. May the compound function of happiness and happiness never have a maximum.

2, send you a coat, the front is safe, the back is happy, luck is the collar, the wishful sleeve is made, the sweetness is the thread, the left pocket is full of warmth, and the right pocket is full of money. Wear it every day and be happy every year.

There are flowers in spring, full moon in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. If there is no trouble in my heart, it is a good time in my life. May you be free in the morning and have dreams and dreams.

The sky warms you, and the moon warms you. I wish you happiness density like raindrops, troubles fly away like flowing water, sadness disappears like dinosaurs, and happiness is as sweet as honey. I am in a good mood today.

5. There is a slight breeze in the silent morning, and there is a hint of coolness in the slight breeze, and there is my gentle greeting in the coolness! Good morning! I hope my greetings can eliminate your summer heat and bring you a good mood all day.

6. I wish you good health, toothless, bon voyage, missing halfway, bon voyage, frequent falls, happiness every day, frequent metamorphosis, frequent smiles and frequent smiles. May your heart be warm forever.

7, facing a pool of clear water, catch a few idle fish, try to figure out the gains and losses of life, and travel far away; Drink a pot of old wine, make a bunch of friends and laugh at the vicissitudes of life; Although people can't help themselves in the Jianghu, remember not to be too tired.

8, the world is far-reaching, chrysanthemum has no regrets; There are white stones in the world, and plum blossoms have no regrets; There is a good body in the world, and the harp has no regrets; There are liberal arts in the world, and children have no regrets. With you as a friend, I have no regrets in this life! .

9. The most beautiful thing is to have, the most bitter thing is to miss, the most unforgettable thing is to experience, the most helpless thing is to wait, the most sad thing is today, the most yearning is tomorrow, the most fearful thing is ruthlessness, the most regrettable thing is to miss, the most sincere friendship, and the most rare thing is you.

10, when you are bored, I send you a quiet sky, when you are sad, I send you a bunch of bright sunshine, and when you miss, I send you a pair of flying wings. I hope my heart is useful to you and open my heart when you need it!