The best funny copy

1. The wolf broke into the sheepfold and shouted happily, "It's all mine! One sheep, two sheep, three sheep ... "Then fell asleep.

2. If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, you will also ... "I will give points according to the difficulty coefficient of your movements before entering the water and the size of the splash after entering the water."

3. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just bring a daughter-in-law If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is strict, you will learn to wash clothes.

My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduced you, would you obey? I smiled and shook my head. Haha, who am I? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

Going to work is like marriage in the old days. Obviously, you are unhappy, but you must be together.

I remember my mother said that there was a man in the village next door who couldn't stay idle, drank pesticides and ran wildly in the village excitedly. Finally, he was all right. Then my mother said, no wonder the insects didn't die after playing pesticide for two years, and they were still very happy. This TM is a stimulant! Unscrupulous businessman ...

If you ignore me again, my little wings will take me away.

Go to work in the morning. The female supervisor suddenly leaned in and whispered: other men stink, you are different ... my heart is pounding: yes, I take a bath every day! She turned sunny to cloudy: How many plasters did you TM put on? My nose is allergic these two days, so roll as far as you can. ...

I've never seen anyone thicker than a city wall like you. I am eight feet away from you, and my face is playing here.

10. "What's it like to be with someone you don't like?" "I don't even want to give him half a spicy strip."

1 1. My cousin has long curly hair. It looked big when it exploded like the Golden Lion King. The guys who bought and sold vegetables that day called her fat aunt! Cousin was very angry and cut her hair short that day! The next day, the vegetable guy said to his cousin, Uncle Fat, it's not that I'm talkative. You married a fat aunt yesterday. ...

Procrastination is not a pathological state, but a very wise survival strategy. Many problems in our life will be solved by ourselves as long as we put them off. If you don't succeed, you haven't delayed long enough.

13. downstairs in the community, I doodled on a Geely car with a marker, and the owner bumped into me. Owner: "What are you drawing?" Me: "Nothing, just good luck."

14. A female classmate in high school is very scared. In order to hit her, I asked her, do you know why boys have better predictive ability than girls? 10 years later, I know my child's surname is Li. /kloc-Do you know your child's last name after 0/0 years? She said simply, also surnamed Li ... The students cheered, and I understood what she meant. Looking back at her, it was the gentleness of bowing her head, like the shyness of hibiscus ... 10 years later, she became my stepmother, and I was still single dog!

Attendant: "Glad to serve you". Me: "You are happy too early".

15. Every time I go to eat casserole, there will be two quail eggs under the vermicelli. I went to eat for a long time today, but I was anxious to say, where are my eggs? Where are my two eggs? ..... I heard a burst of laughter, I suddenly feel uncomfortable, because I am a sister, sister!

17. While waiting at the bus stop, my son said he was thirsty. I said I was waiting, and then I trotted to buy coke. When I came back, my son was gone, so I was anxious to find it as soon as possible. As a result, a child sitting next to me said to me, uncle, is your son wearing the same yellow clothes as me? I said yes. Did you see where he went? The child said bitterly: The bus has just come. My father picked up your son and got on the bus, leaving me here. ...

18. Recently, I always get advertising calls from communication companies. Today, I received it again. "Hello, are you the owner of xxx?" I replied directly: "No, I just stole this phone!" The other party was silent for a while, and then hung up.

19. Once I went to class and passed the overpass, I saw a beautiful senior who set up a stall. The seniors all left in low-cut clothes, and many people just took a look at the booth. I went to my senior and squatted down and whispered to her: Senior, you are gone. Senior raised her head and looked at me with big sparkling eyes: stupid brother, business is not good these days! If my sister doesn't leave, they will. ...

20. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to count others. 2 1. After the New Year, my wife and I set out to work in the city. My mother packed me a big bag of food, and pork ribs and elbows were packed in three big bags! Daughter-in-law glanced at the white hair on her mother's temples and said to her, it is not easy to raise pigs. Why don't you keep it for yourself? Mom said to her daughter-in-law, hey, all the pigs that have been raised for more than 20 years have gone with you. This meat is not bad. ...

22. We are good friends. When you fall, I will give you a hand, but wait until I finish laughing.

23. When I was a child, when I came home from school, I saw my parents quarreling, my mother cried very sadly, my father smoked in depression, and the atmosphere in the room plummeted to zero ... What can we do for such a big child? To calm mom down? Or to convince dad? I didn't do anything. I just changed my math roll paper from 97 to 37 and asked them to sign it ... As a result, they beat me up together and I was educated for several hours. Now they are reconciled. ...

24. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.