Humorous curse information about Halloween

1, Halloween, in order to welcome the ghosts and ghosts, welcome to watch a program I wrote and directed. The name is a child who reads short messages on his mobile phone. Performer: the child who is reading the text message! Hehe, happy Halloween!

2. Remember not to do Halloween? Wan? Gold oil, if you want to do it, do all saints oil; Remember not to write on Halloween? Wan? If you want to write a book, write a book of all saints; Halloween, I wish you success in your career? Wan? Youth, wealth? Wan? Yuanhu!

3, Halloween, to pretend to be a ghost, I dressed as a vampire, hug you, I will suck, suck up your troubles, suck up your sadness, and turn you into a happy vampire. Happy Halloween to you.

4. On Halloween, I recommend you to make a big movie about evil spirits. The plot is so circuitous, the classic lines are all nonsense, the smart guy and the happy guy co-star, the nuisance and the troublemaker guest star, you are a cheapskate!

5. On Halloween, when happy ghosts beat the glass in front of your window, peaceful ghosts climb into your bed, happy ghosts wander over your head, and rich ghosts crawl under your toes, don't be afraid, my friend. I rode a snail to save you. Drive! Drive! Drive!

6, Halloween, Western Ghost Festival, the gate of hell is opened, teaching you a way to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits. When you see evil spirits, please don't worry, take off your underwear and put it on your head, and make sure to avoid all monsters, remember! Haha, happy Halloween!

7, Halloween, you open the door of hell, ghosts hide; Tread on ghosts; Raise your hand to attract ghosts, ghosts escape; When you meet a ghost at the corner, the ghost asks for forgiveness. You think you're Zhong Kui. So you are worse than a ghost. Happy Halloween to you.

8. On Halloween, I heard that the old demon in Montenegro wants to rob you as the wife of the fortress, and the Millennium snake demon wants to marry you. To ensure your safety, I prayed for you again and again to make you look like such a stupid pig, so that no one would want you.

9. On Halloween, monsters came out and wandered around the world. But I'm not afraid, because I have you to accompany me and protect you, and all evils will not invade, and ghosts and gods dare not approach. Thank you, my-look in the mirror!

10, Halloween, I sent a sincere message, crossed the Qian Shan waters, and came to your colorful home under the lights of the night. Wish you all the best! Happy Halloween!

1 1, Halloween, I drove the wishful pumpkin cart and sent you a pumpkin feast: auspicious pumpkin pie, happy pumpkin soup, lucky pumpkin rice, and smooth pumpkin porridge! May you be energetic? Saint? , emotional god? Saint? Happy Halloween!

12, Halloween, my short message via satellite, asking the god of wealth for jade, the poor can't find you. Ask the old gentleman on the throne for an elixir, and you won't be found sick. Finally, the old lady who bought baked sweet potatoes flashed by and came to your mobile phone.

13, Halloween, I take May? Ghosts? Romance, hugs? Ghosts? The fragrance of flowers, which appeals to me the most? Ghosts? Heavy blessings are the most precious to me? Ghosts? Dear friends, may friends have financial resources? Ghosts? Everything goes well!

14, Halloween, the lonely night god is looking for his partner. You received my message in the rustling night. I hope God and Night God stay away from you, as long as my King Kong protection information is in your mobile phone! Remember to share good things with everyone!

15, Halloween, pumpkins make your face hair, apples give you sugar, pumpkin pie, apple pie, and imps come, all of which are swept away, but the stingy is not enough, no sugar, no tricks, Halloween, have fun and laugh!

16, Halloween, pumpkin lantern, apple pie, turkey leg, come and join us. The holy spirit is in you and me. Do more good deeds and accumulate kindness. You and I will stay in heaven. On Halloween, we can experience different cultural atmosphere of the East and the West!

17, Halloween is Ghost Festival, dear, don't go out casually today, be careful that there are ghosts following you. But don't be afraid, I will drive away all the demons behind you with my love!

18, Halloween, light up our pumpkin lantern, hold our pumpkin pie, chew our pumpkin pie, eat the pumpkin baked on the stove, light up the night sky of Halloween, look at the stars all over the sky and shine with your kindness. Happy Halloween!

19, Halloween, according to legend, celebrating on this day can drive away ghosts and call them back to the right track, and their old age will be smooth sailing, safe and happy. Friends, don't hurry to celebrate your blessings!

20, Halloween, I wish you? Wan? Life is long. Wan? Liu Fang? Wan? Like updating? Wan? Wealth? Wan? Wan, there is nothing to lose, right? Everything's fine? Wan? Everything is going well. Wan? All the best!