2018 April Fool’s Day text messages to harass people

2018 April Fool’s Day slanderous text messages

1. Notice: April Fool’s Day is coming, the text messages you received on April 1st are all fake and have exactly the opposite meaning, so please pay attention . The following is the first one: You are the public lover who is handsome and free-spirited. You are as beautiful as a flower and have a devilish figure!

2. The first couplet: Wise and powerful, commanding a hundred thousand navy to subdue the Tianhe River; the second couplet: Coquettish and suave, ignoring Three Thousand Fairies Bell Chang'e. Hengpiao: Happy Bajie Festival! Idiot, what do you think of the couplet I wrote to you? Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Your quality is as strong as a plum blossom, and your character is as subtle as a glacier. , you have an admirable connotation, and you have an amazing coolness, so we respectfully call you "Meichuan Neiku"! Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Teacher: "Use the jade tree to face the wind. Sentence." Student: "A beautiful lady just sent a text message." Teacher: "Let's make another one." Student: "A beautiful lady received a text message. "Haha, Happy April Fool's Day! < /p>

5. At this time, I send you a couplet. The first couplet is: Thinking of you in the wind and rain; the second couplet is: Falling in love with you sincerely. The horizontal batch is: the wrong information was sent.

6. I want to say loudly to the sky: I love you! But I still dare not. I have been thinking about it for a long time, and there is something I have always wanted to say, but I am afraid of causing harm to you, but in order to show my sincerity, I have to say - get up!

7. Could it be that the wind really comes in? My eyes? Did you really hurt my heart? I really cried! How could this happen?! The tears couldn't stop flowing, and there was an inexplicable pain - you damn onion!< /p>

8. I’m not superstitious, but I firmly believe that everything is inappropriate on April Fool’s Day. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, are the sounds true? Family affairs and national affairs are the world's affairs, and everything must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming soon. I wish you success in being a fool and not being fooled by others.

9. I once had a sincere love, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it again, I would say to you: I love you. If I have to choose a time to confess my love, I hope it is: April Fool's Day!

10. No matter where you are, I will look up to the sky and smile, and the fierce horse will roar to the sky. No matter where you are, as long as you look up to the sky and smile, I will shout three times. : "I am a beauty", I will appear in front of you!

11. If you forward this message 3 times, you will have good fortune; if you forward it 6 times, you will have good luck; if you forward it 10 times, you will have good fortune. , you will have good luck; if you forward it 20 times, you will spend 2 yuan! Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Looking at your uncertain eyes, I want to go to the sea with you but I can't control the future. , I wanted to go shopping with you but was rejected by the police. He said: No walking of dogs!

13. You are my face, my gentleness and my eyes. Thinking of your gentleness, I am immersed in it; thinking of your kindness, I admire; thinking of you Your income makes me drunk; thinking of your appearance, I retreat.

14. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. Just like this dime text message, it is my holiday gift to you! Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight, Happy April Fools’ Day

15. After "In-depth Observation", I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to travel through "Oriental Time and Space", "face to face" with you, ask for "Today's Statement", and "tell the truth" to confess: I love you, cctv!

16. Since ancient times, a The mathematical equation is correct

(A=B, B=C), so A=C, you=animal, animal=pig, so you=pig!

17. Announcement: April Fool's Day is coming. The text messages you receive on April 1st are all fake and have exactly the opposite meaning. Please be aware. The following is the first one: You are the public lover who is handsome and free-spirited, with a beautiful and devilish figure!

18. First couplet: Wise and powerful, commanding a hundred thousand navy to subdue Tianhe; Second couplet: Coquettish and suave, ignoring Three Thousand Fairies Bell Chang'e. Hengpiao: Happy Bajie Festival! Idiot, what do you think of the couplet I wrote to you? Happy April Fools' Day!

19. Your quality is as strong as a plum blossom, and your character is as subtle as a glacier. , you have an impressive connotation, and you have an overwhelming coolness, so we respectfully call you "Meikawa Neiku"! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. At this time, I will give you a gift A couplet, the first couplet is: Thinking of you in the wind and rain; the second couplet is: Falling in love with you sincerely. The horizontal batch is: the wrong information was sent.