Chasing girls, these forces must not pretend.

Chasing girls, pretending to be forced is essential. For example, I would rather eat instant noodles in January than treat others to western food generously. For example, I was robbed on the road and had to pee my pants in front of girls. But it's a little difficult, so you must relax.

There is a joke that is quite popular on the Internet. It is said that when chasing a girl, she inadvertently installed a force, but she didn't, but became a joke.

Some straight men think there is nothing wrong with the man, because the man thinks that his best friend should be a girl who just graduated and went out to work, and the economy may be a little tight.

Inviting her to a fancy restaurant is not easy to understand her life, but to care about her. According to the routine of some YY articles, girlfriends should be moved to tears and can't wait to promise each other. How can it become a joke?

I conclude that the man should be single for many years, because he may not know that girls really like honest men.

But you think she is shameless. Didn't you say she was poor? You are not practical, you are stupid.

The correct way is to comment on the dish. Even if you express your concern, you should ask people,' What do you think of this dish?' Instead of asking people if they have eaten with a slightly higher attitude, you are so overbearing that you should be an elder and a boyfriend.

When I was in high school, there was a boy who was a bum. One day, he confessed to our class flower. There is a sentence that Ban Hua told me, "Although I can't study, I am hanging out with xxx. If you have any small things, you can tell me and I will help you. " Ban Hua smiled from ear to ear when she said it.

In fact, the argument of social people can only deceive some women who are not good at learning and have no knowledge. After all, this thing is non-mainstream, and many people from the three views disdain it. Besides, you go out to play with xxx, and I'm not going to sleep with xxx. Am I stupid?

Everyone has his own weaknesses. It's normal to use their other advantages to make up for or improve girls' views on you, but you must choose something that can be put on the table. For example, "although I don't study well, my family plans to hire a tutor for me, and I will make up for it later." Another example is "My salary is low now because I just joined the company. In fact, my current industry is still quite promising. "

Finally, a joke.

This conversation is actually a joke, but it also shows that some clumsy and far-fetched programs will become a laughing stock.

Okay, it's over. I ate, and I don't want to write.

What have you seen or done that you can't pretend to be laughed at? You can write them in the comments section. A person might as well be happy.