Men's funny essays on marriage and self-introduction

When a man asks for marriage, an innovative and excellent self-introduction will often bring good gains and a good first impression to others. Let me introduce you to a man's marriage. I hope you like it.

I'm not rich or handsome. I'm ordinary. From my family education and life experience, I have more personality charm. I am in XX. I am not photogenic, strong, not fat, generous in appearance, good in image and temperament, knowledgeable, wide in knowledge and simple in folk customs. I grew up in a provincial capital city, with strong body and healthy hair. I look 27-28, younger than my actual age. Good personality and good interpersonal reputation. Humor, easygoing, environmental protection, anti-abortion, and sharing spirit. From the popularity of the small army, engineering background and working overseas for 2 years, the pilot's vision and thinking are objective, with both good and evil. Good at photography, exquisite cooking, beautiful calligraphy, outstanding literary talent, clean and tidy, versatile. Rock youth in school, literary youth among engineering students. Unique male since childhood, civilized and polite, with delicate feelings, young mentality and enterprising spirit. Inner show, intelligence, calmness, sensibility, tolerance and reliability. The basic quality is really good.

Since childhood, my family education has been very strict, and my parents are ordinary, but they are thoughtful and knowledgeable. Simple family relationship, advocating free love, never feudal superstition, never endless troubles. I hope your family is the same. Like Xu Wei; Like small animals; Hobbies like swimming and reading; Like news videos and simple literature and art; Accustomed to local food tastes; Worship Castro, Obama and Kurt Cobain; I don't like entertainment places, I don't like unhealthy things, my life is simple and refreshing, and my image is healthy and sunny.

Love should be professional. Getting to know someone needs an opportunity. It takes wisdom to understand a person. After understanding, you can get along with him with an inclusive attitude.

I don't think I have so much time and energy to talk about a tiring love. I am very depressed and hope it will go smoothly. Find a girl with a blank sheet of paper and find another self when she was young. I value your basic qualities more.

Life is about two people buying food, cooking, washing dishes, discussing work, cleaning the room, facing difficulties and sharing happiness?

I am a sentient being with righteousness and no money.

I am humorous, but not sad; I am affectionate, but I am not happy.

I work hard, but I am not rich. I am very talented, but no one can recognize me. I am steady and humorous, and I don't like bars or group activities very much. Emotionally, I hope that if we are destined, we can move forward side by side. Among my friends, my friends like my generous and humorous side. More often, I show my happy side and keep my sadness to myself. Usually like karaoke, playing ball games, or getting together with friends. In my spare time, I like reading and writing. My principle is to be sincere to others and to be sincere to myself.

Sail in the sea, sail to the strange shore! Life is short, don't regret the mediocre life, learn more from others, enrich the content of life constantly, and live happily every day. I hope old and new friends will be my mentors. I am a single young man in the countryside. I used to be a soldier, party member. I don't have a regular job. I am down-to-earth, introverted and not dull. Hehe, I don't like dressing up. I dare not speak when I see a beautiful strange woman. Hehe, let's just say that.

The man proposes to introduce himself 3. First, the basic introduction:

Name, native place, education background, work situation, height, etc. It should be written in the best, but don't cover up the facts.

Second, the reason for marriage:

Why are you getting married? Don't say it's time to get married when you are old, you can say that you are eager for love and a goddess to accompany you all your life.

Third, the declaration of love:

Just like If You Are the One, you should have your own view on marriage and love, so as to give women a sense of security, and you can have a car and my apartment. Don't deliberately exaggerate. Pursuing love is different from pursuing women. Love has nothing to do with material things, and some women are related to material things.

In addition, there is no need for eloquence, no need for writing and no need for sincerity. Brother has been wandering the Jianghu for a long time, and he will be twenty-six in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me. Whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart and can solve people's worries, everything in the future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you.

3 1. I like to cook good food, and good cooking is preferred. We can discuss it!

32. Today, I reported that my temper is mild and not irritable. My wife and mother can do it, and the division of rights and obligations is clear: you earn money, I take care of money, you do housework, I do aerobics, and my mother-in-law has to run, so you should be filial for me, saying that you are not allowed to run west, and you should pay in one lump sum, but you can't do everything and you can't expect a phone call!

33. The eldest daughter is 28 years old. Although she is a little old, she looks beautiful. I don't boast. People chasing me are all over the street, but I haven't met the one in my heart. I hope someone who is destined to come soon and marry me home as soon as possible!

34. The girl is 28 years old and is short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, fat? I don't care, as long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if you have no money.

35. People who like smoking all walk away, except for one or two cigarettes occasionally (just for fun). Women are really beautiful when they smoke, but I really don't want you to send me one when I am at home, so I will keep sending you one.

36, 28-year-old boy, good-looking, docile, no bad hobbies, graduated from junior college, reliable job, salary of 2000, food and clothing, house at home, relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dryness, look good, have a good personality, have a job and work hard. If you have the heart, talk in the park.

37. Girls who are full of fantasies all day also stay. Life is not a fairy tale. I am a person who only recognizes reality and does not seek illusion.

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